Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:31 pm
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:52 pm
My Grandad died in Auschwitz you bastard; fell off a machine gun tower pissed.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:34 am
alright this thread is lame now. you cigarettes can't make any funny racist jokes. as much as i love british humor which i really do, you guys are lame as fuck
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:38 am
rinseballs21 wrote:alright this thread is lame now. you cigarettes can't make any funny racist jokes. as much as i love british humor which i really do, you guys are lame as fuck
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:09 am
Likwid wrote:whats got eight legs and makes women scream?
Gangrape.
Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:23 am
What's Mr T stand for?
He doesn't like chairs.
He doesn't like chairs.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:30 am
wub wrote:What's Mr T stand for?
He doesn't like chairs.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:39 am
Fernando Torres
is this thing on?
is this thing on?
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:14 am
how do you get a nun pregnant?
Fucking rape the bitch.
Bit ashamed to post that, really offensive
Fucking rape the bitch.
Bit ashamed to post that, really offensive
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:19 am
new seafood shop in Japan: Fission Chips
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:07 pm
There was a man lying naked on the beach. He saw a little girl coming, so he put a newspaper over his pubic area. The little girl approaches him and asks what's under the newspaper. He replies "a bird", the little girl leaves, and the man falls asleep.
Later on that day, the police come to the little girl's house and question her about an assault that happened to the naked man. She said "i asked him what he had under the newspaper and he said a bird. So when he fell asleep, i played with the bird, then it spat at me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire".
It's my favourite joke because it's the only one I know
Later on that day, the police come to the little girl's house and question her about an assault that happened to the naked man. She said "i asked him what he had under the newspaper and he said a bird. So when he fell asleep, i played with the bird, then it spat at me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire".
It's my favourite joke because it's the only one I know
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:16 pm
why was the irish man in the middle of the radioactive lake?sd5 wrote:new seafood shop in Japan: Fission Chips
Nuclear Fishin'
man walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre
so the bar woman gives him one
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:38 pm
what do you call a deer with no eye's.
no idea
no idea
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:50 pm
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legsGewze wrote:what do you call a deer with no eyes.
no idea
still no idea
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:57 pm
(Pada) wrote:what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legsGewze wrote:what do you call a deer with no eyes.
no idea
still no idea
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:46 pm
What's the best thing about having sex with twentysix year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Whenever anyone asks for a joke this is the only one I can ever remember.
There's twenty of them.
Whenever anyone asks for a joke this is the only one I can ever remember.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:27 pm
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Too much?
AIDS.
Too much?
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:01 pm
What you call dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it; it won't come to you anyway.
It doesn't matter what you call it; it won't come to you anyway.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:32 pm
what does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
they're both stuck up c.unts
they're both stuck up c.unts
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:46 pm
How sick can we go ? 