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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:09 pm
by delendi
obIwan wrote:Still licking my wounds, (unfortunately no one elses!)
eugh!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:21 pm
by dj slums
all good cheers, lost may cat on sat, which was horrible, looking all over for her, but found her under the house?!?! shed got there through a hole under the shed soehow, n we had to rip up the floorboards to get her, but shes fine thank god.

also quit weed on sat... cat didnt help my nerves.

was very funny though, we called the fire brigade, but got her just before they arrived, when they got to my house, they found me cuddling my cat n crying my eyes out. would have felt a right idiot if i wasnt so happy to get my cat back...

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:29 pm
by misk
electric eliminator wrote:pedophile. :lol:
youd be the same if you saw some of these lassies, if i met em in a night club there'd be no way of telling there real age! some of them were wolf whistling at us too, not good for the old devil on the shoulder!

and also, the sex education videos are very graphic these days, i was shocked to see. lessons on giving good head and how to find the clitoris:o

i mean what the fuck? when i was at school it was "if you have sex you will get pregnant/become a father"[/quote]

wow, i'd love to see the sex ed videos of today then, they sound pretty exciting. good idea, get all the kids all hot, then release em onto the playground, condoms in hand :o

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:41 pm
by delendi
lol @ cuddling a cat, crying your eyes out in front of the whole fire brigade. with good reason i know, just a funny mental image.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:00 pm
by dj slums
Delendi wrote:lol @ cuddling a cat, crying your eyes out in front of the whole fire brigade. with good reason i know, just a funny mental image.
defo. you could tell they were thinking, ''get a grip you pussy'' lol

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:02 pm
by signus
Delendi wrote:
obIwan wrote:Still licking my wounds, (unfortunately no one elses!)
eugh!
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:31 pm
by *grand*
wow i did'nt in my wildest wet dream's think i would even get a response.. very intresting happenings going on n the world of dubsteppers aye..

congratualtions on your baby leq.. easy ozeb.. out to you obiwan.. big up deli(my gf love her to bits) out to jennifer sorry about chating soooooooo much shit to you n sunday.. i cant help my self sometimes.. dj slums i had the same exsperience with my cat, dissapeared for 2 weeks.. this is no lie del u can ask my dad.. was washing the dishes yeah i know(you wouldnt expect it) but i heard a meow.. called my dad and wafter a few minutes worked out it was coming from under the floor.. pulle dup one of the floor boreds and out she came.. wasquite happs.. im a cat person i know even though I have a big APBT.

mr eliminator long time.. eye's of them youngens.. wont tolerate them impure thoughts in dubstep!.. out to insine this time of year musn't be to nice for you would hate to have allergies .. hmm big up all that responded .. your chest's and breast's...

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:42 am
by jack sparrow1
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happy when eating

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:27 am
by metalboxproducts
Misk wrote:world of warcraft binge, huh, grand? :D ummm i broke my parking brake cable somehow yesterday. my life is a series of calamities :(
Why did this make laugh? :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:06 pm
by delendi
*Grand* wrote:dj slums i had the same exsperience with my cat, dissapeared for 2 weeks.. this is no lie del u can ask my dad.. was washing the dishes yeah i know(you wouldnt expect it) but i heard a meow.. called my dad and wafter a few minutes worked out it was coming from under the floor.. pulle dup one of the floor boreds and out she came.. wasquite happs.. im a cat person i know even though I have a big APBT.
You have floorboards?

when i bought my little cousins a kitten to share for christmas i had to go out to essex for it... got back on the train which was standin at the platform doors open cos it was the terminal and i wanted to have a look at the kitten cos kittens are bare cute innit. so i open up the box and the little shit JUMPS OUT and makes a run for freedom along the carriage and towards the open doors, below which there was a nice big gap down to the tracks. thankfully it got scared by the image of the big bad world in front of it and stopped running, just in time for me to scoop it up and shut it very securely back in its box. that cat still doesn't like me lol

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:20 pm
by metalboxproducts
Delendi wrote:
*Grand* wrote:dj slums i had the same exsperience with my cat, dissapeared for 2 weeks.. this is no lie del u can ask my dad.. was washing the dishes yeah i know(you wouldnt expect it) but i heard a meow.. called my dad and wafter a few minutes worked out it was coming from under the floor.. pulle dup one of the floor boreds and out she came.. wasquite happs.. im a cat person i know even though I have a big APBT.
You have floorboards?

when i bought my little cousins a kitten to share for christmas i had to go out to essex for it... got back on the train which was standin at the platform doors open cos it was the terminal and i wanted to have a look at the kitten cos kittens are bare cute innit. so i open up the box and the little shit JUMPS OUT and makes a run for freedom along the carriage and towards the open doors, below which there was a nice big gap down to the tracks. thankfully it got scared by the image of the big bad world in front of it and stopped running, just in time for me to scoop it up and shut it very securely back in its box. that cat still doesn't like me lol
What has this got to do with Garage?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:23 pm
by shonky
metalboxproducts wrote:
Delendi wrote:
*Grand* wrote:dj slums i had the same exsperience with my cat, dissapeared for 2 weeks.. this is no lie del u can ask my dad.. was washing the dishes yeah i know(you wouldnt expect it) but i heard a meow.. called my dad and wafter a few minutes worked out it was coming from under the floor.. pulle dup one of the floor boreds and out she came.. wasquite happs.. im a cat person i know even though I have a big APBT.
You have floorboards?

when i bought my little cousins a kitten to share for christmas i had to go out to essex for it... got back on the train which was standin at the platform doors open cos it was the terminal and i wanted to have a look at the kitten cos kittens are bare cute innit. so i open up the box and the little shit JUMPS OUT and makes a run for freedom along the carriage and towards the open doors, below which there was a nice big gap down to the tracks. thankfully it got scared by the image of the big bad world in front of it and stopped running, just in time for me to scoop it up and shut it very securely back in its box. that cat still doesn't like me lol
What has this got to do with Garage?
Wrong thread mong head

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:31 pm
by metalboxproducts
Yes i know but i've decided to make a referance to Garage in each post i make. See i just did it them.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:36 pm
by delendi
until we can truly pinpoint the cause of the descent of the garage scene we MUST blame absolutely everything imagineable, even kittens. those kittens have been out to ruin ukg for years now. felix da house cat... he was a kitten once.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:39 pm
by shonky
No he used to be Felix the Shedcat and then got ambitious

He always was a cat, never a kitten. It's a marvel of nature

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:00 pm
by misk
some people are just born grown up. like metalboxes mom.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:04 pm
by obiwan
Delendi wrote:
obIwan wrote:Still licking my wounds, (unfortunately no one elses!)
eugh!
Axe wounds obviously, not actual wounds, that would be disgusting, actually you probably knew what I was talking about all along....
Out to the Bow Cat crew! Guys/ladies you know you love going "downtown"! Like Shoreditch and all that! Put your hand up if you know you bow/blow! Fuck the ragga crew they can suck out and all them rude boys chatting shit, they do it the most!!!!!
"Cuz you heard me on the radio ya seen me on the TV
If you get my drunk enough I'll eat that pussy like a kiwi"

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:02 pm
by municiple
Just bought a townhome, so I am freaking out about how I will never have money again. Growing up is ruffage.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:16 pm
by obiwan
Growing what? I'm not familiar with the term...

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:20 am
by misk
municiple wrote:Just bought a townhome, so I am freaking out about how I will never have money again. Growing up is ruffage.
i never had money to begin with!