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Shonky wrote:beaten themselves into a masturbatory froth

leave it out shonky, i didn't order a cappucino

spooKs wrote:

Shonky wrote:beaten themselves into a masturbatory froth

leave it out shonky, i didn't order a cappucino

Yeah, you did. With extra sprinkles as I remember

metalboxproducts wrote: In it? Jesus, it's as if dubstep is incapable of producing a bad tune.

A lot of people seem to think that way.

spooKs wrote:

Laugh away fucko, that's £3.50 you owe me.

It's cold now by the way - we can stick it in a microwave for an extra quid and then courier it over for say...forty notes?

I bought it- the record that is, not Shonky's effort behind the espresso machine

All about Bushido for me, but I'm one of those cinematic soundtrack types/wankers

Check this review out:

http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?id=33243

Top quality

Shonky wrote:...try making a tune that puts a smile on people's faces once in a while. Makes a change from the usual po-faced, over-serious gothstep that bores the shit out of me ("yeah, put in that muezzin wail so I can swim in waves of contemplation, Tarquin. Oh and maybe some whale noise?").

i almost spit my coffee out my nose when i read this.

Rich_c90 wrote:i think they actually like the record you know.

Exactly, it was only one track the reviewer didn't like...

sapphic_beats wrote:

Shonky wrote:...try making a tune that puts a smile on people's faces once in a while. Makes a change from the usual po-faced, over-serious gothstep that bores the shit out of me ("yeah, put in that muezzin wail so I can swim in waves of contemplation, Tarquin. Oh and maybe some whale noise?").

i almost spit my coffee out my nose when i read this.

Video or STFU











Glad to be of service. Would you care for a fattelatte and cherry danish?

Can't remember if latte is pronounced lartay or lattay. It's either fatty or farty (fartay -bit of a pronunciation wrong there I think) in that case, both of which are almost amusing (must try harder)

Boomkat...

LOOOOOOOOL

i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.

I copy Boomkat for all my reviews.

There...secrets out!

The Others feckin stinkin rock!

Africa's a big tune

dont like the flip though, pretty borin, and that melody is a bit of a joke

mushug wrote:i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.

I wasn't pissed off, I was just confused as to why they would sell a record they didn't like. I guess this is some british humor that I just didn't get.

the decoy wrote:

mushug wrote:i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.

I wasn't pissed off, I was just confused as to why they would sell a record they didn't like. I guess this is some british humor that I just didn't get.

You sell what people will buy...it's a shame the shop's closed, there were some classic descriptions on some of the records, big up conor!!

LMFAO Some of them reviews on Boomkat are pure jokes.

Dont take em seriously innit!

I think over half of Boomkat reviews end with the word 'essential' or 'killer', heh.

Nah, Boomkat reviews submit their write-up and then the website automatically adds "Killer 12. Essential" to the end.
I swear I see that on 70% of reviews at least.