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bass hertz wrote:

Pi-Krust wrote:Find your heaviest saucepan/frying pan and use it to repeatedly bludgeon them about the head until it's naught but a bloody pulp[taking care to reserve the brains as they do make a most excellent terrine].Then using a sharp pair of scissors carefully remove their outer skin,boil it and clean it before making into cushion covers or pillowcases.

The Ed Gein treatment?

I take it you've read his excellent little publication "101 household hints and tips for psychopaths on a budget"?,it's always on my kitchen bookshelf I can tell you.

bass hertz wrote:

8bitboi wrote:

bass hertz wrote:suck on their penis while they sleep!

that should get them bastards!

thats a favor not revenge

but I guarantee they wont eat after a cocksucker

I lold very good point

The ex always is good with stuff like this, her idea to get her own back on the noisy stnuc upstairs when we lived together was as follows (cited from memory):

"We'll wait until they go on their holiday, they always go for about two months init. I'll go to the pet shop and buy as many female and male hamsters as I can and we'll push them through the letter box along with two months worth of hamster food. They'll shag, have baby hamsters, who will shag and have more baby hamsters. The hamsters will gnaw through everything they own, clothes, sofa, carpets, white goods, as well as shit and piss everywhere. And when they return home skint and tired they'll be greeted by hundreds of hamsters and a wrecked flat."

Go with Moses, Eye for an eye, Pimp slap for stolen food.

Firkles wrote:The ex always is good with stuff like this, her idea to get her own back on the noisy stnuc upstairs when we lived together was as follows (cited from memory):

"We'll wait until they go on their holiday, they always go for about two months init. I'll go to the pet shop and buy as many female and male hamsters as I can and we'll push them through the letter box along with two months worth of hamster food. They'll shag, have baby hamsters, who will shag and have more baby hamsters. The hamsters will gnaw through everything they own, clothes, sofa, carpets, white goods, as well as shit and piss everywhere. And when they return home skint and tired they'll be greeted by hundreds of hamsters and a wrecked flat."

This.

Firkles wrote:The ex always is good with stuff like this, her idea to get her own back on the noisy stnuc upstairs when we lived together was as follows (cited from memory):

"We'll wait until they go on their holiday, they always go for about two months init. I'll go to the pet shop and buy as many female and male hamsters as I can and we'll push them through the letter box along with two months worth of hamster food. They'll shag, have baby hamsters, who will shag and have more baby hamsters. The hamsters will gnaw through everything they own, clothes, sofa, carpets, white goods, as well as shit and piss everywhere. And when they return home skint and tired they'll be greeted by hundreds of hamsters and a wrecked flat."

genius

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

Firkles wrote:The ex always is good with stuff like this, her idea to get her own back on the noisy stnuc upstairs when we lived together was as follows (cited from memory):

"We'll wait until they go on their holiday, they always go for about two months init. I'll go to the pet shop and buy as many female and male hamsters as I can and we'll push them through the letter box along with two months worth of hamster food. They'll shag, have baby hamsters, who will shag and have more baby hamsters. The hamsters will gnaw through everything they own, clothes, sofa, carpets, white goods, as well as shit and piss everywhere. And when they return home skint and tired they'll be greeted by hundreds of hamsters and a wrecked flat."

genius

all good, but, don't he have to live there too? with his stuff also?

Starve to death & meanwhile get a job that starts early. That'll teach em.

I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

sd5 wrote:Starve to death & meanwhile get a job that starts early. That'll teach em.

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

signals wrote:

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

two have vag and for both its something im going to seriously consider.

"you eat my food, I eat your bushyplate."

missedthebus wrote:

signals wrote:

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

two have vag and for both its something im going to seriously consider.

"you eat my food, I eat your bushyplate."

thats cool if there hot

signals wrote:

missedthebus wrote:

signals wrote:

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

two have vag and for both its something im going to seriously consider.

"you eat my food, I eat your bushyplate."

thats cool if there hot

its hot, they

missedthebus wrote:

signals wrote:

missedthebus wrote:

signals wrote:

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

two have vag and for both its something im going to seriously consider.

"you eat my food, I eat your bushyplate."

thats cool if there hot

its hot, they

thats really hot

So let me get this right, twi fit lasses are stealing your food, slamming doors and you want to get revenge?

Mate, it's sooooo obvious what you have to do. Get them drunk, fuck them and then remind them every day that you took her up the council gritter bare backed. They'll move out.

Or put Tabasco sauce on their fairy hammocks / tampons.

Firkles wrote:So let me get this right, twi fit lasses are stealing your food, slamming doors and you want to get revenge?

Mate, it's sooooo obvious what you have to do. Get them drunk, fuck them and then remind them every day that you took her up the council gritter bare backed. They'll move out.

dont think its the lasses its the three other guys. but think im going to take my revenge out on the lasses anyway. wish me luck!!

How do you say in german, "give me your bushy plate!"

missedthebus wrote:

signals wrote:

Mattron wrote:I just got this really good idea.

you could suck their dicks!

what if they have vag?

two have vag and for both its something im going to seriously consider.

"you eat my food, I eat your bushyplate."

Make them eat your food off each others bushy plate.



Just a thought.

missedthebus wrote: dont think its the lasses its the three other guys. but think im going to take my revenge out on the lasses anyway. wish me luck!!

How do you say in german, "give me your bushy plate!"

Just been thinking about this in the shower (I am dedicated hehe); how about you wear nothing but their underwear of any of them, male or female and walking about the place as though it's perfectly normal and get quite angry with them when they protest?

Any man that hasn't worn a pair of knickers is a liar, I've done it just out of curiosity to see what it felt like, I bet others have here too. It is not very comfortable, one bollock kept dropping out of the gusset. So yeah, that's what I'd do if getting mad didn't work. Chances are it's probably only one of them anyway taking liberties.

I think the German for what you're after is DAS ESSEN BOOSH GUTEN TAG JA!