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Horrible thread.

nowaysj wrote:Given that I'd fuck any woman who wouldn't infect me with disease, you'd think that I would say yes, but alas, I must decline.

Thank you for your consideration,

Nowaysj

This.

Someone has the right outlook

polho wrote:Horrible thread.

its pretty cold innit

she looks decent from the side with her eyes closed

mashmash wrote:she looks decent from the side with her eyes closed

Ima try this as a chatup line.

I thought she looked pretty good from the Katy on a mission video. Upon further investigation she really isn't that hot.


To be honest though. I'd fuck practically any girl. So yeah I would

I would splooj in her blessed vocal chords.

Of course.

DRTY wrote:

mashmash wrote:she looks decent from the side with her eyes closed

Ima try this as a chatup line.

I would fuck pretty much any girl from the BRIT school, they're so hot, I swear they turn hot as soon as they start. I knew some fat girl who went there and within two years she was hot.

xarcane wrote:I would fuck pretty much any girl from the BRIT school, they're so hot, I swear they turn hot as soon as they start. I knew some fat girl who went there and within two years she was hot.

Adele?

the men of dsf out do themselves once more

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Only in her bum

Damn, Adele went there? Apparently she was in the same class as Leona Lewis as well, that must've been awkward - I've honestly never seen a fat chick coming out of that school.

In fact some fat kid I hated called Rafael went there, I heard they'd always make him run to lose weight, and once it got so bad, he tried to fake fainting then started crying. I assumed they had some hardcore anti-fat kid training regime.

xarcane wrote:Damn, Adele went there? Apparently she was in the same class as Leona Lewis as well, that must've been awkward - I've honestly never seen a fat chick coming out of that school.

In fact some fat kid I hated called Rafael went there, I heard they'd always make him run to lose weight, and once it got so bad, he tried to fake fainting then started crying. I assumed they had some hardcore anti-fat kid training regime.

Yeah she did. Maybe I should try and get in....I may be a bit old, and have minimal singing talent...but they'll make me get fit, so it's worth a shot.

Probably an expensive way to do it mind you....

Nein.

badger wrote:the men of dsf out do themselves once more

This...

This is how me and Katy B roll...
rabbit = waste men

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sike - I have no idea - What is this thread about - gunark stuff

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Look - You guys still don't get it.

This is not about looks - this is about being fucking awesome..

and I'm going to tell you an incredible secret about doggy girls...

some of them are awesome...and it is important to locate and aquire at least 1 of these for your stable...

BECAUSE - You are going to need her to do battle with mean pretty bitches...

Ok - I don't mean pick the first fatty or busted grill you find - check for super coolness obviously..

but when you find one don't be afraid to parade it around because -

if it makes you feel good then it does.

(shamless self promotional piece)