Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:43 pm
Kodachrome wrote:Yo we're having rough meaningless sex right now while laughing at this thread. Suck it firks!
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Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:34 pm
firky wrote:minimalistic = no fisting foreplay - get in there and do a bang and a squirt. It's just an itch that needs to be scratched.
Hahahahaha "Do a bang and a squirt." Might have found a new Sig right there
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:19 pm
Astral wrote:Rarely happens for me. My laziness usually outweighs my libido.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:26 pm
thinking with your cock is underrated, too much rational thinking would make for a dull life hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:28 pm
wait wait wait wait wait...Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
thats a bad thing???
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:31 pm
Sort it out, jeeeeesusHordes wrote:I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.
I'm 16
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:36 pm
guess it depends on how much!noam wrote:wait wait wait wait wait...Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
thats a bad thing???
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:38 pm
i suppose its bad if she's like, really similar to your mum....Mr Hyde wrote:guess it depends on how much!noam wrote:wait wait wait wait wait...Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
thats a bad thing???
cos if she's not exactly the same i just wouldn't be satisfied
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:40 pm
My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:47 pm
pics or stfu!firky wrote:My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:53 pm
Mr Hyde wrote:pics or stfu!firky wrote:My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:16 pm
My dad got her online.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:42 pm
£10 Bag wrote:Sort it out, jeeeeesusHordes wrote:I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.
I'm 16
^^^
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:58 am
masturbate before making any decision involving a female
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:02 am
Phigure wrote:masturbate before making any decision involving a female
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:08 am
although she is pretty fucking cute so i'd say good call
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:11 am
^^ yeah, sadly
the drive doesn't feel like thinking...doesn't feel neural
more a hormonal tsunami that overwhelms rationality
meanwhile poor old cockbrain thinks: by doing sex it'll go away
but it keeps coming back
and back
like an unpluggable leak
come, withdraw, sleep, arouse
arouse, come, withdraw, sleep
sleep, arouse, come, withdraw
withdraw, sleep, arouse, come
it's slavery to orgasm
& even though I'm not looking forward to it
I suspect old-age will have the one compensation:
freedom from libido
meanwhile Firky good luck,
I hope she finds you mutually fuckworthy.
the drive doesn't feel like thinking...doesn't feel neural
more a hormonal tsunami that overwhelms rationality
meanwhile poor old cockbrain thinks: by doing sex it'll go away
but it keeps coming back
and back
like an unpluggable leak
come, withdraw, sleep, arouse
arouse, come, withdraw, sleep
sleep, arouse, come, withdraw
withdraw, sleep, arouse, come
it's slavery to orgasm
& even though I'm not looking forward to it
I suspect old-age will have the one compensation:
freedom from libido
meanwhile Firky good luck,
I hope she finds you mutually fuckworthy.
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:38 am
sd5 wrote:^^ yeah, sadly
the drive doesn't feel like thinking...doesn't feel neural
more a hormonal tsunami that overwhelms rationality
meanwhile poor old cockbrain thinks: by doing sex it'll go away
but it keeps coming back
and back
like an unpluggable leak
come, withdraw, sleep, arouse
arouse, come, withdraw, sleep
sleep, arouse, come, withdraw
withdraw, sleep, arouse, come
it's slavery to orgasm
& even though I'm not looking forward to it
I suspect old-age will have the one compensation:
freedom from libido
meanwhile Firky good luck,
I hope she finds you mutually fuckworthy.
quality post!Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:53 am
Indeed. To use Frankie Boyle's analogy it's like 'being strapped to a luncatic for 30 years.' Some of the worst decision I have ever made involve women. The perils of the libido.sd5 wrote:it's slavery to orgasm
Re: Thinking with your cock
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:25 am
Phigure wrote:masturbate before making any decision involving a female
Wuggy taught me that lesson, and It really fuckin works.