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Remember everything when im drunk
Be psychic.
Bullshit the craziest story and get away with it.
Do the rubiks cube.
Count to 39 in Greek.
Not burn in the sun without sun cream.
Store things in my hair.

WhosZena? wrote:Remember everything when im drunk
Bullshit the craziest story and get away with it.
Not burn in the sun without sun cream.

same.^

and,
I can chill.

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:

feral witchchild wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe!

wut

I'll make a video sometime. Some party trick I discovered one time we had no papers. Cram a bud up thine nostril so it sticks in place, then light the fucker and inhale it whilst it burns in your nose

Often goes wrong tbh

... pass the nose brah

in my day we just used an apple or at the very desperate times a can or a socket

Remember lots of stuff about subjects that aren't very important.
Speak fluent Thai.
Break a safe open with only a stethoscope and a cigar.
Convert a black van into a battle wagon in a barn within minutes.
Stop bullets with my wings of steal.
Roll a joint perfectly until the part where you lick the gum and totally fuck it up.
Fit into very small boxes.
Skin a cat in several ways.
Sing like a mogwai.

WhosZena? wrote: Not burn in the sun without sun cream.

Ditto to that. Went to Tunisia when I was a kid and my parents couldn't get me to wear sun cream, just as well because I didn't burn, just from pasty English to brahn.

WhosZena? wrote:Remember everything when im drunk
Bullshit the craziest story and get away with it.
Store things in my hair.

Ditto. I've convinced too many people that I'm either a REALY big DJ from california, a sitcom writer, or my personal favorite, a samoan shirt importer.

...Speak, read and understand German to a very high level but I have trouble writing it. On that note, speak fluently 4 different languages. I can pick up languages really easily and at the moment I can hold a conversation about my job and my life in Spanish and I've only been learning it for two weeks.


...Name the capital city of pretty much any country you can think of. I can point out any country on a map without labels, any county in the UK on a map without labels and could name every country in Europe and every state in America.

...Iron really fucking well. Like proper sharp creases in trousers and shirts where they should be.

...Teach sailing to RYA 3* level, teach power boating to RYA Racing Blue level and teach kayaking to Canoe Safety Instructor level.

I can quite easily eat a whole double pack of custard creams in one sitting.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:I hit a girl with a chair once.

That's more of an event than a 'Can' based skill/talent

and what an event is was...

collige wrote:

Coppola wrote:

feral witchchild wrote:

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |

With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.

The fact that you Mixed up Falco with Captain Falcon shows that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Snake and Marth crew stand up!

The proof is in the pudding...

i'm a vegetarian so they wouldn't let me have any pudding.

how can i have any pudding if i don't eat my meat?

I can touch MC Hammer.

parson wrote:i'm a vegetarian so they wouldn't let me have any pudding.

how can i have any pudding if i don't eat my meat?

I was like meat?

but then

it was a pink floyd joke

parson wrote:it was a pink floyd joke

ohh right.

i can make "post-brostep"

Mattron wrote:

WhosZena? wrote:Remember everything when im drunk
Bullshit the craziest story and get away with it.
Not burn in the sun without sun cream.

same.^

and,
I can chill.

The drunk thing isnt the best gift though, sometimes I pretend to forget.

firky wrote:Remember lots of stuff about subjects that aren't very important.
Speak fluent Thai.
Break a safe open with only a stethoscope and a cigar.
Convert a black van into a battle wagon in a barn within minutes.
Stop bullets with my wings of steal.
Roll a joint perfectly until the part where you lick the gum and totally fuck it up.
Fit into very small boxes.
Skin a cat in several ways.
Sing like a mogwai.

WhosZena? wrote: Not burn in the sun without sun cream.

Ditto to that. Went to Tunisia when I was a kid and my parents couldn't get me to wear sun cream, just as well because I didn't burn, just from pasty English to brahn.

We are a lucky breed, I feel sorry for the people who come out from the sun bright red then start peeling even when they have worn sun cream.

And I remember loads of unimportant stuff(small details) but unfortunately I forget the all useful stuff.. So its more of a can't.

parson wrote:it was a pink floyd joke

I got it but I thought better not to comment.

mc wayne wrote:

im surprised no one else found this pretty special, i think this is a great talent.

i can freestyle rap
do something really cool with my finger
beatbox at a decent level
do 2 martial arts
make shitty dubstep music
charm just about any girl
moonwalk and slide
remember lyrics to loads of songs
get really drunk and wake uphangover free