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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:57 pm
by NilsFG
The Acid Never Lies wrote:You're dead - it's not as great as you thought it would be
I wish the wishes didn't get so bizarre yeah through the city too
You randomly encounter Billy Mays' ghost and he punches you in the face and calls you a whore.
Wish the mailman delivered my records.
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:10 pm
by the acid never lies
NilsFG wrote:
Wish the mailman delivered my records.
But he does - cheers for the tunes mate!
I wish I wasn't skint
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:30 pm
by elbe
The Acid Never Lies wrote:
I wish I wasn't skint
Granted, you are no longer skint, in fact you have wealth beyond your wildest dream, you have more money than any other person on the planet, you have so much money that use 50's to light your Cubans whilst you sit on your Gold toilet that flushes Champagne.
But all this money goes to your head and turns your heart to ice, you become a miserly motherfucker and begin to hoard every penny, ripping off people whenever you can until one Christmas eve when you are visited by 3 ghosts who gang rape you and leave your cum filled corpse slumped over your mountain of monies.
I wish I could find the balls to say fuckit and go live in a tent and completely drop out of this rat race.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:46 pm
by the acid never lies
Granted but you're shooting yourself in the foot there - no more dubstep or running water for you
I wish I could dance like MJ
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:50 pm
by NilsFG
The Acid Never Lies wrote:
Granted but you're shooting yourself in the foot there - no more dubstep or running water for you
I wish I could dance like MJ
Well you can but you'll die the day after your first moonwalk.
Wish I could punch Chuck Norris in the face and put it on youtube.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:51 pm
by Pi-Krust
The Acid Never Lies wrote:
Granted but you're shooting yourself in the foot there - no more dubstep or running water for you
I wish I could dance like MJ
Granted,of course you're now also a plastic skinned,drug addled,kiddie fiddling maggot sanctuary,enjoy the afterlife fucker!
I wish I lived somewhere reasonably hot.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:54 pm
by Pi-Krust
[quote="NilsFG"
Wish I could punch Chuck Norris in the face and put it on youtube.[/quote]
Granted,but he responds by rabbit- punching you in the crotch and ending any future child making plans.
I wish I was faster at typing shit.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:43 pm
by bugsky
bassmonk wrote:I wish I was faster at typing shit.
Granted, but all you can type is;
"I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH"
I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:44 pm
by NilsFG
You can freeze it but you freeze yourself at the same time.
Wish I could steal people's dubplates.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:52 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted.
vlaams belang however introduced the possibility to chop off thief hands' in your lovely country and security is super tight.
I wish my headache to be away
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:54 pm
by djelements
GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted.
vlaams belang however introduced the possibility to chop off thief hands' in your lovely country and security is super tight.
I wish my headache to be away
Granted, but nobody likes you.
I wish I could fly.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:29 pm
by lil-tee
DJelements wrote:GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted.
vlaams belang however introduced the possibility to chop off thief hands' in your lovely country and security is super tight.
I wish my headache to be away
Granted, but nobody likes you.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but people will swat you and spray insect repellent on you.
I wish I didn't feel this tired.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:57 pm
by the acid never lies
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:20 pm
by djelements
The Acid Never Lies wrote:I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
I AM A FISH
Granted.
I wish I was chillin. You?
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:44 pm
by NilsFG
DJelements wrote:
Granted.
I wish I was chillin. You?
Nothin', just.
Wish I could shit the biggest turd ever.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:09 pm
by miscreant
NilsFG wrote:DJelements wrote:
Granted.
I wish I was chillin. You?
Nothin', just.
Wish I could shit the biggest turd ever.
granted.
You do it while out and about on your birthday wearing a white suit in front of all the birds from your year at school that you fancy.
I wish more girls let me stick it up their arse
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:11 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted
NilsFG is one of those girls and she shits the second biggest one while you get a go at it.
I wish I could undo everything I do when being drunk
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:16 pm
by NilsFG
GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted
NilsFG is one of those girls and she shits the second biggest one while you get a go at it.
I wish I could undo everything I do when being drunk
You can but lose the ability to get drunk and you can't have fun anymore.
Wish people on the internet would stop saying I'm a girl.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:41 pm
by djelements
NilsFG wrote:GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted
NilsFG is one of those girls and she shits the second biggest one while you get a go at it.
I wish I could undo everything I do when being drunk
You can but lose the ability to get drunk and you can't have fun anymore.
Wish people on the internet would stop saying I'm a girl.
Granted, but you're actually a girl, and this is just as bad.
I wish I had a registered copy of Renoise.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:27 pm
by nousd
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eLBe wrote:I wish I could find the balls to say fuckit and go live in a tent and completely drop out of this rat race.
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big contrast in wishes for which i have no droll response
wish I did.