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Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:50 pm
by frank grimes jr.
LACE wrote:i realize that..

i'm sure you all know what i'm getting at regardless =P
I lol'd.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:52 pm
by wub
mo respect wrote:whats a prefect? do you only get to become one if the sorting hat says so?
Basically the top 20/30 spoddy kids of the final year of secondary school (16yr olds in the UK) get 'made' prefects. Responsibilities involve standing randomly at a particular door to a building in the school and stopping younger students from entering said buildings during break time*.


Fuck all really.






(* this is how it was at my school anyway)

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:53 pm
by BonerJams04
what does spoddy mean?

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:55 pm
by ehbes
Reverb wrote:what does spoddy mean?
NErds

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:56 pm
by wub
Geeky/suck-up-ish.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:56 pm
by wolf89
Nah we don't have school massacres by students much in general. People tend to just flip out occasionally like this but stay mainly depressed and quiet about it being English. Or headbutt someone suddenly or slice someone's head open with a metal ruler like at my school. haha

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:59 pm
by wub
wolf89 wrote:Nah we don't have school massacres by students much in general. People tend to just flip out occasionally like this but stay mainly depressed and quiet about it being English. Or headbutt someone suddenly or slice someone's head open with a metal ruler like at my school. haha
Kid at my school jammed three paperclips into a plug socket, turned it on then punched said paperclips. Got thrown across the room and blew out four Macintoshs.


Twat.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:00 pm
by garethom
wub wrote:
mo respect wrote:whats a prefect? do you only get to become one if the sorting hat says so?
Basically the top 20/30 spoddy kids of the final year of secondary school (16yr olds in the UK) get 'made' prefects. Responsibilities involve standing randomly at a particular door to a building in the school and stopping younger students from entering said buildings during break time*.


Fuck all really.






(* this is how it was at my school anyway)
Literally 200 out of 300 in my year got made prefects when they got reintroduced to school (we were in year 11 at the time). We were meant to go to an office and get our duties every week. I don't know anybody that did.

Prefects are seriously stupid.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:00 pm
by mo_respect
wub wrote:
mo respect wrote:whats a prefect? do you only get to become one if the sorting hat says so?
Basically the top 20/30 spoddy kids of the final year of secondary school (16yr olds in the UK) get 'made' prefects. Responsibilities involve standing randomly at a particular door to a building in the school and stopping younger students from entering said buildings during break time*.


Fuck all really.






(* this is how it was at my school anyway)
so its pretty much a hall monitor? oh wow

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:00 pm
by wolf89
wub wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Nah we don't have school massacres by students much in general. People tend to just flip out occasionally like this but stay mainly depressed and quiet about it being English. Or headbutt someone suddenly or slice someone's head open with a metal ruler like at my school. haha
Kid at my school jammed three paperclips into a plug socket, turned it on then punched said paperclips. Got thrown across the room and blew out four Macintoshs.


Twat.
Hahahahaha

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:01 pm
by Doozle
wub wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Nah we don't have school massacres by students much in general. People tend to just flip out occasionally like this but stay mainly depressed and quiet about it being English. Or headbutt someone suddenly or slice someone's head open with a metal ruler like at my school. haha
Kid at my school jammed three paperclips into a plug socket, turned it on then punched said paperclips. Got thrown across the room and blew out four Macintoshs.


Badass.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:02 pm
by wub
Doozle wrote:
wub wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Nah we don't have school massacres by students much in general. People tend to just flip out occasionally like this but stay mainly depressed and quiet about it being English. Or headbutt someone suddenly or slice someone's head open with a metal ruler like at my school. haha
Kid at my school jammed three paperclips into a plug socket, turned it on then punched said paperclips. Got thrown across the room and blew out four Macintoshs.


Badass.

Yeah, no.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:03 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
was the course of getting wound up, jamming the paperclips, turning the socket on and punching really "flipping out" like the guy in the vid though?

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:04 pm
by ehbes
It thought it was funny until the part where he took out the macs

Being a stupid fuck is one thing, but damaging school property is another

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:05 pm
by wub
idontreallygiveashit wrote:was the course of getting wound up, jamming the paperclips, turning the socket on and punching really "flipping out" like the guy in the vid though?
Not that I recall, but this was more than half my life ago so the details are a little sketchy.
ehbrums1 wrote:It thought it was funny until the part where he took out the macs

Being a stupid fuck is one thing, but damaging school property is another
Macintoshs though...those orange/cream ones?

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:06 pm
by wolf89
My mate Myles threw a computer out a 3rd floor window once.

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:07 pm
by mo_respect
its all about doing minimal damage to school property. like buying chickens and setting them loose on the last day of classes; or coming to school at 7 o'clock so you can paint a stairwell red

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:10 pm
by BonerJams04
spmehow people got 4 soccer goals on top of my school

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:18 pm
by volcanogeorge
mo respect wrote:its all about doing minimal damage to school property. like buying chickens and setting them loose on the last day of classes; or coming to school at 7 o'clock so you can paint a stairwell red
and numbering the chickens 1, 2 and 4

Re: I'M A PREFECT!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:43 pm
by dickman69
seems like a dickhead

y u guys sad for him, y dont he just be like w/e & not flip out like a dick