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dubluke wrote:
lol, weird innit, he was piss drunk which probably explains the vom, grim!
While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???Ham wrote:dubluke wrote:
lol, weird innit, he was piss drunk which probably explains the vom, grim!
Oh my god.... Its just so gruesome!
Its probably that weird ball to stomach pain transfer that got him!
I'm so glad i'm not male.Dead Rats wrote: While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???
Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.BNanni wrote:I'm so glad i'm not male.Dead Rats wrote: While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?
Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?Dead Rats wrote:Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.BNanni wrote:I'm so glad i'm not male.Dead Rats wrote: While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?
Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...
Oh well.
Sorry but that made me laugh.FAUST.DTC wrote:One of my balls disappeared up inside me once, scared the living shit out of me when i felt down to give it the habitual scratch...
Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.BNanni wrote:Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?Dead Rats wrote:Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.BNanni wrote:I'm so glad i'm not male.Dead Rats wrote: While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?
Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...
Oh well.
Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!Magma wrote:Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.BNanni wrote:Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?Dead Rats wrote:Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.BNanni wrote:I'm so glad i'm not male.Dead Rats wrote: While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?
Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...
Oh well.
Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!
BNanni wrote:Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!Magma wrote:Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.BNanni wrote:Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?Dead Rats wrote:Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.BNanni wrote: I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?
Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...
Oh well.
Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!
That would shit me up if i woke up one morning and my tits had gone inwards coz they couldn't handle the cold.
Ahahahaha!Magma wrote:BNanni wrote:Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!Magma wrote:Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.BNanni wrote:Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?Dead Rats wrote: Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.
Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...
Oh well.
Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!
That would shit me up if i woke up one morning and my tits had gone inwards coz they couldn't handle the cold.
It's the cold morning wrinkled sack-shrivel that catches me by surprise. Imagine if your tits suddenly aged 50 years in 2 minutes!
BASTARD This...over the years ive watched it and then thought 'what the fuck have i wasted my time following this bunch of attention seeking stnuc for' so this year I decided im not gonna pay attention to anything big brother related...unless of course it has Brian in it.Magma wrote:I've been trying (successfully so far) to stay away from all sight of Big Brother... couldn't name a single contestant this year and haven't seen a single frame of it.....
This goofy bitch went to my school. She was rude then and the was fuckin rude on BB too. You may remember her as the mouthy one who tried to intimidate the other housemates with talk of her 'gangster friends'...LEQ wrote:Funnily enough a guy I went to school with was on it this year, lasted about a week before he thought fuck this and walked.
If you poke yourself a bit below where your ovaries would be it should pop right back! Seriously.FAUST.DTC wrote:One of my balls disappeared up inside me once, scared the living shit out of me when i felt down to give it the habitual scratch...