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Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:45 am
by OGLemon
ehbrums1 wrote:Go lay in a puddle
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Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:03 am
by collige
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Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:59 am
by Shum
ehbrums1 wrote:Go lay in a puddle
k.

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Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:27 am
by Doozle
rayman612 wrote:Chode
I've got a mate, he's massive. Huge even. For years he's been the Chode, although sometimes it's Chod.

It's our affectionate name for him, to the point where when someone says it I think of him before realising what they're saying

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:58 am
by CreamLord
Sideman or wasteman

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:00 am
by SCope13
ehbrums1 wrote:Go lay in a puddle
i would maybe use this one if i had aspergers

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:37 am
by ehbes
SCope13 wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:Go lay in a puddle
i would maybe use this one if i had aspergers
try it the next time you need an insult, you'd be amazed the confused looks people will give you

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:04 am
by nowaysj

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:46 am
by garethom
Fraggle, Sket, Doyle, Mong, Mormon, Tramp, Reptile, Rat Bastard, Bubble Gut, Martian, Gremlin, Paed, Bast, Bell, Waste, etc.

Simple, short ones are the most effective.

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:48 am
by nowaysj
ehbrums1 wrote:
SCope13 wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:Go lay in a puddle
i would maybe use this one if i had aspergers
try it the next time you need an insult, you'd be amazed the confused looks people will give you
The confusion you have witnessed is the indecision of whether to kick your fucking teeth in or just walk away.

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:53 am
by Forum
garethom wrote: Bell
Original and best

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:06 am
by magma
It's all about the hastily shunted together words forming mega-insults.

Dickwagon
Cuntstation
Bellcastle
Shiteplough
Fucknugget

If you get the context and delivery right, insults don't even need to make sense. I had a go at someone yesterday by calling them a Moistened Golf Enthusiast. :i:

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:09 am
by kidshuffle
haven't heard fucknugget in a while looool

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:11 am
by Electric_Head
I like to call ppl wombats or mompara

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:21 am
by garethom
Electric_Head wrote:I like to call ppl kaffir

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:25 am
by Electric_Head
It's true.

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:59 am
by Laszlo
Hey, laser lips! Your mother was a snow blower!

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:55 am
by particle-jim
magma wrote:It's all about the hastily shunted together words forming mega-insults.

Dickwagon
Cuntstation
Bellcastle
Shiteplough
Fucknugget

If you get the context and delivery right, insults don't even need to make sense. I had a go at someone yesterday by calling them a Moistened Golf Enthusiast. :i:
I always liked 'cuntbrush' or 'gaswank'

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:57 am
by particle-jim
southstar wrote:
garethom wrote: Bell
Original and best
Bellmet (bellend + helmet) is a good'n, also bellsprout

Re: Your favourite insult

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:59 am
by Pedro Sánchez
I like just "Fucking Dick" but you have to over exaggerate the 'd' and sharpen the 'ick' for it to have the venomous effect "Fucking DICK", seen people get layed out for using it effectively.