Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:44 pm
I thought you were a girl...ketamine wrote:I got 'em.Discuss...
Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.
Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.
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Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:04 pm
I see what you did there...drokkr wrote:I thought you were a girl...ketamine wrote:I got 'em.
Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:54 am
That situation sucks. I mean if you were at home you could have just finished yourself off to avoid the pain, but you can't finish yourself off in a park. Well you can, but if you got caught you would have looked like a right weirdo.particle-jim wrote:its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit suckspikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:06 am
not to mention she lived in edgeware and i live bromley so it was a fucken looooong journey homecyberneticghost wrote:That situation sucks. I mean if you were at home you could have just finished yourself off to avoid the pain, but you can't finish yourself off in a park. Well you can, but if you got caught you would have looked like a right weirdo.particle-jim wrote:its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit suckspikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:56 am
bump for my balls.
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:01 am
mine too
ball solidarity
ball solidarity
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:33 am
ive never had it
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:16 am
same. do thry actually turn blue?signals wrote:ive never had it
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:22 pm
yh they go blue and swell up like twice the size if you dont ejac in 2 hours they burst
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:03 pm
sounds like a load of bollocks.
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:22 pm
wtf man who answers the phone in the middle of giving head?particle-jim wrote:its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit suckspikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:40 pm
could be the next client probably didn't wanna miss out on a customer
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:04 pm
that's not blue balls or cancer that's ur balls aching after u wank too much
that said, u should all always check ur sack for lumps once a month in the shower and see a doc right away if u have them whether they're painful or not
blue balls is if you didn't bust a nut but were totally supposed to. n it's not a myth shits real
that said, u should all always check ur sack for lumps once a month in the shower and see a doc right away if u have them whether they're painful or not
blue balls is if you didn't bust a nut but were totally supposed to. n it's not a myth shits real
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:01 pm
do girls get blue vaginas
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:56 am
inb4 blue waffle ^
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:04 am
SheepShagga wrote:inb4 blue waffle ^
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:14 am
Dodged 20 years in jail m8ketamine wrote:i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:17 am
Glad somebody bought it up.Genevieve wrote:Dodged 20 years in jail m8ketamine wrote:i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:30 am
Yeah I went through both pages practically knowing someone woulda made the same joke
Re: Blue Balls
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:52 am
where is kett anymawho?