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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:02 pm
by Johnlenham
Im so tired of being tired and run down.
Havent slept properly since last sunday night and this cold/sore throat thing just keeps getting worse.
Thank god my boss is off ill aswell because my motivation levels to get stuff done is at about -9. So bad im activley avoiding contact with anyone and using "Ill do it tomorrow" to get out of doing anything atall.

Hopefully I get better over the weekend and being a misserble bastard is not much fun :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:05 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week. :lol:

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...




Ryan - I'm the same this week. Coughing up all sorts of crap, sore throat... I don't feel terrible, just draaaaiined. Lia's been ill too... I'm blaming Luke, he makes a good scapegoat. :4: :w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:10 pm
by wub
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week. :lol:

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:12 pm
by pikeymobile
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week. :lol:

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...
i can confirm this

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:13 pm
by pikeymobile
i mean i let people put stuff in my bum all the time

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:21 pm
by magma
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week. :lol:

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...
Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:24 pm
by pikeymobile
magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:24 pm
by Electric_Head
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week. :lol:

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...
Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.
Or the wound on the back of her leg like in Crash.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:31 pm
by wub
Trach ring sex.

Dun kno.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:35 pm
by Forum
Sex is just better with someone you really hate

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:36 pm
by magma
pikeymobile wrote:magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?
No, but a guy I know in Bristol plays the drums with his:

Image

Def Leppard FALL BACK 8)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:38 pm
by JTMMusicuk
i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:39 pm
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
I thought that tape got deleted. :oops:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:40 pm
by BNanni
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
:| I worry about you.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:41 pm
by BNanni
magma wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
I thought that tape got deleted. :oops:
I worry about you too.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:41 pm
by JTMMusicuk
BNanni wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
:| I worry about you.
Many do...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:42 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Just want to make it clear that i was not the man in the video...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:43 pm
by BNanni
No, it was Simon :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:45 pm
by JTMMusicuk
efukt.com is a bad place

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:46 pm
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:Somerset is a bad place
:corndance: