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Mr Hyde wrote:

Badman Juice wrote:gather together a small group of armed survivors, travel the country taking hostages and then when we have enough attempt to negotiate with the zombies i.e. we will supply you humans if you let us live.

can't trust zombies to stick to their word

and they can't trust humans to stick to their word.

I'd engender apathy in the zombie population and gradually eradicate their hunter gatherer abilities with a steady stream of humans.

then once they'd become as lazy as humans are, I'd slaughter them.

attic with the ladder pulled up of course
Xbox, tv and tinned sardines would keep me going a couple of years till the outbreak was finished

yoowan wrote:attic with the ladder pulled up of course
Xbox, tv and tinned sardines would keep me going a couple of years till the outbreak was finished

I'm not sure if the xbox would tbh

#1 Cardio.


I'm fucked then.

yoowan wrote:attic with the ladder pulled up of course
Xbox, tv and tinned sardines would keep me going a couple of years till the outbreak was finished

Not sure how long the power would stay on after a full on outbreak tbh. 2yrs might be pushing it.

wub wrote:

yoowan wrote:attic with the ladder pulled up of course
Xbox, tv and tinned sardines would keep me going a couple of years till the outbreak was finished

Not sure how long the power would stay on after a full on outbreak tbh. 2yrs might be pushing it.

do you enjoy playing against bots?

Recommends the Shaolin Spade

^^ pfft, good luck! Do you know how much one of those weighs?

round up a fuck load of them at the bottom of canary wharf and then throw a load of heavy stuff off the top onto the horde

Hide in the loo (never seen a zombie taking a leek)
& text my werewolf mates to come 'round to fend em off
while I invent a wake-up-the-zombie spray.
If that fails, I'd avoid the need to be savaged
by turning myself into a zombie
watching the Weather Channel overnight.

Cry like a bitch.

Have given this some thought and discussion before. Decided the best thing to do would be to collect supplies (food, weapons, weed seeds) then steal a boat to sail to the Isles of Scilly and wipe out any remaining zombies over there (if there are any) before setting up a new place to live in peace.

You're crazy if you think you can make it alone, especially given that other people will also be travelling in packs, and supplies will be scarce. Zombies wouldn't necessarily be your biggest worry!

If Dawn of the Dead has taught us anything, is you can live a perfectly decadent if spiritually crippling lifestyle if you take over a shopping mall. Just watch out for biker gangs. And zombies, of course.

Get a moving van.

Rob a drug store
Rob a walmart (pick up food, water, guns, knivies, etc)
Drive to Grand Canyon
Live out life safely with natural zombie defense system.... vultures
Venture outside my safety canyon for supplies periodically

pkay wrote:Rob a walmart (pick up food, water, guns, knivies, etc)

You can get guns from Asda???

LA_Boxers wrote:

pkay wrote:Rob a walmart (pick up food, water, guns, knivies, etc)

You can get guns from Asda???

hell yeah you can get guns from walmart

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this is why the USA will never be invaded.

Every American knows if shit hits the fan you report to Walmart for supplies and arms.

I would go to north wales because fuck all ever happens there, They haven't even got the internet yet.

pkay wrote:

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this is why the USA will never be invaded.

Every American knows if shit hits the fan you report to Walmart for supplies and arms.

Not gonna get on to some US gun debate...but I don't think that'd particularaly stop any country from invading, if it was an invasion situation- in a time like WW2 pretty much every man of fighting age in Europe was trained and in the armed forces or doing some useful work to help the war effort- armed with machine guns/grenades/tanks and whatever and well organised. So you'd only be left with those that can't fight in the army using their wallmart guns, as long as there was some warning the country would arm and train the left over citizens as a last resort anyway- like the home guard style in the UK in WW2.