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Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:46 pm**

I'm currently taking a shit, just for you Firky

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:51 pm**

I'm currently on my third brew of the day and have have a nasty one incoming.

Tea does bad things to my bowels, and anything with milk really; I think I could be lactose intolerant

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:52 pm**

i just had a poo and the first thread i see after refreshing snh is this one. hell yeah!

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:04 pm**

Duffman wrote:I'm currently on my third brew of the day and have have a nasty one incoming.

Tea does bad things to my bowels, and anything with milk really; I think I could be lactose intolerant

This, brew in the morn with my breky ensures a drop to follow then another around mid-dayish. Oh and its Shave Shit then Shower for me.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:07 pm**

all you shavers... PUSSSSEHHHHHSSSS

i shit

then i shower

but if i shave its before i shower... after i shit

but i wont pretend to have much of a routine

routines are irrelevant to my lifestyle

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:19 pm**

Just wrapped one up actually... third time today.
Will probably have one more too.

I typically have hot shaves in the evening, with a Bourbon.
I'm too grumpy in the morning to operate a blade.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:23 pm**

Such a southern gentleman, yet living in Boston

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:26 pm**

you need to shave after a shower so your skin is nice and pliable morans

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:27 pm**

shavings for cigarettes

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:28 pm**

beards are for hipsters, unemployed or people without girlfriends

delete where applicable

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:37 pm**

Well I aint a hipster

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:38 pm**

I can feel one brewing, just knocked back a packet of hot peri-peri crisps and just about to have chilli, it's gonna be big

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:43 pm**

I only shave cos I can't stand an itchy beard tbh makes me grrrrrrr

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:52 pm**

capo ultra wrote:beards are for hipsters, unemployed or people without girlfriends

delete where applicable

*feels face*

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:56 pm**

h8 when u hold one in for a while (last 10 minutes of tv progrom) sos its comes out fudgey gloop and sticks to your gooch

h8 dat

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:07 pm**

danrev wrote:h8 when u hold one in for a while (last 10 minutes of tv progrom) sos its comes out fudgey gloop and sticks to your gooch

h8 dat

Baby wetwipes by the toilet roll my friend

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Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:08 pm**

Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:09 pm**

magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.

Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:09 pm**

capo ultra wrote:you need to shave after a shower so your skin is nice and pliable morans

Shaving foam with moisturizer takes care of that.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:12 pm**

wolf89 wrote:Well I aint a hipster

hipster

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