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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:24 am
by magma
kay wrote:
wub wrote:You might have tetanus.
Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!
Mans got bare AIDS.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:27 am
by JTMMusicuk
magma wrote:
kay wrote:
wub wrote:You might have tetanus.
Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!
Mans got bear AIDS.
http://bearaids.blogspot.co.uk/

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:28 am
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:
magma wrote:
kay wrote:
wub wrote:You might have tetanus.
Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!
Mans got bear AIDS.
http://bearaids.blogspot.co.uk/
:cornlol: :cornlol:
You can avoid bearaids by staying away from horny bears, and Carlos

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:10 pm
by JTMMusicuk
this girl who works at my place has a reallllyyyy shiny forehead, its too much ..like please just wipe your head and get on with your life..

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:16 pm
by clifford_-
Im leaving it alone, i think if i was faced with anyone today, theyd end up getting a punch in the face, not a happy brare

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:17 pm
by wub
clifford_- wrote:Im leaving it alone, i think if i was faced with anyone today, theyd end up getting a punch in the face, not a happy brare

Bear*

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:19 pm
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:this girl who works at my place has a reallllyyyy shiny forehead, its too much ..like please just wipe your head and get on with your life..
There was a girl at my school who was known as "Turtle Wax" for about 5 years because of that. :i:





Nice to see wub's positioning himself so he's within the blast radius when Cliff blows... :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:21 pm
by wub
magma wrote:Nice to see wub's positioning himself so he's within the blast radius when Cliff blows... :lol:

Fairly sure I can outpace him to reach minimum safe distance.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:50 pm
by clifford_-
At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:55 pm
by wub
clifford_- wrote:At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment
On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:20 pm
by kay
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment
On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.
That would require being able to drive.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:34 pm
by Devry_Kaneda
found out I missed a super gay scrote-showing skype date with wobbz and figgs and ragges :( :( :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:23 pm
by clifford_-
kay wrote:
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment
On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.
That would require being able to drive.

Yea ignore the traffic jam bit, im one hour of shit tv away from a massacre.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:25 pm
by pikeymobile
just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:25 pm
by pikeymobile
use your good foot to do the tripping though

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:27 pm
by clifford_-
I would just pick off schoolkids walkibg home from my window, but ive only just realised the time, bit late now

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:31 pm
by wobbles
pikeymobile wrote:just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better
British street fight

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:36 pm
by particle-jim
wobbles wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better
British street fight

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:52 pm
by clifford_-
particle-jim wrote:
wobbles wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better
British street fight

That was basically what happened on my birthday outside the pub.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:17 pm
by AxeD
Fucking electronic key of fucking Prius won't work... can't use the damn car.