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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:26 pm
by kion
Milking a cow with your anus, stuffing a punnet of strawberries, a couple of handfuls of blackberries, some cherries and a whole apple up there, plus some crushed ice cubes, making you sit on McDonalds floor arse upwards, handing out straws to passing children and old pensioners. Offer them a blind taste test of Maccy D's all new variety - Fruits of the McForest
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:36 pm
by shonky
KION wrote:Milking a cow with your anus, stuffing a punnet of strawberries, a couple of handfuls of blackberries, some cherries and a whole apple up there, plus some crushed ice cubes, making you sit on McDonalds floor arse upwards, handing out straws to passing children and old pensioners. Offer them a blind taste test of Maccy D's all new variety - Fruits of the McForest
Sounds slightly more appetising than the ingredients of one of their quarter pounders, seen here in it's natural habitat
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:40 pm
by kion
oh, I forgot to add the 2lbs of exlax chocolate to be eaten half an hour before the event
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:42 pm
by shonky
KION wrote:oh, I forgot to add the 2lbs of exlax chocolate to be eaten half an hour before the event
Drip drip drop little anal showers...
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:52 pm
by kion
Shonky wrote:
anal showers...
ain't that the name of some has been popstar
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:56 pm
by shonky
I think that was David Essex. Have a word with Metalbox, he knows
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:44 pm
by paolo
how do u know when your sister's on her period??
your dad's cock tastes funny
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:48 pm
by *decibella~~
