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Best BJ I've ever had was from a shemale.

noam wrote:

3za wrote:

noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you

Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

...then have sex with it... right?

No way...

I would send it to this guy
vvvvv

Shum wrote:Best BJ I've ever had was from a shemale.

did you mean, if you had sex with a tranny/shemale would you tell people it was an accident?

3za wrote:

noam wrote:

3za wrote:

noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you

Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

...then have sex with it... right?

No way...

I would send it to this guy
vvvvv

Shum wrote:Best BJ I've ever had was from a shemale.

Don't look at me mate, I'd get my cricket bat out as well if he/she came to me looking for a good time.

What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..

ssshhhhhh

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..

This is probably the most sensible and well-put together bright maroon post I have ever seen.

collige wrote:

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..

This is probably the most sensible and well-put together bright maroon post I have ever seen.

This is probably the most well assembled and articulated back-handed compliment from collige I have ever seen.

butt jolokia wrote:

collige wrote:

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..

This is probably the most sensible and well-put together bright maroon post I have ever seen.

This is probably the most well assembled and articulated back-handed compliment from collige I have ever seen.

The is the most pointless quote I've made this morning

I reckon it happens far more than people are willing to admit. I'm so drunk some nights i don't even remember having sex with my girlfriend. Just by the large amount of drunk western tourists there are in countries like thailand surely having bum sex with a ladyboy happens quite a lot.

Pink before stink surely????

I got bummed by a tranny once. Took me like 30 minutes to work out she was actually a man.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.

wub wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.

did it cum in your mouth??

noam wrote:

wub wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.

did it cum in your mouth??

No, that would've cost extra.

tight bastard.

THATS WHAT IT SAIDDDDDD!!!! OH NO HE DI'NT!!!!

pikeymobile wrote:I got bummed by a tranny once. Took me like 30 minutes to work out she was actually a man.

Would be difficult for him to bum you without a penis? Or did you just think it was a convenient dildo?

butt jolokia wrote:if its pretty.. fuck it.

svpreme wrote:

butt jolokia wrote:if its pretty.. fuck it.