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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:30 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:heh people with those names do exist:
Smokey John Flynn
Vanny Crispy Matengulu
and on a whim i found this gem:
Retard Drummond
thats not real surely?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 pm
by Jak The lad
eLBe wrote:JTL wrote:eLBe wrote:she must have smelt lovely.
lol, If ur surname is Bacon, youu'd think they'd give her a break on her first name wouldn'lt ya.
well the other options were
streaky
smoked
cured
or crispy
so I think they chose the best.
If you put it like that, it could have been a lot worse. Whats wrong with Sally, or Brenda?
Brenda Bacon, sounds like a superhero or a mascot.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 pm
by badger
lol it really is. originally from jamaica now living in london
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:34 pm
by elbe
whats Brenda baking?
note, pronounciation jokes don't work too well over an internet forum
edit...just correcting my spelling/gramma
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:36 pm
by Jak The lad
eLBe wrote:whats Brenda baking?
note, pronounciation jokes don't work to well ova an internet forum
lol, it still worked on me.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:41 pm
by badger
hehe found a great new game at work now
through some random searches i've found these:
Goat Peng Ng
Lion Kaca
Light Blessing Makanda
Gold Nwosu
Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Smh Gha <- this one's you von

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:43 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:
Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Parents must of got pissed off with how dumb thier kids expression was.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:45 pm
by concept_
eLBe wrote:badger wrote:
Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Parents must of got pissed off with how dumb thier kids expression was.
lol stupid names FTW.
There was a kid at my old school called
Heaven Lee
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:51 pm
by badger
quite a few people with the surname Window, Table, Phone, Screen
(yes i am just looking around the room for ideas)
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:quite a few people with the surname Window, Table, Phone, Screen
(yes i am just looking around the room for ideas)
how about double barrelled?
window-table
or table-phone
what about Mr/Mrs Double-Barrelled?
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:59 pm
by badger
sadly not, but found these instead:
Double Sumbulu
Wantanee Double
Doubleday Heidi Lee
Doublekay Demerdash
Jack Barrell
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:03 pm
by BLZDub
Just got an email from someone called Pamela Lipshitz.
That's pretty funny.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:09 pm
by badger
Luz Cock
Bennette Armstrong Dick
Constance Dick
yeah, i'm feeling mature today

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:37 pm
by fused_forces
Our mates second names "Glasscock"

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:31 pm
by schamotnik
An english mate of mine is called David Swallow... kills me every time
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:25 pm
by naked-jake
my full name is Jake Oscar Kingsley Evans
so I have pretty kool initials.
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:53 pm
by lloydnoise
2 clients at work;
Tim Fagg
Bobby Bhutta
i imagine bobby bhutta looks a bit like this

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:59 pm
by diss04
badger wrote:Doublekay Demerdash
best. name. evar
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:59 pm
by MARCHMELLOW
i work in pensions....
spoke to a guy yesterday, his name was
MILES BUZZING
you dunno how hard it was to not creese up on the phone!
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:02 pm
by badger
Diss04 wrote:badger wrote:Doublekay Demerdash
best. name. evar
it's good but not quite as good as Perpetual Blankson