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My girlfriend won't let me spank her arse cheeks during foreplay, so I glued them together.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

LA_Boxers wrote:Whats yellow and dangerous??




Shark Infested Custard

major childhood flashback, well done sir

CowardlyLion wrote:What did the acorn say when it grew up?


Geometry!

wtf kind of joke is that? gtfo, seriously

Why was Tigger dirty?

Because he was playing with Pooh

stappard wrote:

CowardlyLion wrote:What did the acorn say when it grew up?


Geometry!

wtf kind of joke is that? gtfo, seriously

you probably didn't get it

gee, i'm a tree.....

Q. What's the brown stuff between King Kong's toes?

A. Slow Natives.
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Q. What's green and goose-steps?

A. Snotzis.
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on your doorstep?

A. Mat.
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?

A. Art.
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs buried in a pile of dead leaves?

A. Russell.
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool?

A. Bob.
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

A. Phil.

what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


...... a quarter pounder with cheese

What's black and rhymes with Dr Dre?

Snoop Dogg.

volcanogeorge wrote:What's black and rhymes with Dr Dre?

Snoop Dogg.

Actually, it's: What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Because then, people could potentially think of poop.

NilsFG wrote:

volcanogeorge wrote:What's black and rhymes with Dr Dre?

Snoop Dogg.

Actually, it's: What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Because then, people could potentially think of poop.

Mind = blown

Mike Hunt

Mines only 3 inches........




































But some women like it that wide.

wobbles wrote:This is more of a lame pick up line.

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a footlong

Haha, my lass actually works at Subway. Might use this...actually come to think of it, I think someone said something like this to her the other week.

the wind must be afraid of commitment...

why else does it have so many socks?

(explain that one)

What is green, purple and spins round and round and round.

A frog in a blender.

You wanna hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I used to love tractors

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

The sheep started to get to familiar to the sound of a zipper.


How do Aussies/New Zealanders find sheep in long grass?

Enjoyable.

Electric_Head wrote:How do Aussies/New Zealanders find sheep in long grass?

Enjoyable.

A sheep shagging enthusiast told me the best way. Put their hind legs in your gumboots so they can't get away, you lead them towards a cliff so they push back and you rock the Velcro gloves for that extra grip.

NilsFG wrote:

volcanogeorge wrote:What's black and rhymes with Dr Dre?

Snoop Dogg.

Actually, it's: What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Because then, people could potentially think of poop.

ACTUALLY, it's; What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

unless you've been drinking Guinness all day, then yours would work