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Yeah I do.

your the queen?

everyone from England that posts in this thread will be arrested in 3 days

rayman612 wrote:everyone from England that posts in this thread will be arrested in 3 days

Tempting fate with this post then

Is it permissible for a non crown citizen to dis the Queen?

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My mate's brother has butt hoses at his house.

I reckon that's the way forward.

wolf89 wrote:My mate's brother has butt hoses at his house.

I reckon that's the way forward.

kings among men

NO PUN INTENDED

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All her 'food' is injected, just enough essential intakes to keep her reptillian form alive longer enough for the next in line, to fully pass its diapause period and enter a breeding program.

Great thing about swan is it just flies out of your butt.


The queen mum though, that was a messy character. All that gin meant she would regularly prolapse.

garethom wrote: You ever seen a swan hatch before? Exactly.

wolf89 wrote:My mate's brother has butt hoses at his house.

I reckon that's the way forward.

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I've lived abroad for some time and trust me it's the only way. Toilet paper is really foul if you think about it.

Doubles

I reckon she plays on the gameboy when she's turding

baron_von_carlton wrote:

wolf89 wrote:My mate's brother has butt hoses at his house.

I reckon that's the way forward.

This
I've lived abroad for some time and trust me it's the only way. Toilet paper is really foul if you think about it.

Yeah that's what it's like. The dude was born in Vietnam and grew up there for a bit before moving here. I was wondering if maybe they have them out there?

Since Henry Walpole took office in the 1700s, the Queen's bowel movements have been routed via the Bishop of Westminster directly into the vocal chords of those sitting in the Houses of Commons. They talk shit so she can maintain regal dignity.

I reckon she wipes it, looks at it, hands it over, it gets folded and handed back to her depending on how sticky it was.

I've heard she's tight like that, keeps her cornflakes in tupperware when she could just buy a new box every day.

Damn queen, too good to use your tax money for cornflakes ay?

Think shes ever shit herself? Shes 86 she must have at one point... few too many red wines, curry for dinner, too old and slow to run to the toilet. Disaster waiting to happen at that age.

I don't understand the ass hose, doesn't it make your ass all wet, I don't want to walk around all day with a wet ass