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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:29 am
by MrAural
epochalypso wrote:SORRY I FUCKED YOUR MISSUS BUT JUST BECAUSE SHES IGNORING YOU DOESNT MEAN I'M STILL DOING IT YOU FUCKING MUG

SORT IT THE FUCK OUT

WATCH OUT!

We got a player over here!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:59 am
by kidshuffle
A badass player*

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:16 am
by MrAural
kidshuffle wrote:A badass player*
:Q:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:35 am
by antipode
:a:


Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:37 am
by Electric_Head
This new Industrial Engineer that has started is pissing me the fuck off.
I`m generally very tolerant but she`s too much.

A plank could outsmart her.
And she makes chewing noises non-stop.
Chewing gum sounds, open mouthed chewing style.
And she seems to have a speech defect which is just adding to my lack of tolerance.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:41 am
by wub
Electric_Head wrote:This new Industrial Engineer that has started is pissing me the fuck off.
I`m generally very tolerant but she`s too much.

A plank could outsmart her.
And she makes chewing noises non-stop.
Chewing gum sounds, open mouthed chewing style.
And she seems to have a speech defect which is just adding to my lack of tolerance.

This is how workplace romances start.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:56 am
by Electric_Head
wub wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:This new Industrial Engineer that has started is pissing me the fuck off.
I`m generally very tolerant but she`s too much.

A plank could outsmart her.
And she makes chewing noises non-stop.
Chewing gum sounds, open mouthed chewing style.
And she seems to have a speech defect which is just adding to my lack of tolerance.

This is how workplace romances start.
Need I mention that she`s a non-swimming, non-library card holding, affirmative action employee.
I`m sorry if that sounds racist but it`s a real plague on our country.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:00 am
by wub
Electric_Head wrote:
wub wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:This new Industrial Engineer that has started is pissing me the fuck off.
I`m generally very tolerant but she`s too much.

A plank could outsmart her.
And she makes chewing noises non-stop.
Chewing gum sounds, open mouthed chewing style.
And she seems to have a speech defect which is just adding to my lack of tolerance.

This is how workplace romances start.
Need I mention that she`s a non-swimming, non-library card holding, affirmative action employee.
I`m sorry if that sounds racist but it`s a real plague on our country.
:|

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:13 am
by jameshk
have to do an extra half hour of work tonight causei missed my bus yesterday, before long weekend. :baby:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:19 am
by Electric_Head
wub wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
wub wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:This new Industrial Engineer that has started is pissing me the fuck off.
I`m generally very tolerant but she`s too much.

A plank could outsmart her.
And she makes chewing noises non-stop.
Chewing gum sounds, open mouthed chewing style.
And she seems to have a speech defect which is just adding to my lack of tolerance.

This is how workplace romances start.
Need I mention that she`s a non-swimming, non-library card holding, affirmative action employee.
I`m sorry if that sounds racist but it`s a real plague on our country.
:|
We had a very bright Industrial Engineer that was mooore than capable.
He unfortunately took a back hand from a customer and lost his job.
The union controls our company so therefore all affirmative action posts need to be considered over white candidates.
I`m even in that situation.
I`m a permanent contractor because the head count in my office is too biased towards white people.
That`s only because it`s an engineering office requiring the correct skills and knowledge.
So I cannot get a fulltime post here as I`m the wrong skin color.
In fact, I was even told that when I went for the promotion.
Now I get the acting allowance as a psuedo promotion but can`t get the title.

As it is, I`ve already been asked by this women to help her measure a box in 3D.
The basis of her job is working in Autocad but she asks me to show her.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:27 am
by magma
I appear to have fucked up my neck/shoulder over night... like 30 degrees range of motion until I get a piercing headache right now. KILLS. :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:27 am
by wub
Electric_Head wrote:He unfortunately took a back hand from a customer and lost his job.
The union controls our company so therefore all affirmative action posts need to be considered over white candidates.

So to summarise;

Capable white person was dishonest and got sacked
Incapable (IYO) black person took his job and is asking questions they really should know the answer to.


?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:41 am
by Electric_Head
capable colored person
incapable iyo

yep :W: you`ve got it

I factored into that equation purely because of my annoyance with affirmative action.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:20 am
by kay
magma wrote:I appear to have fucked up my neck/shoulder over night... like 30 degrees range of motion until I get a piercing headache right now. KILLS. :(
Oh dear, the countdown to old age has really begun now.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:32 am
by magma
kay wrote:
magma wrote:I appear to have fucked up my neck/shoulder over night... like 30 degrees range of motion until I get a piercing headache right now. KILLS. :(
Oh dear, the countdown to old age has really begun now.
Seriously, I'm actually a bit worried about this one. Feels like something's pinged... I keep trying to crack it, but I can't move it far enough. :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:41 am
by Electric_Head
pulled muscle, pinched nerve

no biggie

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:01 am
by kay
magma wrote:
kay wrote:
magma wrote:I appear to have fucked up my neck/shoulder over night... like 30 degrees range of motion until I get a piercing headache right now. KILLS. :(
Oh dear, the countdown to old age has really begun now.
Seriously, I'm actually a bit worried about this one. Feels like something's pinged... I keep trying to crack it, but I can't move it far enough. :corncry:
I know the temptation is there to crack it, but you're probably better off resisting it and just letting it relax and de-tense on its own.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 am
by gwa
magma wrote:
kay wrote:
magma wrote:I appear to have fucked up my neck/shoulder over night... like 30 degrees range of motion until I get a piercing headache right now. KILLS. :(
Oh dear, the countdown to old age has really begun now.
Seriously, I'm actually a bit worried about this one. Feels like something's pinged... I keep trying to crack it, but I can't move it far enough. :corncry:
tetanus m7

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:35 am
by magma
Sketanus.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:37 am
by wub
magma wrote:Sketanus.

Sounds like a grime MC.