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next topic: space!

idontreallygiveashit wrote:next topic: space!

sorry, my mind's a blank ...

How do you have a party in space

you plan-et


badum-fuckit

the space needle is going to fall down some day so give it some space

hugh wrote:How do you have a party in space

you plan-et

badum-fuckit

that was actually pretty good

^ I agree, better than...

Why did the astronaut need extra help? Because he was spacial.
Why was the planet arrested? Because he was caught mooning in public.
Why did people like Neil Armstrong? Because he always Apollogised.
Why did people think Einstein was catholic? He was always banging on about mass.
Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend? He needed more space.

I hate this thread.

hey guys, type eskimo feet on youtube! loads of cool footage



ha

Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??

Terpit wrote:hey guys, type eskimo feet on youtube! loads of cool footage

this i get

Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??

This i don't

idontreallygiveashit wrote:

Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??

This i don't

You haven't seen him?

ohhh shit, i read that about 20 mins ago and still didn't get it but i let it stew, was looking at something completely different and it hit me out of nowhere and i burst out laughing in front of everyone. Well played.

more jokes people, open genre rules

idontreallygiveashit wrote: ohhh shit, i read that about 20 mins ago and still didn't get it but i let it stew, was looking at something completely different and it hit me out of nowhere and i burst out laughing in front of everyone. Well played.

more jokes people, open genre rules

The emperor's new clothes.

Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'

What do hillbillies do for halloween?
pump kin

What red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

A man was hospitalised after calling emergency as he had six plastic horses stuck up his bum!






Doctors say his condition is stable...

Terpit wrote:

idontreallygiveashit wrote:

Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??

This i don't

You haven't seen him?

Now I get it...

faust.dtc wrote:

Terpit wrote:

idontreallygiveashit wrote:

Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??

This i don't

You haven't seen him?

Now I get it...

Did my post not give it away?

Electric_Head wrote:
The emperor's new clothes.

Just found a really nasty one, if your a wimp, dont read.

I've invented a new sex position and called it the Jade Goody. My girlfriend shaves her head and I call myself cervical cancer and eat her pussy.

Terpit wrote:Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'

...

What's the name of the allience of military horses? Neigh-to!
Where do birds come from? Crow-atia!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

Electric_Head wrote:Did my post not give it away?

Electric_Head wrote:
The emperor's new clothes.

NO!

I got the joke just before I read your reply but thanks for the clarity E_H.

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