Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:57 pm
hours of fun hear
Stranger wrote: Stranger: tell me something random.
You: Lookin for sexy time...
Stranger: ew.
You: All i have is a ketchup bottle
You: Any ideas???
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Stranger wrote: Stranger: gaf
You: Who dis mayne?
Stranger: costanz
Stranger: costanza
You: Easy now breadbin. You coolio blud?
You: Guess not den innit...
You: What you havin for dindins?
You: Im speakin to a bloody foreigner aint I...
You: Probably cheese and sausage then innit blad...
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Stranger wrote: Stranger: gamelux
You: easy now breadbin
You: gunman
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: breadbin ?
You: yeah blad
You: street talk innit
You: Im from the hood
Stranger: no shit homie
Stranger: where ya from ******
You: we have pcs and internet tho
You: Croydon lol
You: Where you at?
Stranger: amsterdam
You: I been Dam
You: Its great
You: Weed and hookers...full of dutch tho
You: Sooooooo, do you have tits or a willy? Or Both?...
You: In other words are you a dude or gash that i can groom?
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I FAIL AT CONVERSATION...Stranger wrote: You: Yes yes...
Stranger: aryt
Stranger: hows it hangin ?
You: Is the sum type of internet talk...or your name
You: To the left most of the time
You: I got a question.
Stranger: o right
You: Do you know how to reverse the suck on a hoover?
Stranger: ???
You: SOme help you are. So do you have tits or a willy?
You: Willy pls
You: pls pls pls
Stranger: i am the owner of w illy
You: Me too yay
You: hence the hoover problem
You: Cant turn it off either
You: Im dry to the bone
You: But happy
Stranger: Ur of ya head haha
You: Lucky its got wheels coz i have to go to work tomorrow
You: His name is henry too
Stranger: hahahaha gettin a permanent nosh of a hoover
You: Its da foocha
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How you doin
Stranger: doing ok thanks
Stranger: you?
You: Im bored
Stranger: me too
You: and horny
Stranger: eeeeeerm..... get a gf?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: lesbian?
You: didnt like it when i tried it
Stranger: why not
You: but my teacher said i wouldnt know unless i tried
You: but she was rough
You: and i bleed
Stranger: you had sex with your eacher
Stranger: Teacher*
Stranger: ?
You: she said that happens to 14 year old girls
Stranger: it does
You: i dont know if i should tell mom
You: what do you think
You: ?
Stranger: hmmm... i think you should.. if your mum is young, she could maybe join in one time
Stranger: insest apeal to you?
You: Im not doing that ever again
You: uncle steve is rough too
Stranger: how do you knoe so much for a 14 yr old
You: i was learnt from young
Stranger: i see
You: my dad showed me before he went to prison
You: i miss him
Stranger: ah good ol' boy!
You: i should never have told on him
Stranger: yeh, thats bad
You: thats why i dont want to tell mum about Miss Price
You: coz she will lose her job
You: and might go to prison too
Stranger: yeh she will... but..
Stranger: you said you didnt like it
Stranger: so its not like you will miss it
You: are you man or lady
Stranger: lady
You: how old
Stranger: 21
You: where are you from
Stranger: uk
You: where in uk LOndon
You: thats all i know
Stranger: not far
Stranger: where are you from
You: USA
Stranger: i like usa
Stranger: never been though
You: it cool
You: lots of hot guys
You: are you hot???
Stranger: yeh, and they like english girls right?
Stranger: i'd say i'm ok
You: they love the accent
You: only ok
Stranger: but then everyone does talking on the internet
You: i bet you are very hot
Stranger: how would you know?!
You: id like to do with you what teacher showed me
You: you will like it
Stranger: you said you werent a a lesbian
Stranger: and i am not a lesbian
Stranger: and im NOT a peodophile!
You: you like cock then
You: i do too
Stranger: well, yes, i suppose i like cock
You: my uncle has a big penis
You: 4 whole inches
You: it hurt
You: Hey
Stranger: ho!
You: Im a 14 year old female
You: want sexy time
Stranger: lets go
You: im fresh
You: and bald
Stranger: not my type then
You: are you male or female
You: or both
You: it happens you know
You: my dad told me
You: well?
Stranger: i like them hairier than a mouldy beaver's overgrown lady garden
You:
You: groom me bitch
Stranger: ooo your naughty
You: Please daddy
You: ive been a naughty girl
Stranger: call me mommy
You: and im wet
Stranger: bitch
You: So ur female?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: I dont mind either way
You: my parents take turns
Stranger: not when i was there
You: i prefer my dad
You: his cock is bigger
Stranger: than ur moms?
You: yep
You: a whole 3 inches
You: hers is small
Stranger: lucky u
You: dad call it a clit
You: whatever that is
Stranger: its the mommy daddy button
You: i dont mind what they do but trying to put a whole fist up it hurts
You: it bleeds
Stranger: they must be amateurs then
You: i say it my period when they ask at school
You: its like a wizards sleeve
Stranger: i can get 2 fists and a foot up my wife
You: wow
You: can i meet her
You: get tips
Stranger: i've got small fingers tbh but its still impressive
You: mmm id like to feel the size of your fingers
You: grow your nails tho
You: for DNA purposes
Stranger: yum
You: your makin me wet
Stranger: incidently my feet are a size 16
You: shit
You: im shocked
You: do you give your with a tnuc punt?
You: daddy told me he is going to do it to me when he gets home
Stranger: you know what they say about blokes with size 16 feet?
You: they wear big shoes?????
You: or summin
Stranger: they've got fuck off big feet to stick up a wide fanny
You: OH NO ive started to bleed
Stranger: that could be you
You: and it tastes funny
Stranger: does it tast like clown piss?
You: worse
You: like the cheese under my daddys hood
Stranger: that doesn't sound funny then
You: hahahaha i get it
You: im tellin laura my friend that joke
You: she likes older guys
Stranger: can she join us
Stranger: i'm only 15
You: do you have a big willy
You: ???
You: how big
Stranger: i'm hung like a giraffe
You: inches please and be honest coz im scared
Stranger: 10
You: your kidding right
Stranger: no
Stranger: i've got size 16 feet
Stranger: any smaller would be wrong
You: i dont know what to say but give it to be big boy
You: where are you from
Stranger: arizona state penitentary
You: do you know uncle steve
You: ????
Stranger: he loved my big cock yeh
Stranger: he was my bitch till i paralysed him
You: Well when i go to visit him maybe i can taste you too
Stranger: i dunno
You: I gotta go, ive just came
You: and its everywhere
You: plus i forgot to mention im a 26 year old man and my fingers are starting to stick to the keyboard
Stranger: clean yourself up whore
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SEVEN DAYS
You: have a seat right now
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You: ay
You: say hi bloodclot
Stranger: Wz-mJed_bP0
Stranger: Watch Tihs
Stranger: U know U liked It
You: eum
You: k w8
Stranger: ok
You: ur a strange one indeed
Stranger: No i've just like soy
Stranger: souse
Stranger: souce
You: hmm, yea?
Stranger: Source
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: Which One U Like; Time To Choose!
You: ketchum
You: ketchup
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIo8fuG7sAE
Stranger: Stay Here I 'm watching
You: k
Stranger: I've watched it
Stranger: Where is ketchup?
Stranger: I see only nigras
You: yo
You: it made me think about ketchup obviously there is no ketchup
Stranger: O
You: phat rave innit
Stranger: I SEE
Stranger: I SEE WHIE CAPES
Stranger: Bugogagagaaa
You: yea
Stranger: Nope i don't actually see them but i think
Stranger: they watching us right now with their knives
Stranger: fill in nigra blood
You: true dat
Stranger: Fuck Run Bro
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: eee
You: shake that
Stranger: ee..
You: ass for me
You: shake that ass for me
Stranger: Yo.... dawg
Stranger: we...
Stranger: put some
Stranger: blood
Stranger: in your blood
You: so
Stranger: coz u ****** man
You: i can bleed…
Stranger: ass-bleeding ? )
You: and selfbukkake at the same time…
Stranger: Just ajoke
Stranger: Hentai-ass-hunter?
You: nahmean
You: no what
Stranger: U are
You: no
Stranger: I pimped your ride
Stranger: no you will pay
You: hey
Stranger: (Its not An VH1
Stranger: channel
Stranger: Prepare to Be Raped
You: dont try to put your cock in your eye man
Stranger: I Try I Win
Stranger: Now It's your turn
You: i know a guy who did that
Stranger: Proof pic
You: but it didnt work so he wanted to cut it off
Stranger: or GTFO
Stranger: So i see
You: so he went to pee first, he didnt even need to
You: but no piss in the wound u c
Stranger: Video?
Stranger: Do UHave Proof?
You: so anyway he died so dont try it
You: yeah man
You: its on here somewhere
You: www. makemoniesonline.com
Stranger: Not Work!
You: yes work
You: u ghey
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: there is only money Spam
You: you obviously didn't go on the site
You: it's only a name
Stranger: I go i SWEAR
You: no u didn't
Stranger: PLs TRUSt ME
Stranger: Mister
You: ur such a cigarette
Stranger: u2
You: no u
Stranger: Lets lulz
Stranger: )
You: i like you
You: i have an erection