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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:19 pm
by pk-
Are you going to eat that?
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:51 pm
by oski
i love every bone in your body... especially mine
do you have any irish in you
no?
do you want some?
you must be tired coz you've been running through my dreams all day
your father must have been a thief coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
if i could redo the alphabet i'd put you and I together
soming abt maths adding stuff and substracting clothes
i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:32 pm
by dreadnort
"im planning on having sex tonight, fancy joining me?"
"do you sleep on your stomach?"
"no"
"can i?"
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:44 pm
by mawltea
I had just broken up with my girlfriend a few years back, was a bit down, raved around drunk and did the cheesiest lines I could think of just for fun;
"I hope you have insurance, cus you just made a big bump in my pants."
"If you were a hamburger, I'd call you McDelicious."
"Is your father a gardener? Cus you have the loveliest pair of melons I've ever seen."
And a few more, but quite language specific, so they don't work so well in English.
Haha.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:56 am
by karmacazee
^^^^ win! Cheesiest when translated.
I heard a great lyric in a song today:
"Would you like to sit?
Allow me to clear a place
on my face."
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:13 am
by Coppola
Is that a ladder in your tights or is it just a stairway to heaven?
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:37 am
by Project_B
Firky wrote:ignore those boys on the forums, i like your nipples the way they are x
FUCKING LOL
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:03 pm
by mondays child
Finish what your doin' love and go put the kettle on.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:11 pm
by jam1
Hiya, have you ever squirted?
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:47 pm
by deamonds
FANCY LETTING ME TEAR U A NEW ONE?
u want dogged? (someone has said that one b4)
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:52 pm
by bass hertz
" i've seen worse "
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:48 pm
by psylent
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:56 pm
by miscreant
Show us where you pish fae
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:05 pm
by the acid never lies
This actually worked on more than one occasion over in LA
Hey... have you ever kissed a British guy before?
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:36 pm
by particle-jim
can you help me, i have amnesia... do i come here often?
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:12 pm
by the acid never lies
Missed the entire first page somehow - great ones!
Oh are your parents retarded? cos you're special
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:26 pm
by firky
I said to a girl, "I have something to show you" and then whilst grinning i placed her hand on me cock. it worked
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:28 pm
by silentk
"Whats that? You've lost your mummy? Come with me, I'll help you find her..."
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:31 pm
by bass hertz
"smile if you want my tiny penis"
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:35 pm
by HamCrescendo
If I flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head?