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Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:50 am
by LEQ
Only a little bit, don't go mad and start putting all your face.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:52 am
by BLZDub
Yeah, don't want to go overboard on the shit. Too much and she'll just think you're some pervert wanking in the car whilst smearing shit on your face and that is not going to convince her to be your babies mumma.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:57 am
by lil-tee
wow, i'm going out on the pull on the M4 tomorrow!
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:58 am
by the acid never lies
Final weekend before I start uni all over again after a one year hiatus.
Hooray for sleeping around with horny freshers!
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:02 am
by rubixdub
this friday is going to get more off its tits than any other friday before
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:05 am
by kins83
I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.
So:
1) Find a nice lady.
2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)
3) Whap my willy out
4) Commence charm offensive.
5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.
This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:10 am
by LEQ
kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.
So:
1) Find a nice lady.
2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)
3) Whap my willy out
4) Commence charm offensive.
5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.
6) Don't crash
This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:11 am
by BLZDub
Good luck mate, you'll knock'em dead.
If you have to, but it is only a last resort
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:12 am
by kins83
leq wrote:kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.
So:
1) Find a nice lady.
2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)
3) Whap my willy out
4) Commence charm offensive.
5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.
6) Don't crash
This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
Oh wait...this technique can only be used whilst in the car? That was a close one. I'd have looked a RIGHT tit trying this in the pub...
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:15 am
by Dead Rats
kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.
So:
1) Find a nice lady.
2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)
3) Whap my willy out
4) Commence charm offensive.
5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.
This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
This is a pretty difficult paragraph to comprehend when you have no idea what's going on.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:16 am
by Jubz
Can anyone get letter sizing and font colour to work, I wanted a nice big gay YES to show my enthusiasm for Friday but it hasn't worked. cry.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:17 am
by kins83
jubscarz wrote:Can anyone get letter sizing and font colour to work, I wanted a nice big gay YES to show my enthusiasm for Friday but it hasn't worked. cry.
YES
Edit: No.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:21 am
by LEQ
Yeah you've gotta be driving Matt, I'd probably do the shit part before you start driving.
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:22 am
by the acid never lies
kins83 wrote:leq wrote:kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.
So:
1) Find a nice lady.
2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)
3) Whap my willy out
4) Commence charm offensive.
5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.
6) Don't crash
This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
Oh wait...this technique can only be used whilst in the car? That was a close one. I'd have looked a RIGHT tit trying this in the pub...

Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am
by nousd
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:23 am
by gwa
Just woke up. U WOT U WOT
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:24 am
by gwa
Just woke up. U WOT U WOT
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:26 am
by Dead Rats
gwa wrote:Just woke up. U WOT U WOT
gwa wrote:Just woke up. U WOT U WOT
The Matrix has just changed something...
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:37 am
by gwa
this forum is now shit. it use to be somethig good but since they made it look like patrick swayzes bellend I hate it here. Matrix indeed young rats
Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:43 am
by ahier
CASH IN HAND FRIDAY!
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