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Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:04 pm
by Jak The lad
DRTY wrote:Jak The lad wrote:

But the bear, the panda said foxes

the panda and it's funny accent.

This is true, the Panda character I approve of,
but the Panda has ulterior motives.
They pack their biscuits very deceivingly.... M&S ones are laying on their sides throughout the pack; maximum biscuit space.
Foxes lay them flat in twos spaced out and diagonal meaning you only get ten biscuits; more plastic than food!

haha
Nothing worse then openinig a packet and seeing broken biscuits either, the crumbs, the poor broken biscuits, WILL IT EVER END!
But Oreos should stay over in the U.S cause theres no place for them here, they aren't even a biscuit. It's a cookie, is a cookie a biscuit? Is a biscuit a cookie?
It's a dark chocolate crunch cream! (and not even a nice one)
P.S, my friend told me he eats biscuits off of a plate. Very posh indeed.
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:16 pm
by BaronVon
Jak The lad wrote:
But Oreos should stay over in the U.S cause theres no place for them here, they aren't even a biscuit. It's a cookie, is a cookie a biscuit? Is a biscuit a cookie?
Now you've done it.
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:20 pm
by Basstronomer
Cookies and biscuits have a complete different meaning from one country to another...
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:22 pm
by Jak The lad
djekos wrote:Cookies and biscuits have a complete different meaning from one country to another...
Serious? I'm off to get some chips and smoke a cigarette.
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:46 pm
by Badman Juice
Jak The lad wrote:But Oreos should stay over in the U.S cause theres no place for them here, they aren't even a biscuit. It's a cookie, is a cookie a biscuit? Is a biscuit a cookie?
It's a dark chocolate crunch cream! (and not even a nice one)

Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:22 pm
by badger
djekos wrote:Cookies and biscuits have a complete different meaning from one country to another...
this
an american biscuit is basically what we'd call a scone
stappard wrote:the golden crunch cream is a criminally underhyped biscuit, but its problem comes that you can only ever find them in corner shops where theyve been on the shelves for ages and gone soft. fresh and crunchy theyll take on all comers
go to wilkinsons. they've got them there really cheap
their chocolate chip cookies are surprisingly good too and 2 packs for £1.50

Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:30 pm
by stappard
badger wrote:djekos wrote:Cookies and biscuits have a complete different meaning from one country to another...
this
an american biscuit is basically what we'd call a scone
and come with a kfc meal
stappard wrote:the golden crunch cream is a criminally underhyped biscuit, but its problem comes that you can only ever find them in corner shops where theyve been on the shelves for ages and gone soft. fresh and crunchy theyll take on all comers
go to wilkinsons. they've got them there really cheap
their chocolate chip cookies are surprisingly good too and 2 packs for £1.50

thanks! always appreciate a biscuit tip, need to something to eat while im winning the quiz

Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:33 pm
by Badman Juice
pagans
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:11 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
tbh ive never had oreos but it does look like a worse version of those bourbon ones that i always leave till last in tescos value multipacks because i hate em
its all about digestives...its the mala of biscuits..in fact maybe even the benny ill
bourbons are like the caspa and oreos...well theyre like the datsik
digestives are pure biscuitweight
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:11 pm
by koala
these..
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:13 pm
by fractal
all about fresh baked white chocolate chip with walnuts. cookies out of anything other than the oven is a travesty imho
boxes and plastic bags

Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:14 pm
by fractal
also, i'm wary of anything labeled as a "digestive"
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:17 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
The term 'digestive' is derived from the belief that they had antacid properties due to the use of sodium bicarbonate when they were first developed.
so its the original biscuit innit
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:19 pm
by mashmash
custard creams taste nicer imo
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:19 pm
by Badman Juice
Pistonsbeneath wrote:tbh ive never had oreos but it does look like a worse version of those bourbon ones that i always leave till last in tescos value multipacks because i hate em
its all about digestives...its the mala of biscuits..in fact maybe even the benny ill
bourbons are like the caspa and oreos...well theyre like the datsik
digestives are pure biscuitweight
NO
digestives are like datsik, flavourless, bland and ultimately soul destroying biscuits.
oreos are like mala cos they're black on the outside and white on the inside.
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:21 pm
by fractal
neither are like mala. both are made in factories and stuffed with preservatives. making cookies aint hard, plus you can eat the dough
fresh cookies are the only non brostep cookies out there, in your strange analogy
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:23 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
broreos
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:23 pm
by Badman Juice
orebros
Re: oreos
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:28 pm
by fractal
DIGESTSIK