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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:26 am
by thief
Legendary wrote:I'm ginger :(
Oooh, bad luck man. Gutted for you...

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:27 am
by djake
thief wrote:
Legendary wrote:I'm ginger :(
Oooh, bad luck man. Gutted for you...
:lol:

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:29 pm
by BLZDub
I've trapped a nerve in my neck and sent the muscles into spasm. It hurts to move my head. It's less than brilliant.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 pm
by *grand*
poke at it until it stops hurting.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:33 pm
by oddfellow
I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Its literally the biggest pain in the arse. I blame myself for a stupid stimulant intake when I was younger. Cant even go near pills now without being within shitting distance of the nearest toilet. Plus I have developed an intolerence to dairy which means if I have even a lil bit of milk or cheese I get serious cramps.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:34 pm
by BLZDub
I've found ibruprofun and not moving from the sofa to be the best tactic so far, but i might have to try more drastic measures if it continues.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:40 pm
by badger
might i suggest a bit of blood-letting? was very popular in medieval times

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:46 pm
by BLZDub
I was thinking a good bleed might be in order. I might burn a witch to see if that helps.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:54 pm
by badger
well it would certainly help her immortal soul but i don't see how it would help your neck problems... perhaps you should releive the pressure on your brain with a good skull drilling, this worked wonders with my aunt mildred

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:56 pm
by BLZDub
well a pain in my neck can only be the work of the devil so burning the witch might help.
I might combine the bleeding with the head drilling.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:57 pm
by *grand*
BLZDub wrote:well a pain in my neck can only be the work of the devil so burning the witch might help.
I might combine the bleeding with the head drilling.
i know a fair few witches... let me know.. i can supply whatever kind your looking for.. lol ..

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:59 pm
by badger
*Grand* wrote:
BLZDub wrote:well a pain in my neck can only be the work of the devil so burning the witch might help.
I might combine the bleeding with the head drilling.
i know a fair few witches... let me know.. i can supply whatever kind your looking for.. lol ..
heathen. first he denounces the divine glory of ham then he admits to associating with witches. burn him!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:02 pm
by *grand*
in this day and age.. u gotta use a little bit of magic or dabble with those that can to get by.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:05 pm
by blizzardmusic
I have glandular fever :(

And a severe addiction to Mars muffins

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:07 pm
by habitualbeatscamp
BlizzardMusic wrote:
And a severe addiction to Mars muffins
What exactly are "Mars muffins"??

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:07 pm
by badger
*Grand* wrote:in this day and age.. u gotta use a little bit of magic or dabble with those that can to get by.
well at least you'll have some company while YOU BURN IN HELL

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:09 pm
by blizzardmusic
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
And a severe addiction to Mars muffins
What exactly are "Mars muffins"??
argh jezuz. cant actually find a picture
but they are absolutely beautiful things.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:35 pm
by *grand*
badger wrote:
*Grand* wrote:in this day and age.. u gotta use a little bit of magic or dabble with those that can to get by.
well at least you'll have some company while YOU BURN IN HELL
funni saying that.. if witches use magic, and they're necessarily deemed evil, then the supernatural forces that mirror witches, what do they use if, it isn't magic. for every action there is an equal or greater reaction....?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:43 pm
by badger
*Grand* wrote:
badger wrote:
*Grand* wrote:in this day and age.. u gotta use a little bit of magic or dabble with those that can to get by.
well at least you'll have some company while YOU BURN IN HELL
funni saying that.. if witches use magic, and they're necessarily deemed evil, then the supernatural forces that mirror witches, what do they use if, it isn't magic. for every action there is an equal or greater reaction....?
it's not the magic using that makes them evil. people just don't like those pointy hats. crime against fashion = burning. as true today as it was then