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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:02 pm
by Johnlenham
Im so tired of being tired and run down.
Havent slept properly since last sunday night and this cold/sore throat thing just keeps getting worse.
Thank god my boss is off ill aswell because my motivation levels to get stuff done is at about -9. So bad im activley avoiding contact with anyone and using "Ill do it tomorrow" to get out of doing anything atall.
Hopefully I get better over the weekend and being a misserble bastard is not much fun

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:05 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.
Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
Ryan - I'm the same this week. Coughing up all sorts of crap, sore throat... I don't feel terrible, just draaaaiined. Lia's been ill too... I'm blaming Luke, he makes a good scapegoat.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:10 pm
by wub
magma wrote:southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.
Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.
Just sayin'...
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:12 pm
by pikeymobile
wub wrote:magma wrote:southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.
Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.
Just sayin'...
i can confirm this
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:13 pm
by pikeymobile
i mean i let people put stuff in my bum all the time
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:21 pm
by magma
wub wrote:magma wrote:southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.
Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.
Just sayin'...
Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:24 pm
by pikeymobile
magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:24 pm
by Electric_Head
magma wrote:wub wrote:magma wrote:southstar wrote:If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution
Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.
Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...
It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.
Just sayin'...
Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.
Or the wound on the back of her leg like in Crash.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:31 pm
by wub
Trach ring sex.
Dun kno.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:35 pm
by Forum
Sex is just better with someone you really hate
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:36 pm
by magma
pikeymobile wrote:magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?
No, but a guy I know in Bristol plays the drums with his:
Def Leppard FALL BACK

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:38 pm
by JTMMusicuk
i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:39 pm
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
I thought that tape got deleted.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:40 pm
by BNanni
JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I worry about you.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:41 pm
by BNanni
magma wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were
I thought that tape got deleted.

I worry about you too.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:41 pm
by JTMMusicuk
BNanni wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I worry about you.
Many do...
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:42 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Just want to make it clear that i was not the man in the video...
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:43 pm
by BNanni
No, it was Simon

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:45 pm
by JTMMusicuk
efukt.com is a bad place
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:46 pm
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:Somerset is a bad place
