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ketamine wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

Buy gun/ski-mask.
Go to local trading district.
Wait for successful business man to leave building.
Rob the m***** f*****
Profit.

THIS. OR. Kill David Cameron, Nick Griffin and Nick Clegg. The cash will come pouring in.

ALWAYS trust the guys at DSF to come out with something sarcastic. 'Tis what they do.

You could always contact a financial advisor when you have money to invest.

Personally what I am doing is purchasing silver while the economy makes it cheap and by my time of retirement it will most likely be worth a lot more than what I paid for it. Silver is also good for an economic meltdown so if your country's currency isn't worth a dime, you will still have physical currency. The whole idea is to make money over time though, don't expect to be a millionaire in a week.

Also, my next plan is to invest a large chunk of money in stocks. If you want info on that you can see your local stock trader and he will answer questions.

But that's basically it until you get more money to invest, then I reckon it gets more intricate.

Your not going to make much money off buying bonds in the short to medium term, due to incredibly low interest rates returned as coupon payments and paid out over the life of a bond with the principle paid out at the end. You could try bond trading using a web platform but again, the market movements at the moment mean this isnt worthwile and the amount of capital to get started is probably way to much (even at a margin) to produce decent results.

If I was you I would definantly look into marginalised foreign exchange or commodity trading, but only start playing with real money after you have read a shit tonne of books and learnt how to do analysis on potential trades. (Use a practice account for 6Months) You can loose (alot) more money than you put in.

Also start reading websites like:
dealbook.nytimes.com
bloomberg.com
ft.com

Phyalow wrote:Your not going to make much money off buying bonds in the short to medium term, due to incredibly low interest rates paid as coupon payments paid out over the life of a bond with the principle paid out at the end. You could try bond trading using a web platform but again, the market movements at the moment mean this isnt worthwile and the amount of capital to get started is probably way to much (even at a margin) to produce decent results.

If I was you I would definantly look into marginalised foreign exchange or commodity trading using a , but only start playing with real money after you have read a shit tonne of books and learnt how to do analysis on potential trades. (Use a practice account for 6Months) You can loose (alot) more money than you put in.

Also start reading websites like:
dealbook.nytimes.com
bloomberg.com
ft.com

+1. Right now the prime interest rate here is so low, it actually makes below what inflation is expected to be (from what I've heard).

First off, look at what kinds of investments you can get, tax free. You can use them as a write off, which will get you more money you can invest. Common ones are RRSPs, Tax Free Savings Accounts, and if you've got a kid an RESP.

From what I've gathered, your best bet in making decent money is the stock market/mutual funds. Even though it's volatile now, historically it has increased in value over time. The advice people invariably give is... do high risk investments when you're young and have time before you're going to retire. Then as you get older, slowly switch them into more stable but lower yielding investments. That way you're playing with your money early on. If you lose half of it when you're 30, it's not as big a deal as if you lose half of it when you're 65.

MrAural wrote:Her pussy is probably as tight as fuck, no matter if she had kids. All that botox has to go somewhere...

and you know about tight pussy?

MrAural wrote:Her pussy is probably as tight as fuck, no matter if she had kids. All that botox has to go somewhere...

ketamine wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

Buy gun/ski-mask.
Go to local trading district.
Wait for successful business man to leave building.
Rob the m***** f*****
Profit.

THIS. OR. Kill David Cameron, Nick Griffin and Nick Clegg. The cash will come pouring in.

ALWAYS trust the guys at DSF to come out with something sarcastic. 'Tis what they do.

I wasn't being sarcastic. That is a legitimate answer to the question.

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

pkay wrote: Honestly depends on how much you have to invest.

And how long you're willing to wait.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-09-2 ... stors.html

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Ok, what sort of level of equity exposure would you be happy with?

Put a microphone bug under the cashier counter at a bank and wait till you hear someone withdrawing 10 bags.

Now you know who to target.

Raggles wrote:You could always contact a financial advisor when you have money to invest.

Personally what I am doing is purchasing silver while the economy makes it cheap and by my time of retirement it will most likely be worth a lot more than what I paid for it. Silver is also good for an economic meltdown so if your country's currency isn't worth a dime, you will still have physical currency. The whole idea is to make money over time though, don't expect to be a millionaire in a week.

Also, my next plan is to invest a large chunk of money in stocks. If you want info on that you can see your local stock trader and he will answer questions.

But that's basically it until you get more money to invest, then I reckon it gets more intricate.

not sure if serious...

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Ok, what sort of level of equity exposure would you be happy with?

im not sure what that is, ive a had a google and this is what it said ''Usually expressed in percentage form. This illustrates the proportion of a fund which is invested in stocks and shares ''

so if i had 1k to invest id say like 30%?

noam wrote:

Raggles wrote:You could always contact a financial advisor when you have money to invest.

Personally what I am doing is purchasing silver while the economy makes it cheap and by my time of retirement it will most likely be worth a lot more than what I paid for it. Silver is also good for an economic meltdown so if your country's currency isn't worth a dime, you will still have physical currency. The whole idea is to make money over time though, don't expect to be a millionaire in a week.

Also, my next plan is to invest a large chunk of money in stocks. If you want info on that you can see your local stock trader and he will answer questions.

But that's basically it until you get more money to invest, then I reckon it gets more intricate.

not sure if serious...

What's wrong?

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

You UK based? If not, I'm afraid I can't really advise

safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Ok, what sort of level of equity exposure would you be happy with?

im not sure what that is, ive a had a google and this is what it said ''Usually expressed in percentage form. This illustrates the proportion of a fund which is invested in stocks and shares ''

so if i had 1k to invest id say like 30%?[/quote]


If you've only got a grand, I'd suggest an ISA tbh.

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:
safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Ok, what sort of level of equity exposure would you be happy with?

im not sure what that is, ive a had a google and this is what it said ''Usually expressed in percentage form. This illustrates the proportion of a fund which is invested in stocks and shares ''

so if i had 1k to invest id say like 30%?

If you've only got a grand, I'd suggest an ISA tbh.[/quote]

im not talking about right this minute, this is for once i start getting money in. i wanna know like what options do what and what the return is, other investments. i can always save towards it which is what im planning to do

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:

wub wrote:

Gewze wrote:
safe for replies people and yh wub im in the uk

Ok - how much you money do you have that you want to invest?

none yet, im trying to get ideas really, to see what gives what results. ive got some savings im willing to throw in.

Ok, what sort of level of equity exposure would you be happy with?

im not sure what that is, ive a had a google and this is what it said ''Usually expressed in percentage form. This illustrates the proportion of a fund which is invested in stocks and shares ''

so if i had 1k to invest id say like 30%?

If you've only got a grand, I'd suggest an ISA tbh.[/quote]

im not talking about right this minute, this is for once i start getting money in. i wanna know like what options do what and what the return is, other investments. i can always save towards it which is what im planning to do[/quote]

Drop your maximum allowance into an ISA, then the remainder chuck into a pension scheme. £100 a month between the ages of 20-30 will make a fuck off difference than if you'd just started it at 30.