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Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:16 am**

AHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:19 am**

daveleeuk wrote:FYL

Not really, my little tnuc sprog. Festivals are all about the crack,and I was certainly the butt of many jokes for the rest of the da-...Er, weeke-...er...I'm sure they'll stop eventually.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:12 am**

my 'mate' did that. Woke up with him in the entrance to my tent asking why i had 'saltwater' in my tent.

It was my piss.

Served the tnuc right for trying to minesweep my alchol. He is still called pisslips to this day.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:15 am**

I'm a bit of a tnuc for drinking my mates beer at festivals, I must admit. A few isn't enough for me. 20 will easily be gone in a day.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:21 am**

piss is one of cleanest things yu can drink
yogis drink it to replace body salts
tried it...like turtle soup, salty
so now I mix it with me cider.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:27 am**

You make me sick.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:41 am**

i really need a piss

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:44 am**

Dead Rats wrote:I'm a bit of a tnuc for drinking my mates beer at festivals, I must admit. A few isn't enough for me. 20 will easily be gone in a day.

Yes.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:48 am**

Spursingham wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:I'm a bit of a tnuc for drinking my mates beer at festivals, I must admit. A few isn't enough for me. 20 will easily be gone in a day.
Yes.

Ohh, Glenn Glenn Glenn! I went the hospital to visit my grandad from my birds the other day, and you know it's right round the corner, right?

Anyway, guess what the fuck road I walked past...

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:32 pm**

Shrooms. A healthy combination of mud, piss and leaves rolled in to one.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:37 pm**

^yeah but why do they taste like shit?

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:44 pm**

pikeymobile wrote:Shrooms. A healthy combination of mud, piss and leaves rolled in to one.

this

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:48 pm**

B-90 wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:Shrooms. A healthy combination of mud, piss and leaves rolled in to one.
this

Trust - no shroom tastes as bad as San Pedro... *gag*

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:17 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Once drunk my own piss by accident, must admit, it wasn't that bad.
How the fuck can you drink your own piss by accident?
This one time, I was at Glade and woke up halway through the night coz' I needed to piss. Anyway, I was pretty merked, and am pretty lazy by default, so you could colour me a bit less shit if you thought I was getting up to go to the bog. So I did the next best thing and followed common festival tradition by pissing inside an empty Srongbow can. I then went back to sleep.

I wake up at something stupid like 10am, and my heads still spinning a bit. God, I feel awful...How to cure this, I wonder? HAIR OF THE DOG U SAY, LOLOLOL, YES MATE, so I immediately grabbed the nearest can of Strongbow. It felt suspiciously warm, but since I was having trouble with basic motor functions such as breathing, I decided to ignore the more minor aspects of physical degredation, like temperature.

I raised the can to my lips and took a swig. Hmm...I take a few more gulps. A few sips. Tastes a little bit funny, I thought. Maybe it's still all the Mandy still on my lips, I pondered. Maybe it's that burger I ate last night still on my breath, I considered...

"Uhhh...Didn't you piss inside that can last night?" Glenn said.

...I looked slowly down from Glenn's face to the can of urine I held in my hand. And then back at Glenn. I could even feel the look of realization spreading across my face. In one swift moment, out of pure reflex, I launched the can and it's contents behind me as far as I could and heard the "thwuck" of it hitting some unlucky suckers tent. Believe me, I didn't mean this, I just kind of freaked out when I discovered that I'd been drinking my own piss and enjoying it. If it splashed all over someone elses tent who posts on this forum here, I am truly sorry.

But yeah, tbh, my piss was a bit nice. Wasn't tangy or anything.

put that on the back of your biography book.... instant best seller!

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:11 pm**

Tripe. NASTY

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:13 pm**

I once ate 30 cream eggs in a row and threw up and passed out.

and once ate half a bar of brand new soap and threw up for like half an hour and just lay on the floor in my room for what seemed like forever.

I also ate some of the meat off a rabbits head

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:15 pm**

bandshell wrote:I once ate 30 cream eggs in a row and threw up and passed out.

and once ate half a bar of brand new soap and threw up for like half an hour and just lay on the floor in my room for what seemed like forever.

I also ate some of the meat off a rabbits head

Buahaha! Why??

There's this guy my mate goes to uni with who has been known to eat urinal cakes

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:16 pm**

Also love the mental image of passing out from a Cream Egg OD

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:18 pm**

The Acid Never Lies wrote:Also love the mental image of passing out from a Cream Egg OD

I do now, but at the time it was awful. I felt so painfully sick, the creamy stuff in them is so intense.

and urinal cakes, errrrrrrrrrrrrr

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