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Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:30 am
by jam1
rob sparx wrote:jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
Hehehe I was trying to get the post in b4 midnight but got carried away needed to get a few things off my chest lol
Im gonna stop whining now and get on a beat anyway...

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:47 am
by brasco
rob sparx wrote:jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
Hehehe I was trying to get the post in b4 midnight but got carried away needed to get a few things off my chest lol
Not joking I'm sure Doctor P/Cuntfase/Barenoize etc are nice ppl etc but your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you
Im gonna stop whining now and get on a beat anyway...

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:02 am
by jokerkhk
rob sparx wrote:all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop
u just made me lol
ive been in such a shit mood but now my face is

looooool
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am
by ♫♪♫
rob sparx wrote:Not joking I'm sure Doctor P/Cuntfase/Barenoize etc are nice ppl etc but your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you..
That's not true, Sweet Shop stands out from the rest because it's
extra annoying.
While we're venting... Footcrab? Seriously?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:40 am
by grimesceneinvestigation
rob sparx wrote:
your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you
a lot of people have been saying these things, you just do it in a less subtle way
i'm just waiting for the big split.
as happened with hardcore and jungle
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:44 am
by herbalicious
♫♪♫ wrote:Footcrab? Seriously?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:06 pm
by Over7hink
best anti-wobble thread I read in awhile.
"or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop "
haha
**....kick kick kick kick kickickickickkkkkkkkkk LET'S ROCK!!!!! waaaaaampwompwompwawawaawawawaaaaaaaaaaSUCKMYDICK!wompwompwaaaaa**
jesus...
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:33 pm
by FackOff
datilt wrote:Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.
Coki anyone?
Also,no disrespect but I do remember a track done by Rob Sparx called 'Attack of the Wobble' and yet here he is moaning about it..?VIOLATION
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:46 pm
by muttleydubs
what a shit rant post
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:32 pm
by wooda916
rob sparx wrote:jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
Not joking I'm sure Doctor P/Cuntfase/Barenoize etc are nice ppl etc but your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you
no fucking about haha
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:35 pm
by macgregor
Over7hink wrote:
**....kick kick kick kick kickickickickkkkkkkkkk LET'S ROCK!!!!! waaaaaampwompwompwawawaawawawaaaaaaaaaaSUCKMYDICK!wompwompwaaaaa**

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:09 pm
by steppa4ever
rob sparx wrote:Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??
Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny
Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?
I dont get it,ive listend 2 ur tunes and they sound like what u are moanin about???
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:18 pm
by datilt
steppa4ever wrote:rob sparx wrote:Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??
Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny
Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?
I dont get it,ive listend 2 ur tunes and they sound like what u are moanin about???
I think Rob's tunez are a bit different to the standard wobble stuff, because he always combines the wobble with some nice melodies. Luv trax like Casino and Windscreen Sniper.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm
by funtcase
think its a bit harsh me doc p and bare noiz are aimed at, as we do actually have a different sound.
im not gonna rant back, feel its stupid, you do what you do i do what i do...but youve definetely aimed this at me as im currently number 1 in chemical, which to me sounds like its keeping the scene healthy
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm
by south3rn
funtcase wrote:think its a bit harsh me doc p and bare noiz are aimed at, as we do actually have a different sound.
im not gonna rant back, feel its stupid, you do what you do i do what i do...but youve definetely aimed this at me as im currently number 1 in chemical, which to me sounds like its keeping the scene healthy
but Smash Mouth sells more records than you, and with this logic, are better than you.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:31 pm
by leadbelly
ELLFIVEDEE wrote:datilt wrote:Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.
wait dude....you've got a bit of....yeah on your nose....yea...nah it's still there...
sorry I couldn't resist, have no real input the put into this thread except....
...stop whining about how shit everything is and make more non-shit to balance it out?

couldnt of said it better, if you dont like it you dont have to lay into it so hard, just let the people that do like it get on with it
bigups sparxy
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm
by truefiktion
Funtcase is right haha if its so shit how is topping the dubtep charts? and sweetshop was voted one of the best dubstep songs produced in long time! i live in bournemouth where Funty plays and out of all the DJs him and trolley stand out most!
Not brown noseing but its good to sometimes keep to the good old simple wobble but then also have the different sorts of dubstep tunes which define the sub-genres of dubstep.
Peace out motherfuckers

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm
by Dead Rats
I love moshing to Borgore while on Ketamine.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:33 pm
by arktrix45hz
Whats with all the brown nosing in here?
Do people think that because they suck up to a more established member of the scene they'll get respect from said members?
Fucking hell...
Do your own thing and if you have enough time to worry about what someone else is doing, you're wasting time you could be using practicing your mixing skills and production steez.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:33 pm
by Kid_Robotik
hahahaha mega lulz from this thread,
music is music,
drum n bass has the same on going debate as this
its all different man, cant compare it really, just falls under the same stupid fuckin label,
and no more callin it filthstep or whatever either or fuckin gorestep
im a big fan of both ends of the dubstep spectrum,
people have to chill the fuckkk out man, stop listenin to it if you dont like it, s'not hard to do when its not shoved in your face like shit on the radio or tv.
cheers up mate
