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no teacher could ever stop me going to the toilet

In year 8 technology the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet because i'd been about 30 mins before. Then I vommed on her legs and shoes. She was quite nice to me after that.

When I was younger I had a friend called Paul AND I did a poo at his house...unfortunately it was in my pants. What can I say, when you play hide and seek its exciting and you don't want to give up your position. To this day I still remember his mum wiping my arse and driving me home early. The shame...

I just took a shit, awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.


I remember in Grade 6, we had some new kid come in halfway through the year, so obviously we were all looking at him in interest. He kept telling me and my friends, that if we didn't mind our own business, he was going to fart at us. Obviously we didn't give a fuck, so he attempted to fart at us, and it turned into a large shart. He then tried to excuse himself, but he was obviously too embarrassed to tell the teacher why he needed to leave, so he sat in his shit for about 10 minutes, then just rushed home and didn't come back for the rest of the day.

To this day, I've never seen anything more hilarious.

my mate once took a shit in the fire bucket in the back of science once, i didnt see it personally but thats fucking jokes

therzbm wrote:on the subject of toilet habits and techniques, id like to say big up for sit down piss. why take the time to aim and support your body weight like a chump when you can just sit down and take it easy with no worries of missing the bowl.

i only sit down to piss if i'm drunk, which isn't very often these days.

*hic*

noam wrote:a kid in my old school pissed his pants in year 7 (first year high school for you non-english), it was in French, the teacher denied him about 10 times going to the toilet so he had no choice

That is tantamount to abuse IMO. Bullying tnuc should have been reprimanded then his family forced to rape him.

Gewze wrote:

hasezwei wrote:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY TOILET PAPER WHAT THE FUCK MAN


SHIT I WTF WHY WHY WHY

cover the bastard in shit

nah i threw the paper roll away while screaming
i'm not very fond of spiders. it was one of those who are usually in the corner of your room staring at you like "i'm soo gonna crawl over your pillow when you sleep"

and how could a teacher possibly stop you from going to the toilet? whenever they tried to do that with me i just walked out and took a piss. when i had to talk to the principle i told him i needed to piss and everything was fine what's the problem

firky wrote:

noam wrote:a kid in my old school pissed his pants in year 7 (first year high school for you non-english), it was in French, the teacher denied him about 10 times going to the toilet so he had no choice

That is tantamount to abuse IMO. Bullying tnuc should have been reprimanded then his family forced to rape him.

it was a woman but yeh, well harsh

faust.dtc wrote:What can I say, when you play hide and seek its exciting and you don't want to give up your position.

Almost everytime I used to play hide and seek as soon as I got in a good position, I'd try and stand still and be quiet but I'd need a piss WTF

noam wrote:

firky wrote:

noam wrote:a kid in my old school pissed his pants in year 7 (first year high school for you non-english), it was in French, the teacher denied him about 10 times going to the toilet so he had no choice

That is tantamount to abuse IMO. Bullying tnuc should have been reprimanded then his family forced to rape him.

it was a woman but yeh, well harsh

More holes to rape.

Seriously though, trying to be offensive aside, that is a proper nasty thing to do a person let alone a child. If that happened in anyother large insitution like a prison, care home or hospital, heads would roll.

I'm not having a very good day toiletry speaking, I went this morning and well.. I had to rush. To rush a poo is a taboo

a tapoo one might say if one was so inclined

noam wrote:a tapoo one might say if one was so inclined

oh. my. god.

I had to check in here to find out the last time I did a shit.

Then I remembered I had done a few since.

Ive only been up 2 hours and have had to run to the shitter at least 6 times.

Shouldnt have eaten raw chillis last night, arse feels like its been fisted.

WHERE IS IT ALL COMING FROM???

Had a nice shit this morning, it had a good girth on it. Like a lamb's neck.

had a poo last night after i blew a fat line. always happens whenever i do x or coke.

thing that sucks is every time i take a drug induced poop i can never pinch the loaf and its always too soft. then i end up wiping for 10 minutes. but when im home with all the time in the world ill take a quick solid shit and only need to wipe once. go figure.

firky wrote:

noam wrote:

firky wrote:

noam wrote:a kid in my old school pissed his pants in year 7 (first year high school for you non-english), it was in French, the teacher denied him about 10 times going to the toilet so he had no choice

That is tantamount to abuse IMO. Bullying tnuc should have been reprimanded then his family forced to rape him.

it was a woman but yeh, well harsh

More holes to rape.

Seriously though, trying to be offensive aside, that is a proper nasty thing to do a person let alone a child. If that happened in anyother large insitution like a prison, care home or hospital, heads would roll.

happened in final year of primary school to my mate, the sound of water hitting plastic as the little blue chair filled up with piss. He didnt end up going to the same secondary school as the rest of us. other kid got his head smacked up against a radiator by substitute teacher for asking repeatedly and slagging her off when she said no (he managed to get to the toilet tho, on the way to the medical room haha)

love them catholic schools yo

danrev wrote:

firky wrote:

noam wrote:

firky wrote:

noam wrote:a kid in my old school pissed his pants in year 7 (first year high school for you non-english), it was in French, the teacher denied him about 10 times going to the toilet so he had no choice

That is tantamount to abuse IMO. Bullying tnuc should have been reprimanded then his family forced to rape him.

it was a woman but yeh, well harsh

More holes to rape.

Seriously though, trying to be offensive aside, that is a proper nasty thing to do a person let alone a child. If that happened in anyother large insitution like a prison, care home or hospital, heads would roll.

happened in final year of primary school to my mate, the sound of water hitting plastic as the little blue chair filled up with piss. He didnt end up going to the same secondary school as the rest of us. other kid got his head smacked up against a radiator by substitute teacher for asking repeatedly and slagging her off when she said no (he managed to get to the toilet tho, on the way to the medical room haha)

love them catholic schools yo

i'd beat the fuck out of any teacher that tried touching me. on the levels.