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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:04 pm
by DRTY
AntlionUK wrote:girls don't poo.

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:15 pm
by 2manynoobs
it's threads like these that scare the female dubsteppers away.

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:41 pm
by hugh
abelard wrote:does doing a big thick hard poo feel anything like getting bummed? is anyone willing to answer that?

i've never stuck my finger in a poo so i don't know how hard it is really but i'd imagine a nob would be harder...
rofl wtf

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:45 pm
by Dead Rats
I'm happy being blissfully ignorant in my opinion that women don't in fact have any kids to drop off at the pool. It's a piece of trivia I'd rather just not think about.

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:03 pm
by kins83
Wow good to see the forum's still going strong.
firky wrote:I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).
Dumb tnuc.

Bye.

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:05 pm
by DZA
kins83 wrote:Wow good to see the forum's still going strong.
firky wrote:I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).
Dumb tnuc.

Bye.
Kins is back :D :D :D :D :D

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:46 pm
by fc
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:01 pm
by upstateface
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is NOT a joke

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:28 pm
by Mutiny
hugh wrote:
abelard wrote:does doing a big thick hard poo feel anything like getting bummed? is anyone willing to answer that?

i've never stuck my finger in a poo so i don't know how hard it is really but i'd imagine a nob would be harder...
rofl wtf
HAHAHA!!!

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:39 pm
by WatchYourStep
Thanks for driving the remaining ones away for good...

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:57 pm
by firky
I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:08 pm
by particle-jim
firky wrote:I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:17 pm
by firky
particle-jim wrote:
firky wrote:I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough
Everyone has their perversions but some are just fucking wrong, man. I draw the line at beastality bukake skat and the french.

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:21 pm
by particle-jim
firky wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough
Everyone has their perversions but some are just fucking wrong, man. I draw the line at beastality bukake skat and the french.[/quote]

true that, and me and my mates learnt never to rummage through other peoples things

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:23 pm
by firky
:lol:

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:55 pm
by particle-jim
seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on... also when we where at the pub one time he very graphically described the act of shitting on a chest and how you have to cover said chest in cling film first, he's one of my best mates but he really is a dirty bastard

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:12 am
by -dubson-
particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:43 am
by particle-jim
-dubson- wrote:
particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
this was at his house as well, he coulda just gone upstairs and changed but he felt he had something to prove... he's a wrong'un i tell thee

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:11 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
particle-jim wrote:
-dubson- wrote:
particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
this was at his house as well, he coulda just gone upstairs and changed but he felt he had something to prove... he's a wrong'un i tell thee

That Shakespeare quote "The Lady doth protest too much" is never more apparent than when one of your mates has soiled their duds and goes overboard with proving they havn't

That comment got me a detention in year 10 english

Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:24 pm
by stappard
A mate of mine followed through and wiped his arse on someone elses arm. Needless to say the dirty bstard has been phased out.