Dubstepforum.com

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:57 pm**

hours of fun hear

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:16 pm**

You: Dubstep.
Stranger: UGG
You: Dubstep?
Stranger: ******?
You: Dubstep.
Stranger: ******.
You: Dubstep!
Stranger: ******!
You: Dubstep!!
Stranger: ******!!
You: Dubstep?
Stranger: ******?
Stranger: C-C-C-COMBO
Stranger: BREAKER!
You: DUBSTEP! DUBSTEP! DUBSTEP!
Stranger: I WIN!
You: Fatality.

Verbal fighting.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:21 pm**

Stranger: hi
You: Dubstep
Stranger: nah its shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cos techno's where its at foo

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:23 pm**

Stranger wrote: Stranger: tell me something random.
You: Lookin for sexy time...
Stranger: ew.
You: All i have is a ketchup bottle
You: Any ideas???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger wrote: Stranger: gaf
You: Who dis mayne?
Stranger: costanz
Stranger: costanza
You: Easy now breadbin. You coolio blud?
You: Guess not den innit...
You: What you havin for dindins?
You: Im speakin to a bloody foreigner aint I...
You: Probably cheese and sausage then innit blad...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger wrote: Stranger: gamelux
You: easy now breadbin
You: gunman
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: breadbin ?
You: yeah blad
You: street talk innit
You: Im from the hood
Stranger: no shit homie
Stranger: where ya from ******
You: we have pcs and internet tho
You: Croydon lol
You: Where you at?
Stranger: amsterdam
You: I been Dam
You: Its great
You: Weed and hookers...full of dutch tho
You: Sooooooo, do you have tits or a willy? Or Both?...
You: In other words are you a dude or gash that i can groom?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger wrote: You: Yes yes...
Stranger: aryt
Stranger: hows it hangin ?
You: Is the sum type of internet talk...or your name
You: To the left most of the time
You: I got a question.
Stranger: o right
You: Do you know how to reverse the suck on a hoover?
Stranger: ???
You: SOme help you are. So do you have tits or a willy?
You: Willy pls
You: pls pls pls
Stranger: i am the owner of w illy
You: Me too yay
You: hence the hoover problem
You: Cant turn it off either
You: Im dry to the bone
You: But happy
Stranger: Ur of ya head haha
You: Lucky its got wheels coz i have to go to work tomorrow
You: His name is henry too
Stranger: hahahaha gettin a permanent nosh of a hoover
You: Its da foocha

I FAIL AT CONVERSATION...

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:47 pm**

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate sand
Stranger: It's sooo... sandy
You: i love it
Stranger: But you
Stranger: you're not sandy
Stranger: that's why I love you
You: nope
You: but the guy from spiderman is
Stranger: yeah, I hate him too
You: yep
You: and spiderman also
You: so fuckin gay!
Stranger: So?
Stranger: I'm bi
You: nice
Stranger: Highfive
Stranger: that means I can have sex with anyone
You: you don't wont sand in your vagina
You: that's why you hate sand
You: hmmm
Stranger: How did you guess :O
You: i know you
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: are you my sis ?
You: nop
You: e
Stranger: Then who are you?
You: i am Jacqui Smiths
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: isn't that a writer ?

You: i am everything!
You: do you like meat?
Stranger: I do
Stranger: I very much do so
Stranger: especially veal
Stranger: I just love dead baby animals
You: oh yeah i forgot,you're Bi,ofcourse you like meat
You: sorry 'bout that
Stranger: I don't see the logic

You: me neither
You:

Stranger: I love you
You: do you like Brad Paisley?
Stranger: But I already told you that
You: yeah
Stranger: I have no idea who that is, but hell yeah
Stranger: his name is Brad
Stranger: how can I not like him?
You: and me?
You: do you like me?
Stranger: Of course I do
You: where are you from i live in a cactus
Stranger: I live in a weed plant
You: nice
You: do you have hands?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: hands are pretty cool
Stranger: many hands, how else could I masturbate ?
You: nice
You: do you say my name when you masturbate?
Stranger: No
Stranger: But I think of you
You: so you don't love me any more
You:

Stranger: I do :O
Stranger: I do love you
Stranger: but it's jsut that ...
Stranger: I don't know how to pronounce your name
You: oh
Stranger: also, I don't even have tongue
Stranger: so I can't say your name to begin with
You: i already told ya.my name is Jacqui Smiths
You: you don't have a tongue?
Stranger: yeah, and I don't know how to pronounce Jacqui
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: no tongue
Stranger: Well actually I do have an aritificial one
Stranger: but that's only for perverted things
Stranger: not for speaking
You: how are you planin to give me a blow job if you don't have a tongue?
Stranger: that's what I just told you, I have an artificial tongue for perverted things only
You: are you pink?
Stranger: hell if I know
Stranger: i'm stoned all the time
You: hahah
You: me too
Stranger: you think I can keep colors apart ?
You: we are 2 of a kind!
You: let's run away to vegas and get married
Stranger: Let's
Stranger: can I borrow your broom ?
Stranger: then I can fly
You: it's yours
Stranger: I am a witch
Stranger: like Harry Potter
You: nice
Stranger: Only I don't like glasses
Stranger: or school
Stranger: or magic
Stranger: just brooms
Stranger: I have a fettish you see
You: which one?
Stranger: for brooms
You: nice
Stranger: they're so looong ... and hard ...
Stranger: and you can fly on them
You: you like to stick em up in your nose?
Stranger: oh god how did you guess?
You: brooms ?
Stranger: it feels so good
You: yeah
You: i have to pack my suitcases now,vegas awaits us my love
Stranger: wait
Stranger: can we make it LA instead ?
Stranger: Or Amsterdam, there's a lot of weed there
You: well.....i thought we are 2 of a kind
Stranger: yeah
You: i thought you like Vegas like me
Stranger: I do
Stranger: but I mean
Stranger: we're gonna need a lot of weeeeed rite ?
You: sure
Stranger: so Amsterdam would be better, I'd say
Stranger: also, if we waste all our money on gambling in Vegas
Stranger: then how will we get our weed ?
You: nice thinking
Stranger: We are 2 of a kind sure
Stranger: we like the same stuff
Stranger: but we still have to think logically

You: i don't see the letters on my keyboard
Stranger: and obviously, weed is more important then gambling
You: logicall thoughts again my love!
Stranger: wait what, we're having this conversation over the computer ?
You: i think so
Stranger: I thought we were actually speaking in real life
You: at first i thoght im calling you over the phone
You: and then i remebered i don't have your number
You: or a phone....
Stranger: omg
Stranger: that's soo clever
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's soooooooo clever
You: i know love
You: i got that from you
You: so europe it is?
You: NL,right?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok love
You: im on my way
You: till then
You: :*
Stranger: well... I'm afraid I have to continue ordering my weed
Stranger: so I'll see you when you get here
Stranger: with the broom
Stranger: and we'll fly toward ever lasting freedom
Stranger: Bye !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:56 pm**

You: dubstep?
Stranger: Yeah thats m
Stranger: me
You: u like dubstep
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: yes
You: safe
You: u on dubstepforum?
Stranger: yeah kewl
Stranger: yup
You: whats ur username?
Stranger: boomnoise
You: serious?
Stranger: yep
You: oh safe
You: its 8bit
You: i posed this up in secret ninja hideout
Stranger: ah sup bro
Stranger: thats cool
You: every1s been searching with a 1 to 1 dsf convo on omegle
You: finally found it
Stranger: :p
You: what brings u on here?
Stranger: dunno killing time tbh
You: safe
You: well
You: we must save this conversation
You: coz we won it
Stranger: yeah
You: safe
You: is this seriously boomnoise
You: /
Stranger: urr yeah
You: seen
Stranger: im not shitting
You: still an mc?
Stranger: yup
You: kool
You: well DSF Der u go

ITS BOOMNOISE

I FOUND BOOMNOISE

ANOTHER DSF USER?!!?!?!

I WIN :d

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:04 pm**

Eventually it was gonna happen..

A lot of kids on there, no?

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:07 pm**

I love this site...it brings out the dark side in me...

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How you doin
Stranger: doing ok thanks
Stranger: you?
You: Im bored
Stranger: me too
You: and horny
Stranger: eeeeeerm..... get a gf?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: lesbian?
You: didnt like it when i tried it
Stranger: why not
You: but my teacher said i wouldnt know unless i tried
You: but she was rough
You: and i bleed
Stranger: you had sex with your eacher
Stranger: Teacher*
Stranger: ?
You: she said that happens to 14 year old girls
Stranger: it does
You: i dont know if i should tell mom
You: what do you think
You: ?
Stranger: hmmm... i think you should.. if your mum is young, she could maybe join in one time
Stranger: insest apeal to you?
You: Im not doing that ever again
You: uncle steve is rough too
Stranger: how do you knoe so much for a 14 yr old
You: i was learnt from young
Stranger: i see
You: my dad showed me before he went to prison
You: i miss him
Stranger: ah good ol' boy!
You: i should never have told on him
Stranger: yeh, thats bad
You: thats why i dont want to tell mum about Miss Price
You: coz she will lose her job
You: and might go to prison too
Stranger: yeh she will... but..
Stranger: you said you didnt like it
Stranger: so its not like you will miss it
You: are you man or lady
Stranger: lady
You: how old
Stranger: 21
You: where are you from
Stranger: uk
You: where in uk LOndon
You: thats all i know
Stranger: not far
Stranger: where are you from
You: USA
Stranger: i like usa
Stranger: never been though
You: it cool
You: lots of hot guys
You: are you hot???
Stranger: yeh, and they like english girls right?
Stranger: i'd say i'm ok
You: they love the accent
You: only ok
Stranger: but then everyone does talking on the internet
You: i bet you are very hot
Stranger: how would you know?!
You: id like to do with you what teacher showed me
You: you will like it
Stranger: you said you werent a a lesbian
Stranger: and i am not a lesbian
Stranger: and im NOT a peodophile!
You: you like cock then
You: i do too
Stranger: well, yes, i suppose i like cock
You: my uncle has a big penis
You: 4 whole inches
You: it hurt

You: Hey
Stranger: ho!
You: Im a 14 year old female
You: want sexy time
Stranger: lets go
You: im fresh
You: and bald
Stranger: not my type then
You: are you male or female
You: or both
You: it happens you know
You: my dad told me
You: well?
Stranger: i like them hairier than a mouldy beaver's overgrown lady garden
You:
You: groom me bitch
Stranger: ooo your naughty
You: Please daddy
You: ive been a naughty girl
Stranger: call me mommy
You: and im wet
Stranger: bitch
You: So ur female?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: I dont mind either way
You: my parents take turns
Stranger: not when i was there
You: i prefer my dad
You: his cock is bigger
Stranger: than ur moms?
You: yep
You: a whole 3 inches
You: hers is small
Stranger: lucky u
You: dad call it a clit
You: whatever that is
Stranger: its the mommy daddy button
You: i dont mind what they do but trying to put a whole fist up it hurts
You: it bleeds
Stranger: they must be amateurs then
You: i say it my period when they ask at school
You: its like a wizards sleeve
Stranger: i can get 2 fists and a foot up my wife
You: wow
You: can i meet her
You: get tips
Stranger: i've got small fingers tbh but its still impressive
You: mmm id like to feel the size of your fingers
You: grow your nails tho
You: for DNA purposes
Stranger: yum
You: your makin me wet
Stranger: incidently my feet are a size 16
You: shit
You: im shocked
You: do you give your with a tnuc punt?
You: daddy told me he is going to do it to me when he gets home
Stranger: you know what they say about blokes with size 16 feet?
You: they wear big shoes?????
You: or summin
Stranger: they've got fuck off big feet to stick up a wide fanny
You: OH NO ive started to bleed
Stranger: that could be you
You: and it tastes funny
Stranger: does it tast like clown piss?
You: worse
You: like the cheese under my daddys hood
Stranger: that doesn't sound funny then
You: hahahaha i get it
You: im tellin laura my friend that joke
You: she likes older guys
Stranger: can she join us
Stranger: i'm only 15
You: do you have a big willy
You: ???
You: how big
Stranger: i'm hung like a giraffe
You: inches please and be honest coz im scared
Stranger: 10
You: your kidding right
Stranger: no
Stranger: i've got size 16 feet
Stranger: any smaller would be wrong
You: i dont know what to say but give it to be big boy
You: where are you from
Stranger: arizona state penitentary
You: do you know uncle steve
You: ????
Stranger: he loved my big cock yeh
Stranger: he was my bitch till i paralysed him
You: Well when i go to visit him maybe i can taste you too
Stranger: i dunno
You: I gotta go, ive just came
You: and its everywhere
You: plus i forgot to mention im a 26 year old man and my fingers are starting to stick to the keyboard
Stranger: clean yourself up whore

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:15 am**

Stranger: hey.
You: lol
Stranger: :S
You: what?
You: rofl
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: whats up.
You: this is my first day using the internet
You: am i doing it right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i herd u liek mudkipz
You: I heard you spend all day on the internet
Stranger: i studied too
Stranger: ******
You: you're probably really white
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:40 am**

I'm 'you'

I did this last night:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Why hello there
You: the last person I talked to
You: wnated to throatfuck me
You: =[
Stranger: lol i see...
Stranger: those bastards!
You: it's not easy
You: being a living fossil
Stranger: don't worry...he probably had a small pecker
You: separated from your kin
You: by 65 million years of evolution
Stranger: i guess not
You: my closest relatives rule the skies
Stranger: zeus?
You: while I prowl dark forests
You: BIRDSZP FZF
You: BIRDS
You: Goddamnit
You: you're throwing
You: your life away
Stranger: sorry! holy
You: this is your once of a life time opportunity
Stranger: don't get all mormon on me
You: I'm getting
You: Coelurosaur on you
You: you are
You: A god
You: Look, there is a prophecy
Stranger: nah, far from it
You: YES YOU ARE
You: there is a prophecy
You: that person called stranger
You: would appear on an anonymous chat room
You: is your name not stranger?
Stranger: haha your name is!
You: NO I AM YOU
You: ! >=0
Stranger: are you?
You: yes
You: I am You
Stranger: are you an american male?
You: I'm a Gowdanan female
Stranger: no you're not!
You: prove it
Stranger: Gowdanan doesn't exist!
You: yes it did
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gondwana
You: see?
You: Who's the beeyutch naaao?
You: exactly
You: ANYWAY
Stranger: you spelt it wrong~!
You: oh
You: ..
You: no
You: I live here
Stranger: yeah! beeyotch!
You: I would know
Stranger: lol
You: how it's spelled
You: the whole world is wrong
You: except for me
You: of course
You: ANYWAY
You: There's a prophecy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: alright, what sort of prophecy
You: they said that you can turn water into kool aid
Stranger: yes...by adding kool aid mix...
You: OH MY GOD
You: YOU ARE THE STRANGER THEY SPOKE OF
Stranger: i don't think so
You: hehe, when I'm saying 'OH MY GOD' I'm actually talking about you, hehe
You: ANYWAY
You: yes
You: you are
Stranger: hahaha
You: your name is stranger and you can turn water into kool-aid
You: so you are the chosen one
Stranger: and I'm hung like a moose!
Stranger: so i must be~!
You: more like, a moose is hung like you
You: amirite?
You: amirite?
You: amirite?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: touche stranger...
You: TOUCHÉ
You: This is the first day of the rest of your life
You: and you're throwing it all away
You: because of kool-aid and mooses
You: look
You: you know your old school?
Stranger: how?
You: the loose tile near the entrance
You: remove it
You: there you will find the answers
Stranger: which tile?
You: the loose one
You: follow your heart
You: you'll know which one it is when you see it
Stranger: follow your nose!
You: FOLLOW YOUR MOOSE
You: ANYWAY
You: Wait
You: oh yeah
You: uhhh
You: goddamnit
You: I've run out of stuff to say
Stranger: haha
You: BYE BYE

I was proud.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:58 am**

lol I thiught they were joking.

Stranger: Hello, this is Dave with Omegle User Support, would you mind taking a brief survey?
You: yes i would mind
Stranger: No problems sir, have a nice day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:04 am**

Stranger: Hello, are you from Brazil?
You: dance dance revolution
Stranger: Do you speak English?
Stranger: Are you from Uruguay?
You: obviously I just typed in English you dunce
Stranger: You're British
Stranger: right?
You: American
Stranger: Well then we have a problem.
Stranger: No self-respecting American would use the word "dunce"
Stranger: in public.
You: dubstep?
Stranger: is a genre of music
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: But that's besides the point.
You: Ahhh You're British
Stranger: I'm not British
Stranger: I don't have to be British to know what dubstep is
You: I am
Stranger: You're not British
You: I hear jesus was
Stranger: I hear he was not.
Stranger: I heard he persecuted the Brits
Stranger: or something like that
You: I hear Brits persecuted the Americans
Stranger: It was the Brits who killed Jesus
Stranger: I hear the Americans fucked Britain up
Stranger: in the Revolutionary War
You: That was a factor in the spainish australian war of 1789
Stranger: We still owned Britain
Stranger: Tony Blair was our bitch
Stranger: and he made your country even more our bitch
You: I believe he came much later
Stranger: I know
You: We owned the queen
Stranger: The queen owned herself.
You: Straight to hell
Stranger: with a dildo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:16 am**

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SEVEN DAYS
You: have a seat right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:21 am**

Blood Ninja is the ultimate....

Here are more of them: http://www.bloodninja.org/list.php?verified=true

<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
<BritneySpears14> Aight.
<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.
<bloodninja> Me too baby.
<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.
<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
<BritneySpears14> Hey...
<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.
<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
<bloodninja> Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
<BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
<bloodninja> Baby?

============================

<bloodninja> Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
<j_gurli3> thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
<bloodninja> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
<j_gurli3> haha, ok lets go.
<j_gurli3> i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
<bloodninja> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
<j_gurli3> haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
<j_gurli3> i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
<bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
<j_gurli3> No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
<bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
<j_gurli3> stop, cmon be serious.
<bloodninja> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
<bloodninja> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
<j_gurli3> thats it.
<bloodninja> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
<bloodninja> Goddam am I hard now.

================================

<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody

<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the fuck?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shit
<DirtyKate> Fuck

Awesome.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:29 am**

This one made me sad.

Stranger: olá
You: 'ello mate
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you american?
Stranger: noth-american...
You: No bruv Fuck yanks
Stranger: eahhhhhhhhh
Stranger: motherfunk yanks!
Stranger: kkkk
Stranger: where are you?
You: Haha I am actually an American doing a rather cheesy impersonation of a British chav
Stranger: speack portugues, español, italian...
You: Nope just English
Stranger: american... so stupid
Stranger: hahahahah
You: At least I use proper grammar.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:51 am**

thank you all for the entertainment

must get active

props if boom n 8bit found online harmony

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:35 am**

01:05 Loomi25 : lol. Im not Magic Johnson
01:06 piranhausa : PLAY
01:06 Loomi25 : carter
01:06 piranhausa : KATY PERRY - I KISSED A GIRL RUSKO'S CHAPSTIK RMX
01:06 thatSLUT : so i hung out with this guy today and he sent me a kinda lurker text haha
01:06 thatSLUT : hes like you have a smokin body i couldnt stop staring
01:06 thatSLUT : i was like um i know im fine
01:06 piranhausa : WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS
01:06 Loomi25 : who are u
01:07 thatSLUT : some slut
01:07 Loomi25 : lol
01:07 Loomi25 : ahahah
01:07 Loomi25 : im dying
01:07 piranhausa : I SAT ON THE TOILET AND RED A REDBOOK TODAY
01:07 Loomi25 : read
01:07 piranhausa : READ*
01:07 Loomi25 : ahaha
01:07 Loomi25 : yo slut
01:07 thatSLUT : a redbook?
01:07 thatSLUT : ya loomi?
01:07 Loomi25 : ahaha
01:07 Loomi25 : u got any tread left on the tires?
01:07 piranhausa : THAT CAT GOT A SNAPPER ON IT
01:07 thatSLUT : i have probably the tightest vagina youll ever fuck to be honest
01:08 Loomi25 : idk my little sisters was pretty tight
01:08 STUNT : lol
01:08 thatSLUT : im tighter
01:08 thatSLUT : promise

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:12 pm**

You: ay
You: say hi bloodclot
Stranger: Wz-mJed_bP0
Stranger: Watch Tihs
Stranger: U know U liked It
You: eum
You: k w8
Stranger: ok
You: ur a strange one indeed
Stranger: No i've just like soy
Stranger: souse
Stranger: souce
You: hmm, yea?
Stranger: Source
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: Which One U Like; Time To Choose!
You: ketchum
You: ketchup
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIo8fuG7sAE
Stranger: Stay Here I 'm watching
You: k
Stranger: I've watched it
Stranger: Where is ketchup?
Stranger: I see only nigras
You: yo
You: it made me think about ketchup obviously there is no ketchup
Stranger: O
You: phat rave innit
Stranger: I SEE
Stranger: I SEE WHIE CAPES
Stranger: Bugogagagaaa
You: yea
Stranger: Nope i don't actually see them but i think
Stranger: they watching us right now with their knives
Stranger: fill in nigra blood
You: true dat
Stranger: Fuck Run Bro
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: eee
You: shake that
Stranger: ee..
You: ass for me
You: shake that ass for me
Stranger: Yo.... dawg
Stranger: we...
Stranger: put some
Stranger: blood
Stranger: in your blood
You: so
Stranger: coz u ****** man
You: i can bleed…
Stranger: ass-bleeding ? )
You: and selfbukkake at the same time…
Stranger: Just ajoke
Stranger: Hentai-ass-hunter?
You: nahmean
You: no what
Stranger: U are
You: no
Stranger: I pimped your ride
Stranger: no you will pay
You: hey
Stranger: (Its not An VH1
Stranger: channel
Stranger: Prepare to Be Raped
You: dont try to put your cock in your eye man
Stranger: I Try I Win
Stranger: Now It's your turn
You: i know a guy who did that
Stranger: Proof pic
You: but it didnt work so he wanted to cut it off
Stranger: or GTFO
Stranger: So i see
You: so he went to pee first, he didnt even need to
You: but no piss in the wound u c
Stranger: Video?
Stranger: Do UHave Proof?
You: so anyway he died so dont try it
You: yeah man
You: its on here somewhere
You: www. makemoniesonline.com
Stranger: Not Work!
You: yes work
You: u ghey
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: there is only money Spam
You: you obviously didn't go on the site
You: it's only a name
Stranger: I go i SWEAR
You: no u didn't
Stranger: PLs TRUSt ME
Stranger: Mister
You: ur such a cigarette
Stranger: u2
You: no u
Stranger: Lets lulz
Stranger: )
You: i like you
You: i have an erection

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:21 pm**

this site is amazing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?
You: ç4/l/lm
You: u?
Stranger: 23/m/UK
You: oh awesome i love 23 year old males from the United Kingdom
You: how are you
Stranger: what is c4/l/lm?
Stranger: i am good thank you
Stranger: how are you?
You: 4 centurons
You: i'm a Lygonaar from Lygonaar Major

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:01 pm**

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Daher sollten Sie nicht vergessen
Es ist nur eine dumme Phase werde ich durch
Und weil
Ich rufe Sie
Verstehen Sie mich nicht falsch, glaube nicht, dass Sie haben es geschafft
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe, nein nein, weil es ..
I love to see you
Aber dann wieder
Das bedeutet nicht, dass Sie bedeuten, dass viel zu mir!
Also, wenn ich einen Anruf
Nicht so ein Theater
Nicht teilen Sie Ihre Freunde über die beiden von uns
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe, nein nein, weil es ..
Ich Ihr Bild
Nach der Wand
Versteckt böse Es ist ein Fleck ist, dass es
Daher ist es nicht mich fragen,
Um es wieder
Ich weiß, dass Sie wissen, dass es nicht viel zu mir!
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe, nein nein, weil es ..
Ooh Sie warten eine lange Zeit für mich
Ooh Sie lange warten
Ooh Sie warten eine lange Zeit für mich
Ooh Sie lange warten
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe
Daher sollten Sie nicht vergessen
Es ist nur eine dumme Phase werde ich durch
Und nur weil ich fordere Sie
Verstehen Sie mich nicht falsch, glaube nicht, dass Sie haben es geschafft
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe
Ich bin nicht in der Liebe
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You: There you go
You: there you go
Stranger: i agree
You: you know what that is?
Stranger: not a clue
Stranger: ???

You: It's the lyrics of 10cc's I'm not in Love translated into Vietnamese and then into German
Stranger: r u german?????

You: enjoy!

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