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granted, but that's the only thing firm on your body so you look ridiculous anyway


I wish a time machine would be invented so people could go back in time to the point where they were alive but somehow missed out on certain things.

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted, but that's the only thing firm on your body so you look ridiculous anyway


I wish a time machine would be invented so people could go back in time to the point where they were alive but somehow missed out on certain things.

Granted but it's a Dolorian and you need 1.21 gigawatts to use it.

I wish I had my own HBO special and I got to interview sexy female movie stars!

Granted, but she's in the company of her husband, T. Cruise, and they kidnap you with their spaceship to their home planet where you spend the rest of your life, well.., not doing anything really because scientology makes life so damn strict and boring.


I wish for a few dj bookings soon.

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:Granted, but she's in the company of her husband, T. Cruise, and they kidnap you with their spaceship to their home planet where you spend the rest of your life, well.., not doing anything really because scientology makes life so damn strict and boring.


I wish for a few dj bookings soon.

Damn that's a nightmare you Tom Cruise? That's low!

Granted you got three gigs coming up...in the Happy Hardcore room. Have fun!

I wish Tom Cruise came over to my house for a wife swap.

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:Granted, but she's in the company of her husband, T. Cruise, and they kidnap you with their spaceship to their home planet where you spend the rest of your life, well.., not doing anything really because scientology makes life so damn strict and boring.


I wish for a few dj bookings soon.

Damn that's a nightmare you Tom Cruise? That's low!

Granted you got three gigs coming up...in the Happy Hardcore room. Have fun!

I wish Tom Cruise came over to my house for a wife swap.

Granted,you're now the new Mrs Cruise,enjoy your all night thetan sex marathons!.
I wish i was in the south of france right now.

Granted, but suddenly, fire, everywhere. Can't escape now.

Wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls.invisible raping thief!

(also bump)

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but suddenly, fire, everywhere. Can't escape now.

Wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls.invisible raping thief!

(also bump)

Granted, but you turn out to be a shitty person.

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

DJelements wrote:

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but suddenly, fire, everywhere. Can't escape now.

Wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls.invisible raping thief!

(also bump)

Granted, but you turn out to be a shitty person.

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

You remember. You also remember that you wasted your wish on turning your hands into bacon.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

The Acid Never Lies wrote:

DJelements wrote:

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but suddenly, fire, everywhere. Can't escape now.

Wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls.invisible raping thief!

(also bump)

Granted, but you turn out to be a shitty person.

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

You remember. You also remember that you wasted your wish on turning your hands into bacon.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Granted, but the joke has been done so many times (including by me) that you get punched in the DICK.

I wish I could afford an apc40.

DJelements wrote: I wish I could afford an apc40.

It's yours, but it's only programmed to play back cowbell sounds and all the ports are murked except for ANAL-LOG out

I wish I had a huge cat I could ride on

CR1TT3R wrote:

DJelements wrote: I wish I could afford an apc40.

It's yours, but it's only programmed to play back cowbell sounds and all the ports are murked except for ANAL-LOG out

I wish I had a huge cat I could ride on

Granted, but I get to borrow it every now and then and I leave cigarette burns on the dash.

I wish I had a huge cat I could ride on too.

DJelements wrote:[
Granted, but I get to borrow it every now and then and I leave cigarette burns on the dash.

I wish I had a huge cat I could ride on too.

Granted but your gay and you let the cat fuck you in the ass

i wish i could add all the hot girls that live around here on my space and get there numbers

sackmetropolis wrote:

DJelements wrote:[
Granted, but I get to borrow it every now and then and I leave cigarette burns on the dash.

I wish I had a huge cat I could ride on too.

Granted but your gay and you let the cat fuck you in the ass

i wish i could add all the hot girls that live around here on my space and get there numbers

Granted, but you don't live there.

I wish I had some reefer.

DJelements wrote: Granted, but you don't live there.

I wish I had some reefer.

it gives you diaria

i want some reefer too

sackmetropolis wrote:

DJelements wrote: Granted, but you don't live there.

I wish I had some reefer.

it gives you diaria

i want some reefer too

Granted, I take it, but I get the shits again.

I wish you had been smart enough to get better reefer.

Granted, but he gets weed that's so poweful that you fuck a turkey without realizing and yeah through the city too.


I wish I could teleport.

yong wrote:Granted, but he gets weed that's so poweful that you fuck a turkey without realizing and yeah through the city too.


I wish I could teleport.

Granted, Blood River.


I wish the game didn't fuck up my day.

DJelements wrote:

yong wrote:Granted, but he gets weed that's so poweful that you fuck a turkey without realizing and yeah through the city too.


I wish I could teleport.

Granted, Blood River.


I wish the game didn't fuck up my day.

I lost.

I wish yeah through the city too.

Granted. Your a fuckwit.

Wish I knew what yu meant.
nah really
wish I was dead & enjoying the warmth of rot

You're dead - it's not as great as you thought it would be

I wish the wishes didn't get so bizarre yeah through the city too