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if the holes in a crumpet were like the holes in a golf course there would be no crumpet left

Oh, right on... they looked very similar. So an Egg McCrumpet wouldnt work then?

and no, never had a teacake, although that looks similar to a bagel without the hole

lol i swear you lot are fucked

Vonboyage wrote:lol i swear you lot are fucked

you say the sweetest things..

kidlogic wrote:Oh, right on... they looked very similar. So an Egg McCrumpet wouldnt work then?

and no, never had a teacake, although that looks similar to a bagel without the hole

Teacakes are very different to bagels. They're similar to a bun, but slightly sweet, with dried fruit in them and usually have a light yet sweet & sticky glaze on them.

the glaze is good cos when you toast them it melts and acts as a form of superglue between your fingers and the teacake

dubluke wrote:the glaze is good cos when you toast them it melts and acts as a form of superglue between your fingers and the teacake

In Luke's world it is good when your hand is super glued to food. I have nothing further to add.

That sounds really good!

stanton wrote:

dubluke wrote:the glaze is good cos when you toast them it melts and acts as a form of superglue between your fingers and the teacake

In Luke's world it is good when your hand is super glued to food. I have nothing further to add.

its a very special world, where all the stories are hilarious as that FAIL one i told on thursday

dubluke wrote:the glaze is good cos when you toast them it melts and acts as a form of superglue between your fingers and the teacake

what is it about you and the tactility of food? food's for eating not for touching.

unless it's ham *drools*

dubluke wrote: i finds it very hard to find the right level of toastedness for crumpets though, all too easy to burn them, but a soggy crumpet tastes like shit as well

Soon as they make a tapping noise when you tap them with a finger-nail or kitchen utensil (not blender, that is stoopid) but aren't blackened charcoal. Melted cheese rocks on crumpets

I could be maSSivelY insAne thOUgh

yeah cheese on crumpets is lush. was suspicious when i was told about it but it won me over with it's melted goodness. sometimes need a quick blast in the microwave to get proper meltage. not too much mind or you get soggy crumpet and noone likes that do they?

badger wrote:not too much mind or you get soggy crumpet and noone likes that do they?

Damn right

Its not about dealin' with soggy crumpets.

*shivers*

Are you lot going to talk about flippin, food all day ?!

Cause if you are..

STOP, im hungry

yes. yes we are.

melted cheese on crumpets is baaaaaaaaaaaaare lush

Luke, do you think u semi-buried your DSF career last night?
(no send)

I know certain stripes got removed last night boy.. some SHOCK ones at that.

And some stripes were added.. Chevron style.

How does it all feel the morning after

doubt it feels as good as the chocolate did. but what does eh?

badger wrote:doubt it feels as good as the chocolate did. but what does eh?

2 chocolate

Vonboyage wrote:Luke, do you think u semi-buried your DSF career last night?
(no send)

I know certain stripes got removed last night boy.. some SHOCK ones at that.

And some stripes were added.. Chevron style.

How does it all feel the morning after

i still have not received my stripes

i regret nothing!! all in the name of banter

dubluke wrote: i still have not received my stripes

i regret nothing!! all in the name of banter

Oh, i'll get them out in the mail for yah today mate.

Banters a wonderful thing, isnt it