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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:20 am
by did
dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"
good times
luke i NEED to eat here!
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 1:54 pm
by wolf89
I'm happy because it's almost 3pm and all I've done so far today is get out of bed and listen to records and eat a hotdog.
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 2:06 pm
by did
Wolf89 wrote:I'm happy because it's almost 3pm and all I've done so far today is get out of bed and listen to records and eat a hotdog.
this apart from the get out of bed bit and with a bacon cob instead of a hot dog
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:47 pm
by dr ddd
DID wrote:dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"
good times
luke i NEED to eat here!
ninja meetup meal while bluke's on shift?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:04 am
by dubluke
dr ddd wrote:DID wrote:dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"
good times
luke i NEED to eat here!
ninja meetup meal while bluke's on shift?
only the best service for ninja's!! free beers all round
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:18 pm
by MissBrass
its been a minute...
my little english bloke thats been trying and help me pick up the pieces
goddamn he puts a big grin on my face!
my premier kung fu fighter
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:08 pm
by MissBrass
working out really hard.
and being sweaty.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:38 pm
by Coppola
the limerick thread...
and having 3 weeks off for work experience
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:45 pm
by spire
finally getting a small job. its progress.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 12:03 am
by frodo
Jerk chicken barbecue in the sun
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:44 am
by djelements
E&J, "The Cognac of the Homeless." Vile shit. Got me drunk, and I'm feeling positively magical.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:59 am
by MissBrass
DJelements wrote:E&J, "The Cognac of the Homeless." Vile shit. Got me drunk, and I'm feeling positively magical.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:03 am
by sigbowls
its all about drinking plain wisky
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:36 am
by the acid never lies
sackmetropolis wrote:its all about drinking plain wisky
+ ice
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:55 am
by miscreant
The Acid Never Lies wrote:sackmetropolis wrote:its all about drinking plain wisky
+ ice
yous know the score. Nothing better than sitting with a triple scotch with a couple of bits of ice in it, slowly getting more and more pissed with every sip, the warmth spreading through your body making you feel all toasty inside.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:55 am
by SK3W3R
missbrass wrote:its been a minute...
my little english bloke thats been trying and help me pick up the pieces
goddamn he puts a big grin on my face!
my premier kung fu fighter
who IS such mysterious little english bloke?
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:11 am
by kins83
Cider brandy, as recommended by Magma (props to you sir) has made me happy over the last couple of days.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:13 am
by magma
kins83 wrote:Cider brandy, as recommended by Magma (props to you sir) has made me happy over the last couple of days.
Good innit?
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:18 am
by kins83
Oh mate, it's fucking awesome. So goddamn smooth. I can see me buying a fair few bottles of it!
That seal stuff on it was weird though - I wasn't sure what to do with it so I twisted it and it bust into loads of little pieces? I take it there must be an etiquette for dealing with such a thing?
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:34 am
by deamonds
yea man, cider brandy is badboy, i likaitalot....
3 things..
1stly, que jumps sorted for cargo on friday..
2ndly, ibiza 09 is defo happening, every1s paid, badness
3rdly, my g/f & I are going to rome in december...even badder.