Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:52 am
Cubicle wrote:Why are there so few female producers?
Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:14 am
Why was the compressor great at Muay Thai?
Because it had a hard knee
Because it had a hard knee
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:28 am
Seriously, shot with a big gun.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:05 pm
Electric_Head wrote:Seriously, shot with a big gun.
I like this
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:31 pm
bloody old manElectric_Head wrote:Seriously, shot with a big gun.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:05 pm
Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:07 pm
That has to be the worst music related joke ever ledge.legend4ry wrote:Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:10 pm
Q. Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A. Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
A. Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:11 pm
I couldn't remember how it was told to me exactly so I blagged it - I only remembered the pun.lloydy wrote:That has to be the worst music related joke ever ledge.legend4ry wrote:Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:16 pm
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Could that be it?
Could that be it?
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:21 pm
blabhdaubh yes!
This, is what happens when you get told various jokes in one day.
This, is what happens when you get told various jokes in one day.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:15 pm
Why was the drum so good at kick boxing? ....
..... Because it was a Kick Drum.
Couldn't think of anything else.. Fuck it.
..... Because it was a Kick Drum.
Couldn't think of anything else.. Fuck it.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:26 pm
Q. Why did the TR-808 get disqualified from the boxing match?
A. Because one of its hits used a cowbell.
A. Because one of its hits used a cowbell.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:37 pm
Why was the wave not invited to the party?
Because he was too square
Because he was too square
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:46 pm
I didn't think page 2 could possibly be as bad as page 1.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:07 pm
JFK wrote:Why was the wave not invited to the party?
Because he was too square
Terribly good somehow.Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:10 pm
What did the music teacher ask for in class?
Sylenth
Sylenth
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:17 pm
This reminds me of:
Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.
Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:24 pm
dansheep13 wrote:What did the music teacher ask for in class?
Sylenth
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:33 pm
Q. What were the first two mixing consoles affectionately named?
A. Adam and Neve.
A. Adam and Neve.