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Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:00 pm
by djelements
the artful dodger wrote:
djelements wrote:
djacroama wrote: Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko
Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

Granted but Burial sound's like shit Rusko.

I wish for a tasty italian pizza.
Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:33 pm
by NilsFG
djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:34 pm
by djelements
NilsFG wrote:
djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.
Granted, but you've also just lost the game.

I wish I was a better producer.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:38 pm
by CollisionCourse
djelements wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
djelements wrote:I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)
Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.
Granted, but you've also just lost the game.

I wish I was a better producer.
granted. but you dont have any arms or legs
i wish for a big schlong

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:16 pm
by billuf
Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:19 pm
by the artful dodger
billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:33 pm
by NilsFG
the artful dodger wrote:
billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.
Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.

I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:35 pm
by DZA
NilsFG wrote:
the artful dodger wrote:
billuf wrote:Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.
Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.

I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.
Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:53 pm
by karmacazee
DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:13 am
by particle-jim
karmacazee wrote:
DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.
Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:14 am
by djelements
particle-jim wrote:
karmacazee wrote:
DZA wrote:
Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing
Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.
Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Granted, but you learn how to mix with Ableton.

I wish I could afford a set of decks and serato.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:29 am
by Pi-Krust
double shizzle :oops:

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:29 am
by Pi-Krust
djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:36 am
by collige
Pi-Krust wrote:
djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:46 am
by djelements
collige wrote:
Pi-Krust wrote:
djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.
Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.

I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:48 am
by particle-jim
djelements wrote:
collige wrote:
Pi-Krust wrote:
djelements wrote:
i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix
Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.
Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.
Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.

I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.
Granted, but mala only produces happy hardcore using garageband now
I wish i could get to sleep

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:00 am
by B_90
Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:19 am
by particle-jim
B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness :cry:

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:29 am
by B_90
particle-jim wrote:
B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness :cry:
Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.

I wish for wasp sting treatment

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:24 am
by stayc
B-90 wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
B-90 wrote:Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me
Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness :cry:
Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.

I wish for wasp sting treatment
Granted but you have to touch your mother in a sexual manner for it to work.
I wish people would stop lying when it's going to affect someone.