Page 83 of 91

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:43 am
by kamala
SD5 wrote:^*
eLBe wrote:I wish I could find the balls to say fuckit and go live in a tent and completely drop out of this rat race.
*
big contrast in wishes for which i have no droll response
wish I did.
granted, but it wasn't funny :P

wish my phone wuld actually ring when someone calls me :?

7 new voicemails and no missed calls ? wtf ...

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:48 am
by djelements
Granted, nobody calls you.

I wish we were allowed to chill in the snh.

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:25 am
by sigbowls
DJelements wrote:Granted, nobody calls you.

I wish we were allowed to chill in the snh.
your only aloud in if you have sig of you naked

i wish i had a camera to spy on you

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:47 pm
by NilsFG
sackmetropolis wrote: your only aloud in if you have sig of you naked

i wish i had a camera to spy on you
Granted but you have no monitor to view the footage.

Wish I didn't have fucking allergies anymore :x

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:43 am
by nousd
Granted, you've had your sinuses filled with ambergris and can no longer go deep-sea diving because whales pursue you for sex.
I wish I could have (another) original thought

Re:

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:55 am
by sigbowls
sd5 wrote:Granted, you've had your sinuses filled with ambergris and can no longer go deep-sea diving because whales pursue you for sex.
I wish I could have (another) original thought
you do but you think about a fish that could swim in the air

i wish i had a girl friend

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:06 am
by parson
you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:31 pm
by djacroama
parson wrote:you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later
Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:40 pm
by particle-jim
djacroama wrote:
parson wrote:you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later
Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox
Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:36 pm
by djacroama
particle-jim wrote:
djacroama wrote:
parson wrote:you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later
Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox
Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:41 pm
by dubluke
djacroama wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
djacroama wrote:
parson wrote:you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later
Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox
Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me
Granted, rather than staring at you, he now punches you repeatedly in the face.

I wish I had a golden shopping trolley

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:45 pm
by collige
dubluke wrote:
djacroama wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
djacroama wrote:
parson wrote:you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later
Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox
Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me
Granted, rather than staring at you, he now punches you repeatedly in the face.

I wish I had a golden shopping trolley
Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:08 pm
by djelements
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:15 pm
by collige
djelements wrote:
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.
It turns out I'm bi. Try again. :c:

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:32 pm
by rubixdub
djelements wrote:
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.
Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:40 pm
by magma
rubixdub wrote:
djelements wrote:
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.
Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money
Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:49 pm
by the artful dodger
magma wrote:
rubixdub wrote:
djelements wrote:
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.
Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money
Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

Granted, but you move to Russia and your car is broken.

I wish for eternal life.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:51 pm
by djacroama
the artful dodger wrote:
magma wrote:
rubixdub wrote:
djelements wrote:
collige wrote: Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more
Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.
Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money
Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

Granted, but you move to Russia and your car is broken.

I wish for eternal life.
Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:52 pm
by djelements
djacroama wrote: Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko
Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:57 pm
by the artful dodger
djelements wrote:
djacroama wrote: Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko
Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

Granted but Burial sound's like shit Rusko.

I wish for a tasty italian pizza.