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Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:08 pm
by nowaysj
Dude, our doctor couldn't be fucked to show up for the delivery. He was in the next building and with then new 911 security, he made it a personal protest to not show up when needed. This nurse who was awesome beyond belief and should have been driving a porsche home to her house in bel aire and a fucking intern delivered my girl. She literally popped out. Actually shot out. My wife is as strong as an ox, 6 footer, basketball scholarship and shit. I think she pushed, and boom. The doc ducked under this wall of blood, and somehow still managed to catch my girl, and I mean catch like a football. Kudos to him. Could have easily watched my newborn fall head first a couple of feet onto a linoleum floor. Good job doogie!

NWJ True storey #198

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:09 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
i coudlnt care less when hannah montana appared again
but yeah hope we can make some pointless tunes again finally :h:

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:09 pm
by nowaysj
alphacat wrote:Yay! Restraints!

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Alright you freek, I'mma come up with some stuff for you.

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:11 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
nowaysj wrote:Dude, our doctor couldn't be fucked to show up for the delivery. He was in the next building and with then new 911 security, he made it a personal protest to not show up when needed. This nurse who was awesome beyond belief and should have been driving a porsche home to her house in bel aire and a fucking intern delivered my girl. She literally popped out. Actually shot out. My wife is as strong as an ox, 6 footer, basketball scholarship and shit. I think she pushed, and boom. The doc ducked under this wall of blood, and somehow still managed to catch my girl, and I mean catch like a football. Kudos to him. Could have easily watched my newborn fall head first a couple of feet onto a linoleum floor. Good job doogie!

NWJ True storey #198
:o

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:13 pm
by SunkLo
NWJ has the bestest stories.

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:13 pm
by nowaysj
kurk ona wip, fuck I was sleeping on you guys. Amazing.

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:16 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
never sleep on the bury bros

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Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:39 am
by 5415
I'd like to say im on this but it takes me abouyt a month to get anything half decent finished so dunno. Whats the theme anyway

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:36 am
by nowaysj
Centaur or what is the name of human animal mixes... That is the theme!

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:48 am
by alphacat
I believe the word is Chimera.

Either that or transgenetic parahuman freakazoidberg, TPF for short.

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Used to think that only the tracks that had the benefit of time, attention, and full mixdown were my best: then I realized that my best tracks were actually those where most of the idea came quickly in one short session.

FWIW.

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:15 am
by nowaysj
Definitely the case with me. It is like heart donation, I've only got so long while the organ is viable. The longer it goes the worse it is . Can do a mix as a separate process, but for the writing and arranging and first mix.

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:00 am
by dougriley
I've never gotten down on this ting before. What's the deal? Centaur vibe? Anything goes?

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:41 am
by nowaysj
Yeah, anything goes. Only rule really is turn in on Saturday, and leave some feedback for your fellow tuna riders.

Theme if you want to play with it is chimerism. Like Bud's buff swan, or a centaur.

And thanks for that, alpha, my brother from another mother, like literally, first time I saw this guy I didn't want to go up to him because we looked so ridiculously similar.

Anybody heard of microchimerism I think it is called, and the theory that microchimerism damages women who have multiple sexual partners?

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:32 pm
by Jizz
lol, centaurhorsechimera just couldnt hack it could he... oh well, more tuna for us

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:45 pm
by nowaysj
:4:

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:40 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
started sth (something :3)

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:55 pm
by nowaysj
ah ha!

You'd already finished something Bud! Not fair. You are disqualified by talent and productivity. Sorry!

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:59 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
:corntard:

haha yeah no this one is tuff what does a fox say i dunno

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:21 pm
by mks
Is this Shark week for Tunas?

Re: TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:55 pm
by nowaysj
Yes, u get the idea!