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parson wrote:most people are gonna condescend about that movie cuz they can't really explain it

you got me.

although I've never seen it.

dude watch it already

watched harry poter and the chamber of secrets today because school was cancelled, was fucking mint

parson wrote:dude watch it already

I have it and just haven't got round to watching it yet. Will try and watch this week.

I understand it the best but refuse to divulge the secrets that have been unlocked to me

Pistonsbeneath wrote:I understand it the best but refuse to divulge the secrets that have been unlocked to me

Such a Steve Seagal thing to say.

What kind of babbling bullshit is this?

bandshell wrote:

CollisionCourse wrote:

parson wrote:

CollisionCourse wrote:...into a foetus?

he was experiencing time as a traversable dimension

hmm ok..thanks for explaining it rather than being a condescending cakehole like SOME people...or were you?

He might have been but don't think he was. You'll get angry, no one likes you when you're angry.

no one likes me anyway

You got shit for brains, Private! I know they brainwashed you at boot camp, but sometimes you gotta QUESTION authority!

see?

2010 is dope too.

MY GOD.... IT'S FULL OF STARS.

k i watched 2001 again just now. the sequence of events at the end is important. he grows older, then dies, then is a fetus. duh.

it's kinda like this:

DEATH IS ETERNITY
AFTER DEATH IS ETERNITY
THERE IS NO DEATH, THERE'S ONLY ETERNITY
AND I BE RIDING ON THE WINGS OF ETERNITY

these aliens are somehow the precipitators of evolution. their involvement has to do with alignments in the cosmos. the next phase of evolution involves a mass enlightenment, and the ignition of jupiter, which is just waiting to be a second sun. maybe jupiter's birth as a sun is the same as the birth of the fetus. humanity's collective evolution into a star. i'm high.

doesn't this

look like this

sorta look like what's goin on here

CollisionCourse wrote:
see?

Get my pies out of the oven!

Quite possibly the most dreary and depressing film of all time. So bad that i've had to stop watching with only 20 minutes to go. I simply can't take anymore.
I like John Malkovic but his dead pan acting has simply gone too far this time.
Has anybody got any Xanax? I have booze

Revenge of the Ninja (1983)

Holy shitflaps! This movie was fucking, balls-out, face-meltingly, Final Fantasy Limit Break awesome. Think early 80’s grindhouse exploitation movies, but with ninjas. Its starts off in Japan, where a dude just chillin with his family get attacked by a group of ninjas (I don’t think there is even a reason this happens, ninjas tend to attack for no reason), and kill his wife. The dude swears he will never be a ninja again as there is no honour in it or some shit.

He then moves to NY with his son, who is like 10, but a total badass and can kick you in half if he wants to for no reason at all. Then this ninja master (who is the same ninja master who got his wife killed), kills his mother. Then kidnaps his son. This was a fucking bad idea. The main dude totally flips out and puts on his old ninja constume, starts doing mad tnuc backflips (for no reason at all) and starts fucking up ninjas like it was his job.

Needless to say there are some incredible stunts and fight scenes in the film. Smoke bombs, grappling hooks, severed body parts, this movie has it all.

Watch it.

10/10

^^^^^^ Fuck why didn't i watch that instead of 'Disgrace' sounds awesome
I wonder if John Malkovich could play a Ninja?

baron_von_carlton wrote:^^^^^^ Fuck why didn't i watch that instead of 'Disgrace' sounds awesome
I wonder if John Malkovich could play a Ninja?

Can John Malkovich play anything other than John Malkovich?

AVATAR 3D!