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Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:17 pm
by saint1
jameshk wrote:He best hope i'm too fucked to aim right when he plays at benicassim. Bottles will be flying.
THIS

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:14 pm
by thepinupguillotine
..actually saw a dude named kevens get pelted with a whole audiences crap even candy r@vers were chucking their precious glosticks at him ..he walked off ..a new game maybe 10pts for hiitin his body 20pts in tha face u win if headline is "underground k!lled guetta"

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:48 pm
by Theo Void
Guetta was cool before he was cool. Now he's just a sellout!

Everyone hates hipsters, even Guetta.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:03 pm
by yoowan
southstar wrote:Surely he must understand the irony of what he's saying?
Who's this avicii?
u not got levels bro?

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:08 pm
by mr.ben_cardiff
Guetta is a stain... end of

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:13 pm
by wobbles
His music is boring
And his words are boring
Zzzzzzzzzz

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:37 pm
by NickUndercover
Was he ever underground... His first album was released on fucking Virgin. I guess that's pretty underground for someone who fills big festivals with a pre-mixed cd

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:44 pm
by wormcode
He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.

Anyway, I really don't think 'dance music' was ever underground. There's always been really popular electronic music.
Besides isn't all music fucking 'dance music'...

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:54 pm
by knell
wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.
you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:01 pm
by garethom
knell wrote:
wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.
you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.
This. He's most the awkward "actor" ever. I remember seeing a video of his at my gym, not sure what the track was called, but it was a collaboration (not like that helps :lol:) and he just looked like a top paedophile. So uncomfortable.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:09 pm
by cosmic_surgeon
Why is success so often delimited to commercial success? What a myopic man.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:20 pm
by wormcode
knell wrote:
wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.
you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.
Just watched it for the first time. I made it 10 seconds.
Tempted to make some GIFs now.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:33 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
Guetta is a fucking mug

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Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:00 am
by Mammoth
People call guetta dubstep around here

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:24 am
by wormcode
Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here
Which layer of hell you at?

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:47 am
by jameshk
Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here
How have you not killed multiple people?

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:29 am
by particle-jim
Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here
Hand me my shotgun...

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:42 am
by AxeD
Haha where the poo do you live Mammoth :)

I think delays and creepy hobos killed the underground.

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:47 am
by Johnlenham
wormcode wrote:
Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here
Which layer of hell you at?
:cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Mu

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:11 pm
by Devry_Kaneda
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yeah. that was the worst thing ever.