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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:15 pm
by felixgash
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:22 pm
by blizzardmusic
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:23 pm
by felixgash
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:24 pm
by blizzardmusic
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote: I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
:P

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:24 pm
by misk
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote: I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:26 pm
by blizzardmusic
Misk wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?
No, obviously he's going on about Stockholm Syndrome. Jesus :roll:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:38 pm
by felixgash
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Misk wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote: No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though :roll:
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?
No, obviously he's going on about Stockholm Syndrome. Jesus :roll:
Erm. Actually, I wasn't.

I was on about stockholm syndrome.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:55 pm
by kamala
mmmn cucumber

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:13 pm
by vonboyage
anything interesting happen from pages 3-12?

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:18 pm
by rancor
unklefesta wrote:I heard hot tub sex is bad for you
http://www.hottubsandhomespas.com/hot-t ... tupid.aspx

Damn, didnt feel to bad at the time. But apparently not a good idea

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:29 pm
by kozee
Vonboyage wrote:anything interesting happen from pages 3-12?

yea, top of page 10

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:01 pm
by vonboyage
kozee wrote:morning sex is good.
kozee wrote:It's really even great with yourself.

Lol @ morning sex... show em your a tiger... show em what you can dooo..

its GREAT. Possibly the best sex evar.

& lmao @ with urself >>>>>>>

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:03 pm
by rickyricardo
kozee wrote:morning sex is good.
i dunno...maybe for the ladies.

To me, it's a bit like jogging before breakfast :-/

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:08 pm
by djelements
I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.

I am not a happy person.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:14 pm
by rickyricardo
DJelements wrote:I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.
Well some people have pretty....err...specific...fetishes

:?:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:16 pm
by djelements
RickyRicardo wrote:
DJelements wrote:I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.
Well some people have pretty....err...specific...fetishes

:?:
It was gonna be a mohawk, but i stopped in the middle cause I had to go to school. >_>

I should've explained that, eh?

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:19 pm
by rickyricardo
Ahh...see, before I thought it was b/c you had a tumor removed or something.

There are people that get off on tumors, though. Of course, you would still have to have it...

Or have had one in the first place...

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:28 pm
by djelements
RickyRicardo wrote:Ahh...see, before I thought it was b/c you had a tumor removed or something.

There are people that get off on tumors, though. Of course, you would still have to have it...

Or have had one in the first place...
I can lie VERY convincingly.


Also, being a skinny bastard is a hard hit to the love life.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:37 pm
by sonar
TIRED OF ALL THE OTHER GUYS GETTIN THE CHICKS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A 90LB WEAKLING?

WEIIGHT GAIN 4000!


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Beeeefcake
BEEEEEFCAKE
BEEEEEFFFCAAAAAKE!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:37 pm
by djelements
sonar wrote:TIRED OF ALL THE OTHER GUYS GETTIN THE CHICKS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A 90LB WEAKLING?

WEIIGHT GAIN 4000!


beefcake
Beeeefcake
BEEEEEFCAKE
BEEEEEFFFCAAAAAKE!
130 pounds, thank you very much.