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Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:17 pm**

64hz wrote:
Big MD wrote:granted the most wished wish in this game, but you can't doo your ideas because you became a dreamer!

I wish all my wishes in this game wheren't corrupted!
granted, but you are now a woman, therefore your opinion is invalidated.

i wish someone could make me breakfast and bring it to me,

Granted, but the guy who's bringing it to you gets struck by lightning and no one else wants to bring you one.

I wish I could explode people by pointing at them.

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:38 pm**

Granted, but whilst dancing to night fever in your bedroom you absent-mindedly point in the mirror, killing yourself.

i wish i was taller

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:56 pm**

stappard wrote:Granted, but whilst dancing to night fever in your bedroom you absent-mindedly point in the mirror, killing yourself.

i wish i was taller

granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan

I wish i wasnt at work

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:00 pm**

dubloke wrote:
granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan

I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed

I wish i had a girlfriend

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:05 pm**

silentk wrote:
dubloke wrote:
granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan

I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed

I wish i had a girlfriend

Granted. But she doesn't want sex until after marriage. You get married and then you discover she, I mean he's a ladyboy.

I wish it was full of hot girls here.

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:11 pm**

NilsFG wrote:
silentk wrote:
dubloke wrote:
granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan

I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed

I wish i had a girlfriend
Granted. But she doesn't want sex until after marriage. You get married and then you discover she, I mean he's a ladyboy.

I wish it was full of hot girls here.

granted but 'here' is a volcano

i wish i was high

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:21 pm**

granted, but its literally, and you are now plummeting to your death.

i wish i had more motivation

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:30 pm**

64hz wrote:granted, but its literally, and you are now plummeting to your death.

i wish i had more motivation

granted, Mr Motivator is now stalking you

I wish these trousers wern't so itchy

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:57 pm**

granted, but now they're burning

i wish i hadn't fapped this morning

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:11 am**

ketamine wrote:granted, but now they're burning

i wish i hadn't fapped this morning

Granted, but now ur cover dnin ut own spunk

i wish i had a pet unicorn

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:45 am**

granted but it impales you with its horn.

i wish i didn't have to go to a wedding this weekend

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:21 pm**

HRKRT wrote:granted but it impales you with its horn.

i wish i didn't have to go to a wedding this weekend

granted, its your own funeral.

i wish bodybuilding were easier

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:00 am**

ketamine wrote: granted, its your own funeral.

i wish bodybuilding were easier

granted, but you never gain muscle.

i wish i could create a rhythm that would astound even the most pretentious music listeners

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:19 am**

granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.

i wish i didnt have work tomorrow

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:22 am**

64hz wrote:granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.

i wish i didnt have work tomorrow

You're fired.

I wish Virignia Tech wasn't the lamest university in existence.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:21 am**

collige wrote:
64hz wrote:granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.

i wish i didnt have work tomorrow
You're fired.

I wish Virignia Tech wasn't the lamest university in existence.

Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:25 am**

Helix [Delay] wrote: Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.

Granted, but every record you have only plays properly at 78 RPM.

I wish I didn't have to work on Saturday morning.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:15 pm**

djshiva wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote: Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.
Granted, but every record you have only plays properly at 78 RPM.

I wish I didn't have to work on Saturday morning.

Granted, saturday is cancelled forever now and doesn't get replaced with another day. You asshole.

I wish I was a seagull

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:44 pm**

Yo Nils How's it going?

"OHHH A BIT SHITE LYKE MAN SOME tnuc FIRED ARROW INTO MY SKULL"

Gutted
(Article here, some local nutter shooting seagulls http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Inj ... 6288417.jp)

I wish.... For a summer snow storm

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:53 pm**

Granted but your roof falls in from the weight of the snow, you get cold.

I wish I had the benefit of hindsight before doing something

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