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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:30 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:heh people with those names do exist:

Smokey John Flynn
Vanny Crispy Matengulu

and on a whim i found this gem:
Retard Drummond

thats not real surely?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 pm
by Jak The lad
eLBe wrote:
JTL wrote:
eLBe wrote:she must have smelt lovely.
lol, If ur surname is Bacon, youu'd think they'd give her a break on her first name wouldn'lt ya.
well the other options were

streaky
smoked
cured
or crispy


so I think they chose the best.
If you put it like that, it could have been a lot worse. Whats wrong with Sally, or Brenda?

Brenda Bacon, sounds like a superhero or a mascot.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 pm
by badger
lol it really is. originally from jamaica now living in london

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:34 pm
by elbe
whats Brenda baking?


















note, pronounciation jokes don't work too well over an internet forum


edit...just correcting my spelling/gramma

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:36 pm
by Jak The lad
eLBe wrote:whats Brenda baking?


















note, pronounciation jokes don't work to well ova an internet forum
lol, it still worked on me.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:41 pm
by badger
hehe found a great new game at work now

through some random searches i've found these:

Goat Peng Ng
Lion Kaca
Light Blessing Makanda
Gold Nwosu
Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Smh Gha <- this one's you von :)

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:43 pm
by elbe
badger wrote: Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Parents must of got pissed off with how dumb thier kids expression was.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:45 pm
by concept_
eLBe wrote:
badger wrote: Perpetual Blankson <- wtf?
Parents must of got pissed off with how dumb thier kids expression was.
lol stupid names FTW.

There was a kid at my old school called
Heaven Lee

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:51 pm
by badger
quite a few people with the surname Window, Table, Phone, Screen

(yes i am just looking around the room for ideas)

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:quite a few people with the surname Window, Table, Phone, Screen

(yes i am just looking around the room for ideas)
:lol: :lol:

how about double barrelled?

window-table
or table-phone




what about Mr/Mrs Double-Barrelled?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:59 pm
by badger
sadly not, but found these instead:

Double Sumbulu
Wantanee Double
Doubleday Heidi Lee
Doublekay Demerdash
Jack Barrell

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:03 pm
by BLZDub
Just got an email from someone called Pamela Lipshitz.
That's pretty funny.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:09 pm
by badger
Luz Cock
Bennette Armstrong Dick
Constance Dick

yeah, i'm feeling mature today :P

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:37 pm
by fused_forces
Our mates second names "Glasscock"

:lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:31 pm
by schamotnik
An english mate of mine is called David Swallow... kills me every time

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:25 pm
by naked-jake
my full name is Jake Oscar Kingsley Evans

so I have pretty kool initials.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:53 pm
by lloydnoise
2 clients at work;

Tim Fagg
Bobby Bhutta

i imagine bobby bhutta looks a bit like this
Image

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:59 pm
by diss04
badger wrote:Doublekay Demerdash
best. name. evar

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:59 pm
by MARCHMELLOW
i work in pensions....

spoke to a guy yesterday, his name was

MILES BUZZING

you dunno how hard it was to not creese up on the phone!

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:02 pm
by badger
Diss04 wrote:
badger wrote:Doublekay Demerdash
best. name. evar
it's good but not quite as good as Perpetual Blankson