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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:14 am
by nattynat
claw wrote:new sig material about crab sex....
-- When Elvis shook his hips, girls went wild, and so it is that the sight of a male fiddler crab waving its single giant claw can send female crabs into a sexy swoon, according to a new study.
"I think that the long-range claw-waving signal is essentially saying, 'I'm a male Uca perplexa and I'm over here!,'" said Martin How, lead author of the study. "It acts as a beacon towards which receptive females can move."
Since the crabs equate above-the-horizon sights with predators, like birds, the females can sometimes mistake the male's waving for the movements of a hungry threat.
"This could be a good thing, though, in that it taps into the anti-predator response of females, causing them to freeze and direct their attention towards the displaying male," How said. "But it could also backfire and cause the female to run away."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gwet0JLuqWY
now ladies...tell me that doesnt get you just a little wet...
LOLz i cant believe you posted this!!! i thought u were kidding when you sent it to me earlier!! yous so sillly!
ps: where are my glow sticks alan? hahahah PLURRRRR. im coming to that rave in vegas, you watch.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:16 pm
by von
Delendi wrote:walk up green lanes in a skirt.
I've seen this personally. Its actually a joke ting.
The brazen swagger >>>>>>>>>>>>>
U need to be chatting up some blind rat with them materials there in 08.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:32 pm
by badger
Von wrote:Delendi wrote:walk up green lanes in a skirt.
I've seen this personally.
i bet you're glad you decided to knock the whole cross dressing thing on the head now aren't you?
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:35 pm
by von
Yeah, i mean.. it JUST wasn't ME
My mum genuinely believed i had a sister.. and that she (my mum) went "crazy" during that whole 9 month period so she didn't remember a thing about it, and that i hated her (my sister a.k.a me in drag) so much i cudn't be in the same place at the same time with her.
It got too much work.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:51 pm
by badger
Von wrote:It got too much work.
beauty
is work
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:37 pm
by bright maroon
I have a pimp cane with an ivory fist on the end of it and I'm about to start training for the olympic sharp shooting team..I just hope the olympics are still around then because I'm seriously going to need those endorsements.
Do they have a division for antique guns..I wonder..
Von - Do you think you could just like,.....hold me....for a minute.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:14 pm
by kamala
emotionally frustrated 
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:57 pm
by bright maroon
I'm going to do my math homework now..
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:04 pm
by claw
kamala wrote:
emotionally frustrated
/emocow
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:22 pm
by blizzardmusic
My girlfriend has one leg. Whats the best sex position I should use to please her? I can't exactly cock her leg up, she only has one. How would I, please her cheese?
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:34 pm
by diss04
blizz you're thirteen (going on thirty), stick in three and she'll probably tear open
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:26 am
by kamala
claw wrote:kamala wrote:
emotionally frustrated
/emocow
lick my emo pussy 
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:53 pm
by misk
damn blizz, thats hot. i gotta get me one of them.
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:59 pm
by elbe
blizz, its rather simple really, you just have to use what is provided to you.
for example, her wooden leg. not only a handy lower limb substitute but also (if properly varnished) an excellent, and cheap, dildo.
as to cocking her leg that is easy, don't cock her good leg, cock her wooden one. Simply clamp it in a work bench which can be found at reasonably cheap prices in most DIY stores such as as B&Q.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:24 am
by psyolopher
eLBe wrote:blizz, its rather simple really, you just have to use what is provided to you.
for example, her wooden leg. not only a handy lower limb substitute but also (if properly varnished) an excellent, and cheap, dildo.
as to cocking her leg that is easy, don't cock her good leg, cock her wooden one. Simply clamp it in a work bench which can be found at reasonably cheap prices in most DIY stores such as as B&Q.
Wow, i never knew such brilliancy could come from you man!
respect!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:38 am
by tempest
fuck the wooden leg! take that shit off and rub the nub ftw !
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:31 am
by claw
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:43 am
by FSTZ1
^^^^HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH/1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:42 am
by tempest
haha thats a sweet pic, looks like there was a beer in the dudes left hand too... respect
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:31 am
by kamala
my car is dirty enough for that right now.
too much driving around in the desert 
