Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:26 am
This is the sort of shit I get during the "dark hour" of an acid trip.Dead Rats wrote:I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:26 am
Yes for setting up the defence against cats!Magma wrote:BNanni wrote:I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.Magma wrote:
I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.
Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.
I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'
They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'
Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?
What the hell is that!
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:33 am
I found it on Google. I'm terrified. Do you think we'd die if we ate cat?
Should we try?
Should we try?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:35 am
So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.Magma wrote:Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!BNanni wrote:Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill
Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.
+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:38 am
You know what? Never search Google for "cat meat".
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:41 am
It's not just the allergy, it is the fact they claw the shit out of you for nothing, they sit on your head when you're trying to sleep, they make a stupid purring noise all the time.Ham wrote:So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.Magma wrote:Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!BNanni wrote:Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill
Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.
+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.
And when they start doing that stupid meowing at night.
Down with cats
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:42 am
I'd probably eat a cat just to see what it taste like.Magma wrote:I found it on Google. I'm terrified. Do you think we'd die if we ate cat?
Should we try?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:43 am
I will join, I too am allergicMagma wrote:BNanni wrote:I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.Magma wrote:
I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.
Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.
I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'
They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'
Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:44 am
And the way we had a nice little nest of sparrows with chicks in our garden last year until next door's cat found them and killed the whole fucking lot without even eating them.BNanni wrote:It's not just the allergy, it is the fact they claw the shit out of you for nothing, they sit on your head when you're trying to sleep, they make a stupid purring noise all the time.Ham wrote:So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.Magma wrote:Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!BNanni wrote:Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill
Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.
+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.
And when they start doing that stupid meowing at night.
Down with cats
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:48 am
Damn cats
I'm considering making a 'human defence against cats taskforce' group on facebook.
But afraid that the next time I go to my friends house the cat and its mates will be rounded up and attack me.
End up in hospital with kitty litter up my arse or something like that
I'm considering making a 'human defence against cats taskforce' group on facebook.
But afraid that the next time I go to my friends house the cat and its mates will be rounded up and attack me.
End up in hospital with kitty litter up my arse or something like that
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:56 am
When you do something with a cat I'll kill your baby, and while I'm at it I'll fucking murk your dog too
If a cat is a tnuc to you it's a sign you're doing it wrong. Dogs are the real stnuc here.
If a cat is a tnuc to you it's a sign you're doing it wrong. Dogs are the real stnuc here.
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:04 pm
NilsFG wrote:When you do something with a cat I'll kill your baby, and while I'm at it I'll fucking murk your dog too
If a cat is a tnuc to you it's a sign you're doing it wrong. Dogs are the real stnuc here.
You knows.
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:43 pm
cat and baby together in the microwave is the way to go....
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:50 pm
put down the pipeDead Rats wrote:I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:52 pm
cat and baby together in the microwave is the way to go....
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:08 am
Its a fishing bait.BNanni wrote:Yes for setting up the defence against cats!Magma wrote:BNanni wrote:I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.Magma wrote:
I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.
Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.
I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'
They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'
Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?
What the hell is that!
its the meat that cat's eat, but spicy.
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:10 am
Dead Rats wrote:I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?
I think we just have to add an oversized woman in there somewhere to make it perfect.
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:12 am
i'd punch the cat and freeze the baby
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:17 am
My cat Bobby is my best friend in the whole world.
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:43 am
Fuck all you haters !!!!!
This cat has twelve toes on his front feet and will tear you a new asshole
Cats rule
23 pound cat jonesing for ice cream!
This cat has twelve toes on his front feet and will tear you a new asshole
Cats rule
23 pound cat jonesing for ice cream!