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My corrupt neighbours are in league with the European imperialists. They are now deliberately infecting the Zimbabwean people, saboetaging our water supplies and inciting my people to riot. Do not believe the lies that are told about me by those jealous of my deeds. I shall not let my country fall to the exploiters.

mugabe wrote:My corrupt neighbours are in league with the European imperialists. They are now deliberately infecting the Zimbabwean people, saboetaging our water supplies and inciting my people to riot. Do not believe the lies that are told about me by those jealous of my deeds. I shall not let my country fall to the exploiters.

its ROBOT MUGABE!!!!!

Mr Piston.
You seem like a very assertive young gentleman. I could use your services as a henchman, assassin, agent provocateur, torturer or bagman. You can take your pick. Your generous salary will be held in the Swiss or Chinese bank of your choice.

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.

so they'll eat them for about 2 quid then?

dubluke wrote:

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.

so they'll eat them for about 2 quid then?

oooooohhhhh controversial

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.

why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?

Piston wrote:

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.

why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?

mugabe the mug, i calls him.

Would you like me to comment.

I had a friend who pierced a particular part of her body with a 7cm long needle and the needle got stuck and she had to have it surgically filed down. They couldn't remove it very easily as it had been wedged into bone.


Anyway...It's been a lovely morning in the water.

and glad its monday. Yay! I love Mondays. I never know what's going to turn up. Robot man are you there? Need a lovely comment from your well armored brain!

Piston wrote:

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.

why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?

nice comeback.

pdomino wrote: Cyber agression = epic fail

Go back and be nice.

No takers?
OK. I'll bet $1000 000 that this thread won't reach 10 pages.
Who'll play?

Yes, I'm sure to win.

I think my next thread will be titled 'The Sick and Needy'

Oh well, I tried
but no one was willing to take me on except the retrospective editors
and that doesn't count.
Bunch of pikers.

Orange leaves
ascorbic stains
across
fragile walls.
With one swipe
I am reprieved.

Pikers? Holidays? Bored?

I have enough weapons to retain control but am running out of coke to keep the troops onside. Has anyone out there who sympathizes with my independence struggle, got a tonne of snow to donate to the cause?