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Electric_Head wrote:

jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.

Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.

My ex fucked my gearbox up a little because she knocked the
gearstick out of place twice whilst we were driving. It knackered
the H-plate.

Oh, vigorous approach.

southstar wrote:In bed at home

pervert

Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

Where you sniffing her hair while you did it gewze?

Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

wat

are you people incapable of not wanking for a bit?

backseat of my parents car behind a magazine when my bro was sitting beside me...dont think he noticed...hope he didnt.... i was young at the time, hormones n all tht

either that or a graveyard when i was skiving school one time

we had this conversation at my old work, my favorite that i was told was someone who was playing hide and seek so he hid in a wheelie bin... noone found him so he had a wank to pass the time

Did you jizz onto her sleeping body?

Fast lane on the M6 (gotta be fast lane otherwise people can see what your doing through the window)

Also smashed one out when I was fishing in the middle of no where. When I finished I noticed a man walking a dog had walked past me and in the height of ecstasy I hadn't noticed.

gotta be some bullshit in this thread, either that or some of you lot are fucked up in the head

hugh wrote:gotta be some bullshit in this thread, either that or some of you lot are fucked up in the head

I think this answers most of them probably:

JTMMusicuk wrote:was young at the time, hormones n all tht

Lets be honest those early years of puberty you have the double whammy of your testosterone levels skyrocketing and not yet getting any, so you were jerking it far more than any time after that.

JTMMusicuk wrote: we had this conversation at my old work, my favorite that i was told was someone who was playing hide and seek so he hid in a wheelie bin... noone found him so he had a wank to pass the time

That's too much

chekov wrote:

southstar wrote:In bed at home

pervert

Sometimes i go to the bathroom

On an airplane, not in the bathroom tho

southstar wrote:

chekov wrote:

southstar wrote:In bed at home

pervert

Sometimes i go to the bathroom

i thought the guy who wanked in a bin was weird but you just disgust me

Sonika wrote:On an airplane, not in the bathroom tho

please delete my account before the inevitable backlash & FBI investigation

Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

goddamn it sonika

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

or his little bro
who i have a picture of
this gives me an idea

^dark