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Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:58 am
by kidshuffle
WhosZena? wrote:
tomm wrote:its cool for like 3 minutes but how the hell do you get 60 odd years out of that shit?!
My point.

I refuse to believe that he hasn't ever got bored.
And for 8 hours a day too, goddamn.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:34 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:46 am
by hackman
shouldn't you be out in some fields taking excessive psilocybin?

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:47 am
by nousd
I was

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:52 am
by hackman
little girls should be seen and not heard

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:54 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
hackman wrote:little girls should be seen and not heard

Depends how pretty they are!

I'm 12... out of ten!

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:55 am
by hackman
Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:57 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
hackman wrote:Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!
The future reeks
Of pickled leeks
For I must venture
To job centre

The clouds shalt lift
When I get back
A big ol bifftah
Spiced wi' crack


Peace!

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:01 am
by nousd
lollie

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:09 am
by hackman
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
hackman wrote:Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!
The future reeks
Of pickled leeks
For I must venture
To job centre

The clouds shalt lift
When I get back
A big ol bifftah
Spiced wi' crack


Peace!
:lol:

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:26 am
by Neurotik
WhosZena? wrote:I thought I did until I saw this.
And you thought he did until you saw this:


Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:35 am
by danoldboy
Neurotik wrote:
WhosZena? wrote:I thought I did until I saw this.
And you thought he did until you saw this:

The comments are just as ridiculous

"Hi Kenny889again, I have a few things to say.
1st: Your doing it all wrong.
2nd: Why are you doing this in the first place.
3rd. Toy Story....Toy Story 2. Not Toy Story, bugs life, Toy Story 2.
4th: It's Monsters Inc. not Monsters "Incorporated"
5th: Stop breathing so hard into the mic.
6th: London fitness club????
7th: Your going throught the list too slow....
8th: Do more than jsut watch movies!!!
9th: What in the bloody hell happened to your face at the end ???"

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:23 pm
by ThomasEll

Makes them look slightly less like complete freaks.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:31 pm
by kay
Luke Yeah? wrote:Each to there own i say. After all, life would be boring if we were all into the same thing. Although i do feel sorry for the guys wife.
He must do some other things well though, they've probably been married forever! Either that or she gets turned on when he talks dirty to his marbles.

Having said that, staying in separate rooms for most of their waking lives probably helps.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:57 pm
by the tits
Neurotik wrote:
WhosZena? wrote:I thought I did until I saw this.
And you thought he did until you saw this:

dude must use a lot of "shame be-gone"

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:59 pm
by the acid never lies
I feel sorry for his wife. One day she's gonna slip his marbles into a stew and make him choke on them :o :P

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:29 pm
by grillis
that bit at the end where he has all the individual times of the marbles recorded and like 1500 marbles organized into plastic containers is pure jokes, reminds me of this:
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.

To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:38 pm
by WhosZena
danoldboy wrote:
Neurotik wrote:
WhosZena? wrote:I thought I did until I saw this.
And you thought he did until you saw this:

The comments are just as ridiculous

"Hi Kenny889again, I have a few things to say.
1st: Your doing it all wrong.
2nd: Why are you doing this in the first place.
3rd. Toy Story....Toy Story 2. Not Toy Story, bugs life, Toy Story 2.
4th: It's Monsters Inc. not Monsters "Incorporated"
5th: Stop breathing so hard into the mic.
6th: London fitness club????
7th: Your going throught the list too slow....
8th: Do more than jsut watch movies!!!
9th: What in the bloody hell happened to your face at the end ???"
Yeah he really needs a trip down the corner shop.
Its funny when youtubers wear those headphone speakers like they are someone important.

How does listing 29 film names takes 6 minutes anyway??
He could have like listed the different series in one go.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:48 pm
by WhosZena
TL_ wrote:

Makes them look slightly less like complete freaks.
Very interesting. I can see how someone can become friends with an object or building. But to see something sexual in them is beyond me.

Re: People who need to get out more

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:51 pm
by feral witchchild