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Things that pissed me off today go as follows:

- Waking up feeling like someone had given me a swift hit round the head with a mallet.
- Man who i met at a club months ago, still texting me.
"Hey haven't heard from you in a while, you ignoring me? I hope you're ok x" Urgh! Get the picture! I havent text you since the day after i met you. Leave me alone!
- It's been raining non stop all day.
- My internet keeps cutting out

On the up side, i made cakes today

BNanni wrote: - Man who i met at a club months ago, still texting me.

Did he keep asking you for a hand-shandy?

tr0tsky wrote:

BNanni wrote: - Man who i met at a club months ago, still texting me.

Did he keep asking you for a hand-shandy?

Lol!
No he didn't.

You do though!

[more beer! less fizz!]

I just inhaled and a fly went up my nostril. I think it's gone right into my fucking lungs. There's an interesting cough on the way....

I bet trotsky uses his left hand to wank.

Magma wrote:I just inhaled and a fly went up my nostril. I think it's gone right into my fucking lungs. There's an interesting cough on the way....

Mmmmm!
Did you not try and cough it out before it went down?

Magma wrote:I just inhaled and a fly went up my nostril. I think it's gone right into my fucking lungs. There's an interesting cough on the way....

I was once riding my bike when a fly flew in my mouth. I didn't inhale it but it was flying around in my mouth for a minute before I could spit it out.

Dead Rats wrote:I bet trotsky uses his left hand to wank.

....with a red glove on whilst whistling The Internationale.

BNanni wrote:

Magma wrote:I just inhaled and a fly went up my nostril. I think it's gone right into my fucking lungs. There's an interesting cough on the way....

Mmmmm!
Did you not try and cough it out before it went down?

It all happened to quickly.... it's come out now... there was phlegm. I think it drowned in fairly unpleasant circumstances. That'll teach it to fly in my fucking jetstream.

Magma wrote:

BNanni wrote:

Magma wrote:I just inhaled and a fly went up my nostril. I think it's gone right into my fucking lungs. There's an interesting cough on the way....

Mmmmm!
Did you not try and cough it out before it went down?

It all happened to quickly.... it's come out now... there was phlegm. I think it drowned in fairly unpleasant circumstances. That'll teach it to fly in my fucking jetstream.

Wow i just went into this whole thing of imagining the fly drowning in your phlegm. Slowly dying.
And i giggled to myself.
Wow. I need help

feeling burnt out and tense... i didnt even smoke, or do anything too strenuous. i need a massage.

Dead Rats wrote:I bet trotsky uses his left hand to wank.

dont knock it mate I'm multi-handed and its fucking awesome! Know those feelings of aching too much to carry on and have to start 'treading water' again for another 5 minutes??

Well thanks to my left hand i dont know those feelings!!

MiscreanT wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:I bet trotsky uses his left hand to wank.

dont knock it mate I'm multi-handed and its fucking awesome!

how about the multihanded stranger.... hmmmm...


Only thing thats pissed me off today is the MET office, not that I expected them to get any kind of prediction right but still, ARSEHOLES.

missedthebus wrote:

MiscreanT wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:I bet trotsky uses his left hand to wank.

dont knock it mate I'm multi-handed and its fucking awesome!

how about the multihanded stranger.... hmmmm...


Only thing thats pissed me off today is the MET office, not that I expected them to get any kind of prediction right but still, ARSEHOLES.

Yeah,Barbecue summer indeed,maybe if you're into fucking indoor barbies that is.Gotta love the variety of weather on offer at the mo:yesterday- light rain,today - heavy rain,tomorrow - light rain again yahoo! .I know I bang on about the weather much but I'm British for fucks sake,what else is there to talk about?.

People's spelling and grammar on UK funky.com's forum

Getting the dreaded blue screen on my work pc while browsing DSF. Now it wont boot back up again and i have to send it to IT for fixing. Thankfully i deleted my history about 2 minutes before but i have a feeling IT have ways of finding out i spend most of working day on the internet.

FAUST.DTC wrote:Getting the dreaded blue screen on my work pc while browsing DSF. Now it wont boot back up again and i have to send it to IT for fixing. Thankfully i deleted my history about 2 minutes before but i have a feeling IT have ways of finding out i spend most of working day on the internet.

Ohhh shit!

Im constantly ccleaning my motherfucker up!

Wish you luck with this one Fausty

how cruel is a 20 minute nap!