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Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:00 pm
by djelements
the artful dodger wrote:djelements wrote:djacroama wrote:
Granted but everyone around you dies
I want to be Rusko
Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.
I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.
Granted but Burial sound's like shit Rusko.
I wish for a tasty italian pizza.
Granted, but I eat it.
I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:33 pm
by NilsFG
djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.
I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:34 pm
by djelements
NilsFG wrote:djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.
I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.
Granted, but you've also just lost the game.
I wish I was a better producer.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:38 pm
by CollisionCourse
djelements wrote:NilsFG wrote:djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.
I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.
Granted, but you've also just lost the game.
I wish I was a better producer.
granted. but you dont have any arms or legs
i wish for a big schlong
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:16 pm
by billuf
Granted, but you also have no balls.
I wish for a big fat sack of weed
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:19 pm
by the artful dodger
billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.
I wish for a big fat sack of weed
Granted but it's just a garden weed.
I wish the day's where longer.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:33 pm
by NilsFG
the artful dodger wrote:billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.
I wish for a big fat sack of weed
Granted but it's just a garden weed.
I wish the day's where longer.
Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.
I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:35 pm
by DZA
NilsFG wrote:the artful dodger wrote:billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.
I wish for a big fat sack of weed
Granted but it's just a garden weed.
I wish the day's where longer.
Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.
I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.
Granted but there so warped you cant play them
I wish for nothing
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:53 pm
by karmacazee
DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them
I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.
I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:13 am
by particle-jim
karmacazee wrote:DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them
I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.
I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.
Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:14 am
by djelements
particle-jim wrote:karmacazee wrote:DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them
I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.
I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.
Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Granted, but you learn how to mix with Ableton.
I wish I could afford a set of decks and serato.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:29 am
by Pi-Krust
double shizzle

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:29 am
by Pi-Krust
djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:36 am
by collige
Pi-Krust wrote:djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.
I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:46 am
by djelements
collige wrote:Pi-Krust wrote:djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.
I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.
Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.
I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:48 am
by particle-jim
djelements wrote:collige wrote:Pi-Krust wrote:djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.
I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.
Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.
I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.
Granted, but mala only produces happy hardcore using garageband now
I wish i could get to sleep
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:00 am
by B_90
Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.
I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:19 am
by particle-jim
B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.
I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:29 am
by B_90
particle-jim wrote:B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.
I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.
I wish for wasp sting treatment
Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:24 am
by stayc
B-90 wrote:particle-jim wrote:B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.
I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.
I wish for wasp sting treatment
Granted but you have to touch your mother in a sexual manner for it to work.
I wish people would stop lying when it's going to affect someone.